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BuzzFeed

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Buzzfeed is a shitty linkbait advertising ploy masquerading as a "humor site", and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the Web 2.0 era. Not only is original content unheard of, but Buzzfeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few Tumblr-ripped pictures, or even just fucking emoticons, and they are the reason we have the word "listicle", a Buzzfeed invention consisting of only a list, with very little writing to accompany it.

Staff

The Buzzfeed staff is filled with sodomites like Christian Zamora, who authored the list "The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time" and "writes" for, you guessed it, Buzzfeed LGBT. Another "writer" is Lauren Yapalater, a Jewish female who masturbates daily to photos of Zac Efron and is utterly obsessed with him.

But that's not surprise. Buzzfeed's ability to churn out "Top 10" lists defies anything the internets have ever known before. The "writers" make completely meaningless and/or gratuitous nonsense lists all day like some sort of OCD housewife. At times it's funny because some of them are vaguely racist. Most of the time it's as unfunny as any Uncyclopedia joke.

Typical Buzzfeed headlines

 
Buzzfeed's well researched entries.

Note: Buzzfeed is still more credible than most video game journalism.

The following is an incomplete list of praeternaturally stupid Buzzfeed lists:

  • "239 Pictures Of Very Different Clouds Behind The Same Image Of Arnold From Hey Arnold!"
  • "985 Disney Princesses With A Serious Case of Bitch Face"
  • "712 Adorable Puppies That Have No Clue That One Day They Will Die"
  • "320 Things Worse Than Learning Beyoncé Lip-Synched At The Inauguration"
  • "489 Hedgehogs With Things That Look Like Hedgehogs"
  • "Top 543 Things You Can Do With a Carrot"
  • "224 Reasons A Panda Should Never Be Your BFF"
  • "850 Happiest Puppies Of All Time"
  • "270 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents"

Words overused at Buzzfeed

  • Glorious
  • Divine
  • Majestic
  • Heavenly
  • Flawless
  • Spectacular
  • Adorable
  • Insanely


See Also

External links

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