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Liz Hawryluk

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Liz Hawryluk (aka Elizabeth Hawryluk aka Liz Burch ) is one of those dumbcunt feminazis who deserves a good hatefucking. In April 2014, Liz Hawryluk tried to squash freespeech by imposing her moronic values on innocent pubgoers at the UNC-based bar, Fitzgerald’s Irish Pub. But justice prevailed when Hawryluk's actions became public, and Liz Hawryluk was butthurt for being the whore she is.

Looks like Liz's family (John E. Hawryluk, Terry Hawryluk, Kathleen Hawryluk and Kate Hawryluk have no problem with Liz's being a cunt)

Elizabeth Hawryluk Tries to Squash Free Speech

 
The attacking feminazi cunts and whiteknights included: Carey Hanlin (UNC), Irene Newman (UNC), Frankie Barrett (UNC), Natalie Dunlop (UNC), Sarah Pederson (UNC), Katelyn Blanchard (UNC), Madiha Bhatti (UNC), April Grossi (UNC), Caroline Pittman (UNC), Aya Avishai (UNC), Kelly Rae (UNC), Allison Turner (UNC), Hussein Kesvani (UNC), Sarah Pederson, Wilson Hood, Mars Earle, and Jennifer Waldkirch

It all started on April 5, when Hawryluk was at Fitzgerald's Pub and heard a song she didn't like: Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.

Now, a normal person would have let that shit pass, or maybe go outside for a vape (or whatev). But not attention whore Liz Hawryluk! No, she decided that if SHE didn't like the song, then NO ONE should be hearing it!

So dumb bitch Liz hauled her fat ass to the DJ, and DEMANDED that he nix the song. "IT'S RAPE CULTURE!!1" whined the speech-hating nazi Liz Hawryuk. In response, the DJ bro did the right thing: he called the cunt FUCKING STUPID. After that, a bouncer took over, telling the nazi bitch and her lesbian scissor-sisters that it was time to leave the bar.

 
UNC cunts Katelyn Blanchard, Sarah Ashley, and Jane Harper on the warpath against free speech

Now, a normal person might have realized her error--that it's STUPID to try to impose your idiotic values on a roomful of peeps having fun. But not the feminazi cunt Elizabeth Hawryluk. No, she called the Waaaambulance and enlisted a bevy of skanks and whiteknights to attack the bar's Facebook page here:

The bar, deciding they wanted to stop the harassment, issued an "apology":

   
 
Dear Liz Hawryluk: We apologize that you are a sniveling, hateful, stupid, killjoy cunt.
 

 
 

—Fitzgerald's Chapel Hill

Victory! Attention Whore Liz Hawryluk even got a mention in the Daily TarHeel!

Unfortunately for cunt Hawryluk (and her cluster of freedom-hating skanks), her victory-lap was cut short when her actions came to light on various bro-discussion boards: Barstool Sports, AutoAdmit, AnonBoard, and Xerqio. And then the assfucking of Hawryluk (and the lulz) began in earnest...





Backlash LULZ!

Shortly after Hawryluk's cuntiness was aired on BarStoolSports, free speech defenders quickly let Liz-Liz know how stupid she was on her twitter...

 

The backlash was so intense that cowardly Hawryluk quickly deleted her twitter. (So far, though, her Facebook is still open for bidness, wink-wink...)

Of course, being a cunt, Liz Hawryluk decided to persist in her attack on free-speech, calling the Waaaambulance again, putting out another "open letter" to the Fitzgerald's Irish Pub on bitchrag UNCSiren.org

So will free speech win the day? Or will the feminazis have another round? Story is DEVELOPING FAST...

See Also

Gallery stupid fucking attentionwhore Liz Hawryluk (Elizabeth Hawryluk)

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