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Cataclaw
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Cataclaw is a total faggot who has no life
The above line will likely be found during Cataclaw's hourly google search of his own nickname. This basement dweller will likely be butthurt and blank this page to further increase the lulz.
You can thank him for the lulz in person at Quakecon. You can see exactly where he will sit because he posted it on his site: http://www.cataclaw.com/qcon/
Cataclaw's life
- Taking webcam pics of his kitty
- Spending 12 hours a day on YTMND
- Making shitty Gloom maps.
- Googling his nickname
- Talking about Qcon.
- Making stupid shit like this.
- Making non-existant maps like STG
- Blanking the Gloom page because he's butthurt by it.
WTF is STG?
STG stands for Star Trek Gloom, which Cataclaw announced it's debut at least 100 years ago. He made 2 startrek hallways which instakill you and threatened E-death to anybody who copied his work. Some thoughtful people who suck at making maps copied his STG hallways and fabricated a big orange penis and balls which shoot rectangular cum and insert into the waiting photoshopped mouth of Cataclaw when button is pressed.
IRC
Priceless Butthurt momentum building up as Cataclaw deletes Gloom article on ED. Lulz ensue.
[07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom [07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> there i improved the article [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> Encyclopedia Sux is SA's thing, right? [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Willitblend_cat.jpg [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> LOL [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> Oh man [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> On occasion SA does something funny [07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> that's really crude [07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> funny, but really crude [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> omfg [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I know where Tinacturnal gets his "moar"! [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I knew it wasn't his inventioN! [07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> um duh [07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> comes from 4chan [07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, up kicking and banned people for killing them. [07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> "banning you mean [07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> what [07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> sentence doesn't make sense [07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Yeah seriously Bajoran [07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Don't drink so muchwine [07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom [07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> fixed [07-27][12:06] <Cataclaw> gg [07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR gameplay! [07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR graphics! [07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> HAY GUYS [07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> YOU NEED TO TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS [07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> 4str 4stam leather belt? [07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> level 18? [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> �AHHH [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> good thing speakers aren't allowed at qcon [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> i'd put volume to max [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> and play that [07-27][12:09] <Bajoran> wtf Tinacturnal you deleted most of the page [07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> known as Glumez [07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> lol [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> why is graphics empty [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, cause he deleted most of the page like a noob [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> no, i did [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> o [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> was pretty stupid / not funny [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> cause u deleted most of the page [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> like a noob [07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> people can make fun of me all they want [07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> if it's funny at least [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> Cataclaw: come on, the picture of the cock? [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> with your picture? [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> that was funny [07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> and u deleted it [07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> like a noob
