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LifeInATent

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Brian Martin/ LifeInATent/ LIAT/ MartekTheSuperHero/The Butthole King, is a highly controversial person known for scamming, cheating, lying, stealing, YouTube whoring and empty threats generator; also known as the longest running new fag on the internet is a Youtube celebrity/partner of sorts but his trolling or douchebaggery is what makes him famous. When EricFagFace declared war against the interwebz, LIAT, being the Jew he is, sees this as an opportunity to profit and makes a video about it, which quickly turned into a war of the butthurts. After his so called war with Bieber Boy his conflicts would grow into fights with “the famed” BLACKbusterCritic[1] and it would only escalate from there until he declared war on Boxxy herself, claiming she had a partnership with CopperCab on her ANewHopeee Youtube account. This event would lead to a mini war with 4chan users that lead to the uncovering of threats and the ass hole that was LifeInATent was exposed. Since then Youtube has had all of his channels taken down for, "multiple or severe violations of Youtubes Community Guidelines" the most recent being LiveInATent. Not only was this channel taken down in less than 24 hours of the first video posted, but it was also the eighth channel to be removed from YouTube.

Brian Martin wonders everyday why he can't please the little girls he goes after and its not just because he doesn't have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money. Brian's dick is so small it might as well be an over-sized clit, mainly due to all the bull shark testosterone he injects into himself. And don't forget to mention all the butt sex Kevin Martin, his brother and gay incest lover gives hm every night in their backyard in a tent.

Brian still continues to try and herp derp his way back onto Youtube, and even though he claims it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do with teh lulz/trying to prove a point, someone who makes $10,000 a month in monopoly money really should consider investing in a life outside of the world of YouTube.



As MolestoTheSup....ehrm, I mean, MartekTheSuperHero

Brian Martin started out YouTube as MartekTheSuperHero. Originally, his idea was to be called MolestoTheSuperHero, but later changed it to "Martek" so people don't suspect him as a sex offender. This later gave clues of his suspected pedophilia by hitting on underage girls.

The channel was filled with videos that were a trailer for a terribly made “Flying Camper “ trailers for a video game or movie with the main character being Martek the Super Hero shaped after the Wile Wonka fag himself. (None of the videos survived as far as we know)

As LifeInATent

Brian Martin had an account lying around with his thousands of other sock accounts while Martek still existed called LifeInATent.

Pimping His Girlfriend For Views on Youtube Now

He use to be a Youtube whore but now he has something else to do his whoring for him! Since he is also skilled at the fine art of pimping, LIAT now has his girlfriend (I mean hoe) , Chrissie Barmore, to make videos for him on Youtube with the Meganleeheart channel. The reason he's doing this is because if he posts another video where he exclusively shows his fugly mug on camera on Jewtube, he'll get another Thumbs Up For Epic Termination right at the spot by the watchful eyes of Jewtube's staff!

His pimping has so far been pretty successful because the Meganleeheart channel has over 1000 (maybe one day it might get over 9000 subscribers if his pimping continues to be as successful in the future) subscribers despite the fact the channel has only been on Youtube since May 18 ,2011. Now LIAT, the pimp (former Youtube whore), has the courage to sometimes show his face on Meganleeheart's videos.


 

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