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Coffee--Pot is a, special, british bitch, sugoikawaiidesu, womanchild who has a Japanese boyfriend. She draws animu and calls anyone who draws animez a weeaboo .


DevianFART life

This is her first account on DevinatART before she decided to abandon it and needed a "fresh start" at art and design for her white knights- http://self-epidemic.deviantart.com/ Her super Kawaii account on DA- http://coffee--pot.deviantart.com/ Her first drama started out with this long lovely Complaint Forum about 2 "young" Weeaboo's from DA- http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2052223/ "Hypocrite much?" (Oh no but there's MORE!) Her "white knight" named "Crystalisa" got all butt hurt for asking questions about a so-called "Weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot, "I mean, Coffee--Pot"- (Complaint Forum)- http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2059578/ http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2053181/ "Boo hoo! How about save up some money for an actual bed then?" Some other stupid Complaint Forums from Crack--Pot-


Her Constant Whining and Crying

gegabyte is a faggot

Discovery- (Her finding out she has a ED page)

gegabyte is a faggot

White Knights of Coffee--Pot- "This LONG list of white knights is historical!"~

gegabyte is a faggot

Personal Life-

She works as a Teacher in Japan. All of a sudden she works at the gaming industry. Isn't she such a attention whore?

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11083661_10153769494173636_900811605434046984_n.jpg? oh=6535efe0ddd69c0707006528e1f3a2d5&oe=55AA3B64 So Sugoi!~

The more you know- Her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that even he laughed so hard about it. Way to go showing you're "English" girlfriend that might get "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. TrollFace Hey kids! Apparently Coffee--Pot thinks that having a ED page is a "Sugoi" thing! NOT!

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a working in progress)


Her Trolling Skillz

Her downfalls as a fail Troll.