Azn

Azns are young, try-hard Asians striving as hard as they fucking can to escape their cultural and genetic heritage. Azn's are massively "pRoUd" of being Asian - which is why they mimic the culture of others like blacks and whites. This can be seen in their anime where almost every single character is blond-haired, blue-eyed, and tall, or when they try to rap out their "azn pride".

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Chiggers working overtime to escape their heritage.

Typical Asian showing off his small penis.

Azns are notorious for their inability to operate a motor vehicle.

Chinaman Edison Chen eating cunt, once his dick was removed by Gillian's teeth. Notice another figure in the background.

Some men have big dicks. Azns, failing this, have these...

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It's a known fact that asians have smaller penises than caucasians and niggers... which they compensate by studying science

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Ultimately, this ends in epic fail and generates lots of lulz for Westerners to see. Azn's are the suburban Michael Jacksons of our time, deeply ill-at-ease with themselves, with many resorting to plastic surgery to upgrade (caucasiaplasty).

Asian to "Azn"

'Azns' are not to be confused with 'normal' Asians. Azns are young, formerly 'Asians' who have come into contact with, or who gain a general awareness of, other races. This process triggers a change in the Asian, who begins to feel inadequate at the fact they can be blindfolded with dental floss, among other things. They must then become "Azn" to gain a semblance of self-esteem.

This process is especially profound in Asians living in the West, and especially amongst young Asian males. Asian girls have far less reason to mutate into an "Azn", and especially because they know they'll be having have white babies.

History

An Asian in his natural habitat, lost in thoughts of rice and small cocks.

A man, being denied of some delicious ~~whale~~ ~~dog~~ Penis.

Once upon a time, Americans stopped learning geography and they all thought that the huge continent of Asia consisted entirely of the country of China but it also consists of places like Korea, Malaysia and Vietnam...

Azns usually love to throw in their lot with Russia and India but will whine like bitches when you tell them Asia only consists of orientals...

Ahem. Moving right along. The disease known as 'Azn' was brought to public attention the early 2000s with some gay rap song about Buddha.

Some Asian-American teenagers claimed to be "proud" of their heritage (instant lulz, because their heritage is in no way their achievement), which basically consists of watching lots of anime (see Otaku), whining and bitching all the time about "crackas", listening to black person, and eating with chopsticks to "look cultured".

What they really think

Ashamed of themselves, the Azn will mimic what they consider to be the racial polar-opposite of what an Asian is. So, the Azn will pretend to be a black person. This Asian-mimicry is facilitated by watching MTV rap videos but never actually talking to black people.

In fact, as "American-ized" as they are, Azns by and large never actually interact with anyone else other than fellow Azns. This is why you often see them roaming malls in gangs of four or more, acting "gangsta" (in the case of the males), or giggling their heads off (usually over over-priced stationery, in the case of the females).

Azn "Pryde" also manifests itself in speaking in tongues, typically an incomprehensible stew of Engrish and whatever language they spoke back home. Most AzNs sound like this: (lol shut down), and they should probably just shut the fuck up.

Many American and Canadian AzNs pride themselves on speaking both English and their native tongue, but none of them have ever read a book in any language, including simple pictograms. It is not unfair to assume that they cannot read anything longer than acronyms such as BMW and TNA, which their parents buy them every day because they were born as gay fags.

This fact is reflective of another. Azns are also a unique paradox; despite the stereotype of nerdy Asian students, most Azns are complete retards. Proof of this can be found here

Azns have their own theme song.

Asian Film

This azn wants to find out why he can't get a girl.

Azn goes spaz when he was not accepted for a burping contest.

It is delicious eyeball. You must eat it!

Facts about Aznz

Typical Azn eyes.

Typical Azn foreplay before applying the bukkake marinade..

Sumo beginner

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Azns are not human

Asian porn makers like to take advantage of the fact that their women have extremely small breasts by making mostly infantile paraphilia pron.

Asians have retarded eyes.

