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Kill la Kill

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Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru?) is an Animu made by Gainax, Evangelion with Dragon Ball Z combined. The plot is a prequel to Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, related to FLCL, complete with Goku uniforms.

Plot

Ryuuko Matoi carries a big weapon shaped like half of a pair of scissors. She's looking for the woman with the other half, who killed her father. Satsuki Kiryuuin, student council president of Honnouji Academy, is said to know the woman's identity, but keeps messing her so Ryuuko transfers there. Some people who arrive at the school receive a special "Goku Uniform," and Satsuki have the power to rule the school in fear.

Life Fibers

Life Fibers are the main Plot Device for this action/ecchi work of art. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet(Strange side-effect of being the host of a PARASITE). Unfortunately people like John Langdon Down and Hans Asperger discovered that these Life Fibers didn't leech off of all the humans.

The only people with any clue of these fibers are the Kiryuin clan, Ishin Matoi, Nudist Beach, and Ryuko Matoi.

Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:

  • 1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who were them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look the same waiting for Ryuko to rape them with her Sword Scissor.
  • 2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers.
  • 3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the Elite Four.
  • 10-Star(Kamui) - Sailor Moon maker consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty amrour, and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs to be the first part of your body that people see.

Characters

  • Ryuko Matoi: A 17-year old-girl and the main protagonist who's also a tomboy that isn't feminine.
  • Senketsu: A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out.
  • Satsuki Kiryuin: She's the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. She generally hangs around with the next four characters.
  • Ira Gamagori - Leader of the school's diciplinary committee who into bondage.
  • Uzu Sanageyama - Leader of the school's athletics committee.
  • Hoka Inumuta - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who likes to probe things.
  • Nonon Jakuzure - Leader of the school's non-athletics committee. One time at band camp, she stuck a flute in her pussy.

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Quotes

   
 
...especially with Mako being the worst thing to happen to comic relief characters since Jar Jar Binx.
 

 
 

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...EVEN IF IT MEANS BEARING MY BREATS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!
 

 
 

—Kiryuin Satsuki

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External links

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