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Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat

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It should be no surprise that GG has many enemies. If you are wondering if you are apart of teh Axis answer the five following questions.

  • 1) Do you have a vagina?
  • 2) Is your penis bigger than Georges two inch cocktail weenie?
  • 3) Are you skinny? If not are you fat and have a lot of friends?
  • 4) Are you sane?
  • 5) Do you have a shred of talent?

If you answered yes to any one of these questions then congratulations because you are on GG's shit list.

Sue

 
Pawning wedding rings for meth FTW since 2001
 
GG and his lovely bitch Sue. Notice Sue's fearful look. What a pimp!
 
the day before Sue hocked her ring for crystal meth

For two years, Gorgeous George made repeated reference to his girl Sue (Powerword: Suzan Contratto), who lived in Las Vegas. Many joked that he had created a fantasy relationship with a stripper. In his season finale for 2005 (after returning from a two week absence), he delivered a 45 minute monologue, detailing his trip to Vegas to bail Sue out of jail for a crystal meth addiction. Therein it was revealed that Sue was, in fact, a stripper (and purportedly still is). In Vegas, George proposed to Sue; she accepted his gift of a ring and necklace, hocked them, and fled the scene. She's currently married to "some biker bozo."

Meanwhile, George still hasn't taken that shitty poem about her off his website. Pussy whipped much?


Sue Since the pawned wedding ring

Suzan is still currently married to the biker bozo and has had several brats. She has moved on but GG hasn't. Still lamenting from the two day whore/john relationship GG will not give up. George is still convinced that he has shot which is why he stalkes her every waking moment. For example on Facebook he posts on her page constantly even though Sue gives him the cold shoulder. Not even a like. According to GG this means come see me nao.

 
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Sara Metz Tells the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)

 
A recent sighting of the mulleted baboon:Note hes gained another 100 pounds. You can tell by his fat gut literally ripping that Dallas Cowboys Jersey.

Sara was a actress and in the entertainment industry when she moved to Richmond sometime in the late 2000's. Not knowing anyone she had the unfortunate chance of meeting George. They went out one night where George tried passing her off as his lover to some of his sleazy acquaintances. She didn't want any part of it which of course butthurt the pig. They went back to his place where she said the place was a pig sty. She tried avoiding him but like Sue GG stalked her. When that failed he slandered her (Moar info @ Space Mountain Barges on Richmond Radio)

Since then she spilled the beans and some new intimate details were revealed about GG's DISGUSTING and VILE behavior towards women (As if we needed more proof). This proves without a shadow of a doubt that people like Gorgeous George shouldn't be allowed to exist other than in a circus freak sideshow. Aka, "The Gorgeous George Show".

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