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Attention Whore

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Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. Most Attention Whores have Histrionic Personality Disorder. Some of them are 300-pound women who think they're cute by dumping crap on other people to massage their flat egos.

The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
   
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They are looking for their 15 megabytes of fame. They want to be admired, want someone to want them. A lot of them are lonely and starved for attention. A lot of girls think they have no choice but to pose in this way. And then there are the thrill seekers who do it because it's edgy and cool.
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—ABC News telling it as it is

While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell especially for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to Pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.

This trait is also the most aggressive form of cancer.

Types of Attention Whore

 
Models and model wannabes are attention whores.
 
Trying to look sexy with a fucking pine cone.
 
{{achtung}}
 
Successful attention whore is successful.

While anyone can generally be classified as an Attention Whore there are various types of Attention Whoring as well as certain interest groups and communities that revolve almost entirely around Attention Whoring. Here are a few specific examples:

 
Everybody has that one friend that begs for attention

Techniques

  • Cam Whoring - Mostly found on YouTube and Twitch, this form often takes on a literal sense in that money is often exchanged for video.
  • FGAS - When fat/ugly people try to garner attention by making themselves look slightly less obvious through selective angle shots/editing.
  • Duck face - The most common technique next to forced cleavage and butt bending shots.
  • Comment Whoring - Also known as "fishing for compliments" often involves self-depreciation.

Forms

  • Drama queens - This type seeks attention by being hypersensitive and turning every mole hill into a mountain.
  • Prostatots - Latchkey kids whose overly neglectful parents use the Internet as a babysitter.
  • Cutters - Physical self-depreciation through mutilation, their self-destructive habits are continual cries for attention.
  • Transsexuals - Specifically the transtrender types who seek attention through imagined marginalization.



 
It worked...

Attention Whore Tactics

 
Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
 
Attention Whore AKA Camwhore aka Slut aka White_trash aka Tanning aka Skeezer
 
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.
 
Niggers are the worst variety of attention whore.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ a variety of tactics. Common examples include:


Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were, in meticulous detail, even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, (s)he may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Attention Whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.

YouTube: Home of the Attention Whore

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Gallery of Whores

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    More cleavage, more attention
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    Logseux - Mirrors, a camwhore's best friend
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    Logseux - Clean that damn mirror!
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    Logseux - Performing for /b/ like a puppet
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    I'm classier than these other hoes amirite?
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    The epitome.
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    Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants.)
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    Typical STD infested whore
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    Mickyy Moo, Now the Queen of the Trolls
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    Jesus Fucking Christ
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    Nice pink hair, dipshit.
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    You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.
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    No, I didn't know I was being filmed.
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    Another totally spontaneous picture. WE'RE JUST FRENDZ, RITE!
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    hawt! (Note the mong eye).
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    Directions for Attention Whoring.
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    A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.
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    Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.
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    Obv asking for it.
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    Typical attention whore technique; dead boyfriend
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    A great way to get some serious attention.
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    An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.
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    She got the attention she craved.
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    Professional Attention Whore.
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    Common whores.
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    This Myspace scene position they all take!
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    Britwhore; Lily Allen.
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    Common whore
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    Attention whoring is a genetic trait passed down through generations of whores.
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    Teh lesbo band Tatu.
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    "for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreciate if you didn't think thatss alright thanks <3."
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    An Attention Whore may flash teh cock along with his moobage.
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    What Fatties don't want you to see on MySpace.
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    Typical MySpace Attention Whores.
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    A wiccan Attention Whore.
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    We're so fat we piss GLiTTeR! ♥
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    Some attention whores at school during Halloween, noticed the bra of the one on the right
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    Stupid Myspace kids thriving for attention with Detention slips?!??!
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    Some attention whores will really go this far.
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    How to pwn attention whores.
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    2 attention whores and their bitch.
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    She can be skinny with edits but without edits she is one fat bitch
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    Best friends do everything together!
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    Look at meeeeee!
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    You know you are the biggest attention whore ever when you make your own fanclub and write fuckings love poems about yourself.
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    How to do it incorrectly
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    Some attention whores fail to grow the fuck up and continue their attention whoring ways beyond adulthood.
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    How YouTube attention whores get their attention on famous channels.
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    Here's a story for you to read.
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    Wikipedia administratress Elonka attentionwhoring.


See Also

 
Social networking sites are great places to whore for attention

External Links

Attention Whore
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the cancer that is killing /b/
 
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