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User:Vegemite
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
(No, I'm NOT Australian.)
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need..
