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Terror Playlist

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TORTURETUBE's terror playlist

The sticker shown above can be found on all cds right beside the parental advisory. Helping the consumer understand just what crap they are buying is our responsibility! Some of the older hits from George Bush's administration are listed below. For all current tracks please scroll all the f*cking way down!

  • Trent Reznor
  • R.E.M.
  • Pearl Jam
  • Jackson Browne
  • Rosanne Cash
  • Billy Bragg
  • the Roots
  • Eminem

Music as torture

Music has been used since last thursday in The Jewnited States of Americunts prisons by all teh pigs in obtaining intelligence from towelheads. By disorienting detainees and keeping their screams unheard the cops can make the prisoner say anything they want, really anything. This also prolongs the capture shock and sleep deprivation of the victim. Guards using this method get their songs from a playlist picked out by the president himself. This has commonly been referred to as the TORTURETUBE. One of Obama's current favorite choices for the torture playlist is Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” which is a very nice change from George Bush's classic Barney the Purple Dinosaur’s “I Love You”

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How its done

Teh jew waits till midnight, when the Arab is dreaming of sugar plums and jhad. He then is violently awakened to find he can not see his own ass being beaten and dragged off into the party van. But after a few hours the kidnapped realize that he had just been pwned and that he only has a black bag over his head and isn't blind at all. The jew wants to stop this realization and prolong the arabs insanity as long as possible but without of course physically leaving a mark. Use their best weapon yet the sounds of Christina Aguilera’s music for over 9000 hours and at extraordinarily ear-spitting levels.

   
 
Of course it has been proven that torture is in noway helpful in gaining any accurate information whatsoever. When George Bush was informed of this his reply was just " I am just doing it for the lulz, man. let me just ask you, have you ever seen a man that believes he is a mudkipz, well?"
 

 
 

Faggot Arab lover!

No-touch torture

Blasting towelheads with ear-splitting music is a form of no touch torture. Other forms include water boarding, to stripping, hooding and forcing detainees into humiliating sexual acts. The techniques leaves no visible scars on the inmate and therefore really isn't torture at all. President Obama has already announced that it is harmless and has increased Research in exploring how to manipulate auditory brain washing. Also included in the coming years budget is the research in stress scenarios and the very popular sexual and cultural humiliation methodology.

Effects on inmates

The effects are mentally harmful to such a degree that the individual can come to believe that he/she is actually a mudkipz or whatever one likes. Using some charts and pie charts interrogators have proven that this “modern system of torture” to be much more efficient than beatings or starvation.

   
 
"I can bear being beaten up, it's not a problem. Mentally I can prepare myself for a good old fashion beating by just focusing on allah and. But please just don't play Brittany spears again oh please. It making me nuts man. It is so fucked up i can't think all i hear is oops i did it again...."
 

 
 

Some sand nigga!

See also

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Below are some of Ediots personal choices for the Obama administration! If you or someone you know would like to contribute please do! But please do not make your loved ones watch any of the videos below!

WATCH OUT! BELOW HERE IS FOR ARABS ONLY!

 

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