Ean Griffiths

Ean Griffiths

Born May 21 1985, Ean "Top DAWG" Griffiths is, perverted, self-proclaimed rapper, manchild, and creator of his own skillfully-written Raps and Hair Product Reviews. He is from the area of Lithgow Autralia. As well as "suffering" from Williams Syndrome, Ean also suffers from a delusional case of self-importance, Oblivious to the fact that he has 5,000 friends on facebook soley for them to make fun of him, He is convinced his Childish and pointless lyrcs will make him the next great rap Icon.

Ean Commonly goes by the Name "Top Dawg"

The most notable physical characteristic of Ean is his enormous Teeth and Ridiculous Hair.

Ean's hobbies include posting "rap videos" to youtube, as well as post flooding with facebook, making empty promises for various things such as Rap vids, Guitar Vid, Hair Tutorials and other various stories and musing that would all appear to be delusional in nature. His topics on facebook include his album which has been dropping soon (for the past few years, presumably never), Hair Style Tips, His Hatred for Maccas, His amazing rap career and how he got started, His incredible celebrity connections, and His frustration at not being able to land a woman.

Ean is often the something of trolls but nothing yet of an organized manner. The most common trolling on Ean simply involves Hundreds of people tagging their friends in his Status posts. Another Common trend of trolls is people reporting his page untill he is post blocked. Frequently he is the Target of women pretending to be interested in him only to tease and make fun of him. There have only been two documented cases of Larger Scale trolling on Ean. The first being a Joint effort between Parties to create many clones of his facebook page and to post comments on his posts acting as if this were Ean himself commenting. His own Vanity and desire for acceptance makes it impossible for him to change the privacy settings on his facebook, out of fear of less attention. The Second such trolling revolves around a group of Americans Known as BMK or Bitch Made Kilelrs. These people pretend to be a gang that Ean is a part of. During times when Ean was reconsidering his membership in this "Gang" they hsted a "Trial" to determine if he was worthy. The attempts at making Ean look even dumber than he is appeared to have succeed better than expected as even the trolls felt remorse and pulled back on their efforts.

His facebook page is located at: https://www.facebook.com/ean.griffiths

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