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Roblox
This article needs a serious clean up
Somebody should do something about it. |
Vinndinct got RDC cancelled by threatening to shoot the place up! |
Type | Gayming |
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Released | 2006; (2004: private alpha) |
Website | www.roblox.com |
Key People | David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole† |
Slogans | "If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "Powering Imagination" |
Location | OTI |
Headquarters | San Mateo, California |
Industry | Vidya games |
Roblox (also known as Dynablox, Shitblox, Gayblox, Gooblox, Rococks and a whole plethora of other shit) is a shitty Lego knockoff (which roblox wasn't intended to be a shitty Lego knockoff) made in 2005 by a few Jews with too much extra time and money. Given how autistic the game truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who play this game are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make cool shit, but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is endless and perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/warez sites to get "free Rocucks, and general copying shit somebody else made, to get attention from the community.
—The Jews of Rococks in search of money. |
You can also buy premium membership that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the subscription ends, you are stripped from a lot of the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your money.
The Community
The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "trolls", Columbiners, and online daters. With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.
"Hackers" and Spammers
The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the forums that Roblox removed in 2017, and pretending to be "hackers" who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using Cheat Engine to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will threaten to hack your account, even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to rape them up the ass. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that nobody gives a fuck about them, or their shitty places.
"Trolls" on Roblox
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming ASCII images of Hitler and nigger will lower them to /b/'s standards, as seen on the cesspool forums, before they got nuked by the staff. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the banhammer, ending the kid's "trolling spree" immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting sockpuppet accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.
Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and "hackers", the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or IRL.
The online daters (often referred to by the community as "ODers") are sick fucks who "roleplay" as a couple, pretend to kiss, have sex, etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to bait little kids online and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with children, but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
Notable People
- David Baszucki or Builderman - The four-eyed, bumbling fool founder and CEO of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be stupid enough to buy it. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.
- Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)† - A former admin who died of cancer. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's shitty updates on Cassel's death.
- John Shitletsky, Shitletsky or Telamoron - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to start his own company. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much USI. He had a record
- Jack Hendrix, JackInTheBlox (Powerword: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, faggot and sick fuck. Ran a tumblr page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official Twitch page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.
- XiaoXiaoMan - The supposed AVGN of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty Gmod animation videos intended to be funny to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.
- SharpTH - A fat Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.
- Julius Coles - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is Welcome to the town of Robloxia so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that he fucking loves Roblox.
- JaredValdez - The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to over-rated pop music. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with Professor G. Ai. Niggertits.
- MSE6☪ - A retarded Mudslime known as "Anna" in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she suddenly disappeared without a trace...
- Arthur Sergeevich Trusov, or WhoToTrus - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and HRT to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on Discord with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.
- Arnold Castillo, Jadon Shedletsky or DoctorRofatnik - Developed a Sonic game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was arrested for abducting an underage girl he met on their site. His trial is scheduled for July 2023.
- Austin Reuschle or Nimblz† - Made a shitty game about being an egg before clocking out for good.
- Mikhail Olson or Simbuilder - Schizo Roblox Developer that made a shitty racing simulator game before frying his brain on DMT during the chink flu lockdown. Simbuilder was arrested at RDC 2023 (unrelated to Vinndict threatening to shoot up RDC BTW) and subsequently terminated from Roblox for showing up uninvited with guns and armor-piercing ammo in the trunk of his car. It is unknown if he just happened to have them in his car when he showed up to RDC 2023 or was trying to become the Roblox Couch Cuck, although it seems like he was trying to do the latter.
Building
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain attention from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.
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Popular Games on Roblox
- Jailbreak - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get EZ xd epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're Mexican coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
- Pinewood Computer Core - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain utilities the make the temperature go up or down to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of plasma.
- Innovation Inc. Labs - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being ugly as fuck.
- Phantom Forces - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its shit community and Dicksword server. It's at least 100 times less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a newbie to have that, use the MP5K and M9.
- MeepCity - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.
- Work at a Pizza Place - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
- Natural Disaster Survival - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
- Arsenal - A rip-off of the Counter Strike mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty VALVe clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in Counter Strike.
- Bee Swarm Simulator - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual bees. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
- Pet Simulator 99 - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem.
