Inkpop

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Inkpop is a website run by Harper Collins with the intent to attract young adults, and young adult writers. Harper Collins also runs Authonomy, geared to adults. Like Authonomy, the main goal of posting badly-written Twilight rip-offs is to reach the top 5 at the end of each month to have HC review the first 10,000 words of the manuscript. Since the main users of the website are 16 year old girls, the site is full of poetry about how hard it is to be a rich white kid in America.

Inkpop logo.

How it Works

• Books, poems, short stories, and essays can be posted online.

• Each book is ranked by the amount of people who add it to their picks list.

• Each person has a trendsetter rating.

• In order to reach the top 5, most users have to be popular (the ones who get stuff done on the site and are nice to everyone except for when they're talking about you behind your back through email/facebook) or mass-swappers (people who only care about getting their book into the Top 5 no matter how bad it sucks)

• Harper Collins editors review each book in the top five and give it a vague comment that shows they didn't really read it, because as we all know HC sucks and are all money-grabbing dickwads.

• The good books then don't get published, and the only one that is currently published was a total rip-off of Twilight. The other book soon to be published is not out yet.

Important People

• Lex Born

Lex Born is a Inkpop resident who is really nice to everyone and funny to boot. She can make great covers and a lot of people look up to her. Her book Fading Broken Dreams is epic.

• Nella-Rosmarino

Well-liked among the Inkpop people. She's a Heath Ledger stalker, and its believed that she killed him. Which she totally agreed to. She's a very good writer and blogger. This is one Inkie who knows how to get attention, usually talking about sex in her thread titles. Don't mess with Nella or Heath.

• Ashlutz

A recent top pick, Ashlutz is one of the well known inkpoppers. She is in a commercial. She's smart and funny and is one of the noticeable inkies who manages to get into troll threads and religious arguments - as it's extremely funny to feed the trolls. Surprisingly, not everyone does it.

• Others that the author is too lazy to type up right now.

Important Books

• Anything by Lex Born, as her writing is amazing.
• Anything by Jesse di Angelo as he is a mass swapper known for his inflated ego and pity parties. Along with the minions that constantly bump his threads, for some reason.
• Twilight of the Mark and Sweet Evil - both of which were published.

Important Poems

There aren't any, despite the fact that the number of poems outnumber the number of books by...a lot, because most of the site is smart enough to know poetry is gay.

Watch Out!

Despite giving free reign to the members on the site, there are many things you cannot discuss on Inkpop without having members getting upset on the forums. Heaven forbid you mention religion as on InkPop everyone flames you - there are noticeable members who are extremely defensive, too. The mention of religion at all is generally frowned upon because so many are atheists.

ONOEZ THEY'VE FOUND US!

This article has recently come to the attention of members of inkpop and they are demanding that it be taken down. Sources tell us that inkpoppers are horrible at taking jokes. They also don't understand that ED does it for the lulz so pleads to take down the article or attempts to wipe it will fail.

Because it's such a jokey thing that everyone will see the funny side of. Chyeah, people find it HILARIOUS to be insulted and spoken about.

INKPOP IS GONE

Recently a faggot site called Figment Fagment for depressed wrist-cutting niggers bought out inkpop. Everybody on Fagment seems to worship Katniss Everqueer from that shitty novel they just made a lame ass movie about that stars an all-spick cast. The moderators also work for a fascist Nazi named Rebecca and will delete your account, thread, or even worse, they'll ban you for trolling. On Fagment, unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

The website has merged on March 1, 2012. Most inkpop users were pissed as hell at the change. If you had to compare these people to anything, it would be that really weird new kid at a school that everyone hates. In response, most "Figgies" "Faggies" are up in arms and running around like whiney ass bitches who haven't been fucked for 5 months and have babydaddies that owe two years worth of child support. inkies do not feel welcome at Fagment. The faggots on Fagment be all like "Nigga dis my h00d, fuck u". In short, they will be adding their userbase of 75,000 to Fagment's userbase of 115,000.

The writing on inkpop was always really good, except for Twilight of the Mark which actually got PUBLISHED. Both sites are mostly made of girls, though there are males there and ages definitely vary. From thirteen-year-olds to thirty-year-olds. Someone should make a page on Twilight of the Mark, actually...

External Links

• Inkpop.com — Because nobody CAN use that shit anymore as HarperCollins are retarded.

• Figment.com — The site that bought inkpop so all the inkies are shoved onto.