All male Azn's are martial arts experts, with no exception, having gained the secrets from grand master Chong at the Dojo. They are all masters of Wu Shu, Cum fu, Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo, Karate, or all of the above, and could kick any honkey's arse if they can gang up on her/him. Providing they didn't leave their hammer at home, and that you do NOT mention their penis size. The only known defense is to take away their 20/200 prescription coke-bottle glasses, which renders them disoriented.

Azns are easily spotted on the tubes for one very simple reason. All azn usernames will contain some fucktarded reference to their race. For example: VietBboi325, AzNThuG4real, AtJap13 (real faggot), CHINApwr23, S3xyFlipGrl201. Oddly enough more realistic references like NukeburnedNip, ComfortWomenChink and DogboilingGook22 go unused.

Azns are extremely good at maths. Because of this, they score atleast 2,400 on the SAT and get into MIT's Engineering school. This fucking kills everyone else's grades, except for those of the Jew, who use their evil Jew powers and Jewish IQs to plot the downfall of human civilization on a daily basis. It's a well known fact that Azns are made up of prime numbers, general tso's chikins and rice.

Azns tend to stay in packs, and sometimes they even live together in pagoda-like structures they call A Pah Mence. They usually do not feel comfortable living in places where you hear their native moonspeak everywhere. Examples include Bellaire High School, where the student population is overwhelmed with chinks, and their average GPA offsets the niggas and mexicans negative GPAs.

Aznz favorite nonalcoholic beverage is bubble tea, similar to flavored ice tea with large black gelatin / tapioca "pearls" or "bubbles" that have the appetizing texture of drying out eyeballs. Much laughter will ensue among Azn's if a non-Azn gets a bubble caught in their windpipe.

If you mistake one kind of chink for another (i.e. nips, etc), drama ensues. PROTIP Make sure, after offended, you ask just what kind of chink they are

Recent observations and studies of this species have concluded that t3h Azns love to use these emoticon things: ^_^ ^^ ^^; :3 ;D >_< >:O Beware. If you come in contact with someone on the internets using these emoticon things, they're most likely Azn. RUNZ0RZ! Unfortunately, this is no longer the case. Every weeaboo, 16 year old girl, 13 year old boy, and general fuckwit uses these, however, if you do encounter emoticons, its still advised you should log off immediately, and delete System32.

Because Azns are super conscious about their "public image", they love to edit this page repeatedly and trying to reinforce "positive stereotypes" about azns.

Could possibly be from another planet, although if you mention this you'll be sure to hear cries of "Racism" (Spacism?).

Have an bizarre Fetish with noses, particularly those of other races.

Azns are so high-tech that they're forgetting how to write their own fucking language with a pen and paper.

AZNS being trolls

A reason not to troll azns, however in real life they are pussies, so go ahead.

AZN prank shows are serious bussines.

Azn being try-hard posers

A bunch of fucking nammers representing from the mean streets of Toronto, Canada decided to imitate (Asian mimicry) 50 cent's G Unit, hilariously calling themselves V Unit. Please notice their hardcore driving 5 honda civics without passing the speed limit of 60km. Pay direct attention to the paintball gun being pointed at the niggers at the end.

typical azn lipsync to Vitas

Don Henrie thinks that since his girlfriend is a wigger it means she's part black and that gives him the street cred to call people black persons.

No matter how much he tries, this man will always be 2 letters away from being an Azn.

How to spot an Azn

Males

What half of Azns want to look like, and fall horribly short of it.

What the other half of Azns want to look like, but would be better off becoming an hero instead.

Not as annoying as the female counterpart but is still worthy of deserving a kick to the balls if spotted:

Appearance

A small bump where the penis should be, that is their penis.
Feminine body, with no body hair at all.
Annoying pop or hiphop ringtone.
Wearing socks with slippers.
Hilarious attempt at a mustache.
Sometimes stuff their underpants with a tootsie roll to make their penis look (at least) 4 times larger.
Often seen wearing the ever popular "Got Rice?" t-shirt.
Thick black winter jacket (usually North Face) worn in summertime to disguise his Gollum-esque body.
Has posed for a group portrait at Glamor Shots with other AZN boys in matching nigga outfits (that often include fedoras), displaying gangsta hand signals.
Good as footstools, as they are usually under 3 feet tall
Horrible, horrible acne. They could be classified as new planets and moons. Unfortunately, azns aren't celestial bodies, they're ppls just like you and me
Armpits have a sour smell (can be sensed for up to 1000 feet away).
Hair is dyed a color other than black, usually red, or invisible
Hair is usually cut short and the top is spiked with dolphin jizz, and sometimes they are bald, to show how "hood" they are. Also see retarded and faggot.

