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Shane Lee

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Shane "Sham" Lee (Shane Edward Lee) is a disabled Veteran on YouTube who loves to show off his wonderful talents with over 9000 videos that he's uploaded. He loves to talk about everything he can think of, but not without leaving you confused and frustrated trying to understand his inaudible banter. After half a millisecond, his talents become apparent.

People are inspired by him, because of his philosophical beliefs and his ability to sing any song they want to hear; his musical talent and fans seem to closely resemble that of Tool's. His followers cheer him on, and fill his empty head with the idea that he has the makings of greatness. This points to what kind of people those fans are.

According to one of his YouTube accounts, he is interested in working out and martial arts. If you look at his videos, you will immediately notice that he can't properly name them by leaving the format of the video and date of when he recorded it in almost every title. He also likes to make how-to videos, when all he does is sing like a drunken Irishman without telling you how to do it like he does. Although, a real drunken Irishman could probably sing more clearly and on key than he does.

His Talents

He can...

  • fondle a guitar.
  • explain the meaning behind anything.
  • fall from a height of three stories and live.
  • attempt beat-boxing.


Anti-Shane Movement

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Shane's proof that he was hurt from a "3 story fall."

Some angry YouTuber started a widely unnoticed movement three years ago to exploit Shane Lee of committing disability fraud. The only thing that can be proven, though, is that Shane is a stalker.

 
 
help shane edward lee get off veteran's disability. you can see the douchebag's channel at selee1shane. this guy is a malingerer, which means, he avoids work at all costs. he received an expensive navy education, but threw it away. instead, he spent his enlistment stalking women, even violating direct orders to stop, and violating his oath of office which he swore to uphold. he had psych issues right out of basic training, which included falling asleep repeatedly in his school. He fell asleep on watch, during wartime, refused to do work. the navy put him on med hold so that they could seperate him. only then, did he "fall" off a roof... damaging government property, violating orders again, and delaying his discharge.
 

 

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About a year earlier than that, another Template:Youtube2 appeared, who became more well-known for harassing Shane. This conspiracy theorist also flames about Shane's physical disabilities and tries to prove he's lying. Except, they think that Shane is a pedophile, and don't seem too far from being absolutely correct.


UPDATE: Shane deleted the videos where he admitted to being a pedophile. Yes, plural: he admitted it more than once.

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Shane Lee on Economics, Law and Rape

In a recent video, Shane explains how our monetary system works and gets spun into an argument about DNA evidence and him only wanting to lick 4 year old vagina.

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YouTube Super Star


Even HE realizes his shittiness. LOL

From his comment section.



This is obviously a how-to video


 
 
What the fuck..?
 

 

Pedophile

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"if i did it"

One of shane lee's pedophile videos that he didn't delete.

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Quotes

   
 
I'm gonna sing five octaves on the piano
 

 
 

Shane Lee, singing the same note half the time.

   
 
I got this piece of paper, its worth maybe one cent, but some one is tryin to sell it to me for 5 cents, that means i need to come up with 4 more pennies then the piece of paper is actually worth
 

 
 

Shane Lee, on economics.

   
 
What happened in the dream is: I licked her vagina one time, and showed her my penis.
 

 
 

Shane Lee, talking about his fantasies actions.

   
 
But I didnn't dfo anything, I am just joking around with it, haven't you eer seen comedy central , they have comedians on ther all the time who joke about everything including being pedophiles, and it doesn't mean anything unless my step daughter charges me, and she hasn't, that is the whoel point, she was only four, I doubt that she even remembers the incident that I am talking about.
 

 
 


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Look, his SSN.

Links

YouTube

Twitter

Stickam

LiveVideo

Angelfire (Warning: tl;dr)

Emails


 

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