Amber Buttrum

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Amber Buttrum is a 20 something year old pedophile and professional Andy Milonakis look-a-like who is, in all essence, Chris Chan's female counterpart. She is the self-declared leader of "Animeangel2OO6" a YouTube based group of weeaboos who run a freeweb style website dedicated to their pseudo-satanic "church", whilst still serving as a place to upload their Sonichu-tier artwork. The group is composed of a handful of 15-year-olds, Buttrum, and a few persistent black telemarketers. To make it all worse, everything they do is dedicated to their "hero" 2pac.

The beast emerges from her den to get the essential nutrients of ice cream.

SPERATED AT BIRTH?

Despite being well into her twenties, Amber remains unemployed and chooses to live from welfare check to welfare check whilst operating out of mommy and daddy's house. She claims that she can not work due to her "disabilities" which she lists as Asperger's syndrome, ODD, "severe depression", and "some mental disorder my parents haven't told me about". Although she is still clearly able to spend her days watching and drawing anime, as well as dining out and praying on unsuspecting children. Her parents are portrayed as two tired workers in poor health, forced to deal with the stress of their adult daughter living her life like a child on a daily basis.

Mewen Brown

Why don't you take a seat over there Miss Buttrum?

Mewen Brown is a 15 year old YouTube trouble maker who befriended Buttrum through their love of shitty anime, promoting Buttrum to declare Mewen to be her "one and true only love" despite the 10-20 year age gap. She claims that this is COMPLETELY LEGAL, despite Mewen obviously being a minor. She has also gone as far as to confess her interests of bondage and bestiality to her dear unerageb& girlfriend over several knowingly recorded skype chats.

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	“	Yes, those are the only two things I will not do.	„
	—Amber on scat and incest, but she is totally ok with bestiality and fart fetishes.

And yes she believes this activity is 100% legal for her to engage in with a 15 year old.

Dem titties

OH GOD WHY

Amber's thought process seems to be severely crippled due to her extreme autism, as she felt it would be a good idea to send the following video to Mewen (who is, once again, 15 years old!).

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Make sure to download it here.

An hero cover up

After the embarrassment of having her nasty titties plastered across the internet, Amber decided the best way out was through good ol' fashion suicide. Unfortunately, she is too fat to hang, too stupid to operate a gun, and her parents keep the pills locked up tight, meaning IRL suicide was out of the question. She soon realized that the option of e-suicide was still on the table, and got to work setting up memorial pages dedicated to herself and her "oh too short" life. All of this would have probably worked too, if she hadn't of come back a few months later under the same name expecting everyone to forget about her previous actions and allowing her to continue living in her little "everything is fine, let's have cybersex with underage girls" world.

As an "artist"

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Drawing images such as the ones above is the "core of her day"; she loves nothing more than spending hours on end making "masterpieces" on lined paper with crayola colored markers. The highlight of her artistic autistic career was her winning some sort of anime contest on Twitter, although the other entries were no more than the same type of crudely made Autist-art.

Improvements of her work

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I'LL SHOW THOSE HATERS WHO'S BOSS

One day, for no apparent reason, Amber decided to upload a video railing against ED even though she had no previous interactions with this site OR ITS USERS, While decoding the thoughts and (lack of) emotions of any aspie is a difficult task, she most likely felt that pointlessly ranting about the largest drama site on the net and attacking RANDOM SITE MEMBERS would help kids on YouTube from posting "GOT UR NUDES LOL". Needless to say, it didn't help. As a matter of fact, it did the opposite.

	“	I'm gonna c-... cut right into ya... like a chainsaw. S-... So you better watch yourselves.	„
	—A possible attempt at being threatening?

	“	I'd rather watch animals mating	„

Fortunately, Mewen was kind enough to out her friend in order to help prove that messing with ED is a bad idea.

BUTTRUMP CAN NEVER STOP BEING HERSELF

lol, autism

According to Butthump's profile, she can never stop being her. Some argue this is because she will nevar decompose after death because of her massive girth. Scientists in 250X will be astounded by the human specimen found underground in untouched condition. Her body shall serve as a renewable energy source for years to come once dug up.

Birthday chats

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTTRUMPET AND MOTHER

On the night of her birthday, Amber was discussing her love of yaoi and pedophilia with her beloved girlfriend while her mother sat no more than a few feet behind her. Unknowing that a group of EDiots lurked the room, she proceeded to describe her masturbation habits and fantasies, once again, with her mother right behind her (and we're not joking about that). Suddenly, a wild rush of EDiots began wishing her a happy birthday in the most sincere way possible.

	“	Honey, I don't care if you would like to talk to your girlfriend on the internet, but I am uncomfortable with the sex	„
	—Her mother

I HAD CYBERSEX WITH A ROCK STAR!

Now come on, maybe he did want to bang Buttrum after all???

Buttrub has historically told erroneous stories of having cybersex with Dee Snider of Twisted Sister and he proceeded to take advantage of her. The beast herself has claimed that her nudes were not leaked by Mewen, but by Dee and his evil agenda against her. She goes as far as to blame him for all the troubles in her life, most notably this very article.

	“	That article is personal, and Dee Snider had sex with Amber on webcam and never should've leaked it to Mewen Brown, Amber's friend. Her family and future employers will hear of Amber's bad side once she's Googled. Her sex, not her talents, will be remembered. So yeah, you and Snider better admit your wrongdoings RIGHT NOW! >(	„
	—A YouTube whiteknight (or sockpuppet)

See also

• CWC - Now neither of them will be virgins!
• Amber Buttrum/Beefrave Logs
• animeangel2OO6 Baleeted
• 7MusicPeople
• Her site, lolwut? Deleted

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