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Dalavesta

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FACT ALERT:

ANTOINE DODSON IS HIDING FROM DALAVESTA. HIDE YO KIDS. HIDE YO DOGS. HIDE YO HORSES, CUZ DALAVESTAS FUCKIN EM TONIGHT! ED DOES NOT ALLOW DOG DICK PICTURES TOO MANY FURFAGS FAPPING TO THEM. SEE HER CONFESSIONS AND CHAT POSTS FOR PROOF OF ADMITTANCE IN HER OWN WORDS.
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When not fucking dogs, Dalavesta is portraying herself as a psychic on the Meddling Mystic. Apparently "psychics" also have facebook which makes them legit. This is of course another method used to commit fraud and rip people off by charging five to forty dollars to fund her dog raping services, so be sure to contact her various addresses:

You may recognize her from Eyes of Old.
Bawwww
Dala Shows Titties For You to Join Guild!

How to get ripped off IRL by the Meddling Mystic.



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