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Coffee--Pot

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Coffee--Pot is in an internet sissy fight with Gegabyte.
Please dig up lulz on them both.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Coffee--Pot is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Coffee--pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her E fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of White knights even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the coffee.

   
 
the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a semi-decent artist with a very large following
 

 
 

Onideus, on why this article got so many views


DeviantFART life

She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some bad guys drove her into leaving her first account and make another. The whole story started with this post, which somehow became a big deal. Her white knight named "Crystalisa" got all butt hurt for asking questions about a so-called "Weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot. Some other stupid Complaint Forums came from coffee--pot after she was Harassed. She then moved to Japan just to party.

It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking internet stalker too. Her white knights do it as well.

Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people are doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of wine that's so delicious to the taste.

It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves. talk about lol.

   
 
Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.
 

 
 

—-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)

Give that attention whore some Chris-Chan recycled sperm, Hey Chris-Chan This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama.

Discovery- (Her finding out she has a ED page)

Her recent journal. (BALEETED) Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you famous these days.

White Knights of Coffee--Pot

But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.

Personal Life-

She works as a teacher in Japan, then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- If you're trying your best to not be identified as a weeaboo yourself, this ain't helping.

In other related news, her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that when he laughed about it, he choked on his own shit-dipped pocky. Way to go showing that you're okay with your "English" girlfriend getting "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. We'll add that to your resume when you get cucked in the future.

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)

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Look at this shit About missing Pics
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Animez 4 teacherzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Her Trolling Skillz

Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a lolcow. Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan. The person she claims to be her "rival/evil twin" has "let it go" of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't "let it go", like your typical aspie. She is also spazzing out about being "stalked" by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with "screenshots" of her "stalking" her DA page in an attempt to prove it, but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them "screenshots" of abuse or "stalking" to get banned as far as reports go.

The person that she called a "weeaboo" seems to have had more sense to "let it go" and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.


Ways To Piss Her Off

  • Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
  • Call her a Jap
  • Tell her that she's a attention whore.
  • Question her.
  • Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
  • Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
  • Tell her if she really lives in Japan, request to show some pics.
  • Make fun of her hypocrisy.
  • Tell her that her boyfriend has a micro penis.
  • Say something about loving anime.
  • Tell her that she's a weeaboo herself.
  • Remind her that's she a womanchild.
  • Say that you LOVE yaoi. Like really love it.

See Also


 

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