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Matlab is a shitty scripting language for those who wants something slow, expansive, memory leaking with no flexibility because they can’t be bothered to learn a real scripting language.

Matlab can also be used to draw jews.

GUIDE

 
A GUIDE GUI in action.

The only worthy aspect of Matlab is the ability to make ugly Visual Basic looking GUI with very few efforts that continue to work after dozens of errors, a very useful feature for lazy fucks that can’t be bothered to fix their code.

Octave

Octave is the even slower open-source clone. Don’t bother.

 

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