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The Honkening

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The Honkening or the "Freedom Convoy" was a lulzy protest/demonstration and possible IRL-troll-campaign carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the Supreme Leader of Canada, Justin "Blackface" Trudeau was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available Wu-Flu Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in 'Murica this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace. But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery, little ol' Canada, it would result in a simple Sit-In by the trucking industry: From this easy'n'simple, super-kind act came massive liberal butthurt and eventually even Emergency Powers Act usage by Trudeau.

Trudeau flees - um, quarantines

During the peak of these peaceful demonstartions, the PM of Canada "caught covid" and had to conveniently "quarantine" from the public. Or - "While the wheels turn", the PM hides from the mean hateful Truckers ... How sad!

 


HONK HONK

 

One of the things that made the leftist-outrage-media Big Mad was the constant honking by the Convoy of Truckers. Eventually, an order was made by the Canadian officials that effectively banned honking horns. This action was met by EVEN MOAR TRUCK-HONKING.

Honkening Two Electric Boogaloo: USA Convoy

After the steam had lifted and the OG Freedom Convoy had passed, Americans decided to "Culturally Aprropriate" the Convoy around Washington DC. Not much came from this American Copycat faggotry.

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