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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

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Like the superb writings of Peter Chimaera or the stunning art of Tori Sue Heck, Big Rigs is considered to be the top of its league and, by far, the most epic game evar since Halo 3 and Bioshock, with amazing graphics and superb gameplay and over 4 different levels to choose from, making it almost as great as Battletoads. 10,000+ WINNERs bought Big Rigs. YOU'RE WINNER! 

The best game since Superman 64
Stunning graphics

Gameplay/Storyline

Big Rigs features a variety of trucks to choose from, like the standard Big Rig to, well, the standard Big Rig. As far as the game goes, its like GTA meets Banjo Kazooie meets Pedobear in an Arcade-style fighting adventure. Much like any amazing game, its controls are flawless and smooth, with well-designed levels to add.

It takes place in China during the Cold War, with the main character being an Ex-con who killed his own teammates. Your goal is to take down the Chinese government using special tactics with your Big Rigs at hand, defeating the evil emperor Ho-Chi Minh, and saving the world, all in one hour.

Some of the game's epic gameplay:



 
If you play this game, then you will become a winnar

YOU'RE WINNER !

Big Rigs also spawned a mini meme that plenty of /b/-tards use, over the fact that when you win a game it says in ALL CAPS "YOU'RE WINNER". Although it was the only flaw in the game, many douchebags used it whenever they thought they won, which in reality, they failed. Badly.

History

After being created with the help of Sergey Titov, Big Rigs became a huge (s)hit with gamers and reviewers alike. Don't believe me? Well, the proof's in the pudding:

KICK REASON TO THE CURB. PLAY BIG RIGS!

Even Armake21 reviewed this cum rag!

Someone even made a patch to make this fantastic game even better!

The highest score given to this game by any reviewer is 1/10, which was only as high because their system did not have a 0/10 option. In fact netjak had its code re-written to allow a score of zero just for this game alone. If you need a bit more proof that this is terrible, a site that goes as high as a 5 rating refused to rate it because even a 1/5 would be too high.

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