Behaviour

Likes to raid American MMO's with botting and gold farmers.
They usually desire twinkies. "You are what you eat".
If older than 40, they will definitely own all of your local convenience stores.
Plays lots of Starcraft and Warcraft III.
If a hardcore azn, will love beating off to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Has a screen name with a relation to the show Naruto, also usually contains a derivative of "AZN".
Claims to be "in da hood, black person" (thus making them even more pathetic than wiggers).
Has never been to da hood, and does not know where it is.
On top of not knowing where da hood is, some don't even know the general directions to their homes because they have no sense of direction
Most likely are Internet tough guys (usually to compensate for a stale eggroll).
Riced out car. Usually painted an eye-gouging yellow to reflect his heritage.
Has an exhaustive collection of X-Box, Nintendo, and Playstation games. Usually the latter.
Believes that the Western media world is 'against them' image-wise, and that it should portray Asian male characters as being 'cool' (eg, not actually Asian)

Females

Well that's just asking for it.

Typical azn pr0n.

Appearance

Has an "Everyone Loves an Asian Girl" shirt.
Annoying Pop or Hip-Hop ringtone.
Has the hoop earrings and drawn-on eyebrows of a Mexican whore.
Has hardcore eyelid plastic surgery or rhinoplasty
Wears contacts of unnatural colors to appear less Asian.
Wears TNA or LuluLemon yoga outfits to make her look like she actually has an ass. Also known as false advertising.
Bad snaggletooth. Any azn girl with decent teeth is uncalled for.
Have sideways hairy vagina. Sometimes with teeth.
Claim to be the most feminine of the females races but actually have no curves, small tits and flat asses.

Behaviour

If on the Internets, she will be a camwhore.
Will always be seen with White Men(Sometimes they'll go with the black man)
Answers "eating" when asked about favorite hobby.
Listens to ~~Linkin Park~~ every pop artist and gay bands.
Some spend endless hours on the japionese mini photo print-club machine and do lots of amateurish camwhore poses.
Starcraft before bros before hoes
Stays thin via bulimia ("twice the taste, none of the calories").
Has experience working as a "model" at a HIN show.
Overreacting (not as bad as emofags that overreact more.)
Often seen with ricer boyfriends, whom they drain of money like the gold-digging leeches they are.
Actually makes the stereotypical "Valley-Girl Blonde" look smart by comparison.
Posing on loli sites or working with Dateline NBC "to catch a predator" because they have the body of a 13_year_old_boy
Has a Xanga page with journal colors that will blind anyone with non-slanty eyes to ensure an AzNs-only privacy level.
Steals white, nerdy guys from their fat nerdy girlfriends. Then treats them like crap.

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Shut up woman, I´m playing vidya gayms.

Where can I find those..."Azns"?

Some Azns are used as commodities.

Azns are usually hanging out with the other azns at their houses because all azns know each other, no exceptions(See Incest) talking about how much they hate the niggers and jews . If not at each others' houses ,They can be found at the mall in the arcade rooms spending all day playing DDR with their retarded friends.This makes a fierce and bitter rivalry between the Azns and the Mall Goths.

Since mall goths play DDR as much as Azns do,theres often territorial disputes between them resulting in massive lulz getting arrested by the mall cops so none of them will become an hero.Since azns love slurpees and drink too much coffee,they can be seen at Starbucks or any coffee shop sitting with their ricer boyfriends or white guys gold digging from them and buying crappucinos or any other shitty drink. Also downtown Toronto, which they have made their headquarters for their plot to take over the world by overpopulating each city one by one.

