Wikicide

Wikicide is part of a series on final solutions.

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Wikicide, not to be confused with Wikibreak, is leaving Wikipedia for lyfe, like srsly. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:

Request for removal of sysop status.
Making a long, elaborate farewell statement on talk or userpage (see MONGO below or this).
Deletion of Userpage.
Permanently Blocking oneself.
OldDirtyBtard
Posting your password to your userpage

Examples of Wikicide

MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for r@ygold again
Wikicides often include the blanking of previously busy, barnstar-filled pages with nil, or a "quit."
There may also be false claims of "battling depression" and having "lost the battle"
Sometimes bitches like Violet Blue accuse you of stalking.
Failing to show empathy for the hard working moderators.
Here is an example of *not* fake wikicide

Notable wikicides

This a wiki-addicts who *probably* are gone for good (unless they are back as sockpuppets).

Girls

Alison, was tired and bored of teh drahmaz; migrated to a much better place (see this). Alison has since been soliciting about the dox about herself that she is no longer an admin on ED.ch sauce. Of course, she is back as User:Alliecat at ED.ch, but no bits this time.
Katefan0 who got outed by Daniel Brandt
Phaedriel went the way of her unborn child and her bff, Katefan0 .
Zoe, a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a sock puppet by now.

She-males

Kelly Martin, whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
Krimpet, fake-tits up and really quit

Guys

Essjay, quit after Jimmy Wales told him to gtfo after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
Danny who tried to create his own Nirvana Island over at Veropedia so that he could play Survivor there instead and keep on rowing back to the island no matter how many times he was voted off.
Linuxbeak a sincere bureaucrat who got trashed by SlimVirgin, etc. during the Amorrow / Blu Aardvark / Mistress Selina Kyle (Somey) exile/fatwah-fest. JarlaxleArtemis impersonating him on lots of wikis also contributed to it.
NSLE came back as Chacor but later quit
Curps, punted after his User:Curpsbot misbehaved in front of the World
Giggy, almost gone after endless feuds with Grawp
Jossi, who resigned during during the Scientology meltdown.
FCYTravis, AKA DiaperMan who finally did a death-by-diaper
Jacknstock, kinda like W.T. Snacks.
PMDrive1061, got DOXed after excessive whining on Administrators' noticeboard

Non-admins

Armed Blowfish, whose RFA failed because she was hiding in the Torpark
Chip Berlet left after he could not get his own WP BLP deleted
Isarig, Israeli sockpuppeteer of some sort
Jaranda, world record holder for committing the most Wikicides before he finally succeeded.
Badlydrawnjeff due to ArbCom butthurt (and two failed RFA's)
Urban Rose: pissed off recent changes patrol cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
Azer Red, fell on her sword after the untergang of her allies Zoe and the many-wikicided Sceptre
Gary Kirk, poisoned his dog Blondi then shot himself
GlassBeadGame, built up a rep and then poof-gone
Morton Devonshire, a troll who faded away
PirateSmackK, pathetic loser who fucked around on TOW for a month, conducting social experiments before getting b&, had his main account and IP range butchered by Alison. Has completely left TOW and now lurks on ED.
SPUI faded off into his own Special Person's Ultra Internet
StarNeptune rode off into the edge of the Solar System
Violet Blue faded off beyond the visible spetrum
Fluttershy was actually a sockpuppet of Pickbothmanlol, but would have never been caught if he had not fucked with the GNAA

Nosy addicts who always come back for moah dramaz. They tend to be fake editors as well

SlimVirgin, FloNight did the userpage deletion dramaz during the Linuxbeak dramaz sauce FloNight's "totally flabbergasted" userpage SlimVirgin erased the history of her userpage to before late 2006 to hide their TOW is mine, mine, all mine! notions with an honorable mention for grandstanding from SOHPIA.
LaraLove, now Jennavecia, dramatically retires regularly, and was brought out last by her, {sniff sniff}, best friend.
Rebecca, joined TOW five years ago before his sex change and finally quit as administrator in 2009, but he's still active
JzG, (re)tired busybody and admin and still at it after dramatic deletion of userpage
Sceptre, Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
Gator1, a Maine atty and WP admin who fled from the spotlight the moment ol' Daniel Brandt decided he do pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
Oldwindybear Set the record for shortest time as admin before being caught as a sockpuppet. Came back as several easily-spotted sockpuppets.
MONGO, as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only two days later.
Tony Sidaway, got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.

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