Trolling An Azn

Proof that Azns have the tinest penises second only to india.

Make sure to carry a gun when trolling IRL since all Azns are ninjas.
OMG IT'S JACKIE CHAN!!!
Assume all Azns are Chinese. (This will piss them off and make drama)
If they are Chinese remind them of how the comfort women got raped by the Japs, for epic lulz
Piss them off telling them "I'm glad those Japanese fuckers got nuked during WW2". This will only work if the Azn is of the Japanese subtype, as most of the rest of Asia hates Japan intensely.
Tell them they look like retards - but at least retards have the strength to smash up coke machines.
If they're cosplayers, say "America Does It Better".
Remind them of their micropenis.
Remind them of how they don't look like everyone else make reference to their flat faces or wide nose havin, breathin all the white mans air
Leave Comments on AZN pages saying"BROWN PRIDE!!, "BLACK PRIDE" works fine as well.
Since most Asian males and females die of loneliness as they are only accompanied by other Asians, it puts a bug up their ass when you ignore them especially if you're not Asian.

List of Azns

Can YOU tell the difference?

what about NOW?

Even Asians hate blacks

Angry Asian man
very_proud_to_be_an_asian (See Japanese Anime:1)
At!
Trap-kun
Tila Tequila
TheEvilBlueberryCouncil
Ntg85
Riboflavin
Rockonlittleone
Sailor Moon
Tubgirl
Eelgirl
Lena Chen
Nevada-tan
Dog-shit-girl
Biostudentgirl
William Hung
The guy who started the Moonies.
Cho Seung Hui
Don Henrie
User:Loi fung su chi
Darktrap
Nick Chaleunphone
You
Kajitofuck
Kevjumba
Elson "Darkspeeds" Wong

Swords: The Azn's arch-nemesis

Azn Music

Now you too can be Azn. Micropenis not included.

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Bizarre tribal Azns

asians and their bizarre facial features

The stupid fucking song some faggot ED editor thinks started it all, even though Azns have been around since the 80s and were seen in Nightmare on Elm Street.

It doesn't get any more hard-core than this!

flame war has now started in comments section, contains several AZN lolcows

Trolling them is simple and recommended for easy lulz

Gallery

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Asian Beaver
record holder for the smallest penis.
They LOVE child support.
Typical MySpace azn.

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This azn plays it cool after having mistaken this trumpet for another chinks dick
typical azn girl.
KILL IT WITH FIRE

KILL IT WITH FIRE
typical azn guy.
Typical Azn taxi driver.
There's no doubt, Azns and Nazis are BFF, what about Prince Harry ey ?!!! <3!
The first Blzn Azn.
Kids like him will keep yours from getting into Harvard.
You must be aznfema to talk here.
Azns know not how to react to raids.
An average day at school in Asia.
Typical gaming forum/cam whore Azn. Notice how they have no knowledge of the timer function
An Azn trying to avoid the Azn stereotypes with phail.
Steamy hot AZN porn with vomit and bowling pins.
Azns with cars will likely see this sign at least 100 times in their life.
Azns ignore boobs for less savory things
How Azns spend a lot of their time.
How Azns get quick cash.
Azn gang
Typical Azn expression.
They often need to wear glasses.
Azn women doing what they do best.

Azn women doing what they do best.
She absolutely loves to suck the massive cocks of Japanese studs.
RUCKY ME!
Asians are little crying bitches
Asian camera whore trying to be fail
Fucking asians
How to handle asians
Asians caused the Hitler!
This is what happens when azn go for plastic surgery at least they saved his hair
How azn men spend their time.
Azns have cars now?
Asian Geisha, the "beauty" of asians is simply breath taking.
Note the ~~vibrator~~ magical kitty wand in her little hand.
Filipino's are not Asian. No matter how much they desire to.
Azns, they roam our sewers now.
hottest "I would hit her" Azn.
Proof that asians have bigger dicks than black men.
Lacist Camela
Largest Azn dick you'll ever see.

Largest Azn dick you'll ever see.
Typical asian gang member trying to be a black person

Typical asian gang member trying to be a black person
Azn I came.