- Welcome to Bloxburg or Bloxburg - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
- Adopt Me - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.
—Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality. |
Catalog Items
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.
Item Types
- Hats - A piece of shit you wear on your head. Sound familiar? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
- Gear - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from powerful weapons, to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because people are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
- Faces - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your Failbook account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
- T-shirts - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
- Shirts and pants - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
- Packages - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
- Animation Packs - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
- Rthro - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.
The Forums
—butthurt faggot after being trolled |
The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and internet sissy fights. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.
Forum Sections
- Roblox Talk (RT) - Faggots who think they are the "4chan of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
- Let's Make a Deal (LMaD) - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
- Off-Topic (OT) - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking newfag trolls try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the GOOD trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the shittiest memes the internet has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started banning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy faggot from the forum.
- Role-playing Forum (RP) - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
- Clans & Guilds (C&G) - Basically the flaming HQ of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
- Forum 34 (ID=34) - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with Rule 34, because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
- World Wide Chat (WWC) - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important americunts and enraged britfags fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
- Scripters - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.
All the other forums are shit nobody cares about and aren't listed.
—Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that. |
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Incidents on the forum
- In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive chimpout on the forums.
- On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"✡ and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
- On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of Columbine).
- In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo" trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
- Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.
Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a Wiki about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.
But you, however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself? [1]
PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators
ROBLOX TV Commericals
In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two "TV commercials" to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using shooping, video editing and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.
Rococks' first video advertisement. Previous Video | Next Video |
At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of butthurt and rage among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who threatened to quit ROBLOX because of it, BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?
Builders Club
In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that nobody even wanted to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In 2008, the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that very few people will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX did the right thing and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.
Roblox Ban Appeal
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which you likely will, you can send the admins an "appeal" email if you believe the ban was improperly placed. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, you are 200% wrong, faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you send them an email, you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: "Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc." Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a flounce video.
Also when YouTubers that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.
Trolling on Roblox
Due to Roblox's young and immature community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so seriously, pissing them off is easier than making porn.
Game Trolling
- See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are no girls on the internet. The guy, and the other guy will get butthurt.
- Call everyone a n00b.
- Spawnkill. People will then try to report you and spam "0MG H4CKER!!1!1" in the chat.
- Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
- Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
- Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
- Make swastikas on building games.
- Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
- Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and try to get rid of it.
- Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
- If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
- In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
- Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
- Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
- On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
- On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
- Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine] to change everyone's money to 0.Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of Exploiting Software, they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.- Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
- Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
- Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
- Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.
Group Trolling
- Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner shit bricks.
- Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
- Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
- Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
- Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
- Go to WIJ and say that they caused WWII, as the owner is German.
- Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
- Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go kill themselves.
- Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
- Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.
—A typical Faggot |
ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS
If you would like a good laugh head here [2]
Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.
- A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
They Brainwash "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.
- Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
The 4chan Drama
—Santa for all Seasons hat |
Telamon decided to add 4chan to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that RT and OT of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.
Roblox Email
The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.
—a disgruntled kid who repeats the same words in caps to seem tough |
One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them crap such as:
Their email is [email protected]. Go there and lay waste to their precious site. NOW.
If you for some reason have a Roblox account, it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get banned for this.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES
The admins invented a new sup3r c00l banning technique which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of swiss cheese. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins shit bricks in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to fucking IP ban your proxy. Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.
—too bad that won't last for long |
Poison Ban
Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.
—this guy seems legit |
Zorblox AKA Blockz
In 2009, some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like ROBLOX, as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.
A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with CP, BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [3]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like.
Events
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.
They had six main events so far, including:
- Roblox Rally 2011 - Their first ever real life event, hosted in San Francisco at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks propaganda that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
- Roblox Game Conference 2012 - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
- Bloxcon 2013 - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
- Roblox Film Festival 2013 - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the Unregistered Hypercam 2 logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
- 2014 Tour - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
- Virtual Bloxcon 2014 - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty Twitch channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.
Roblox "YouTubers"
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
- Flamingo/AlbertsStuff - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure comedy. Used to swear but doesn't now because god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue. He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
- KonekoKitten - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and relies on Roblox for his life and income. Also got exposed for being a pedophile
- Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
- InquistorMaster - A 16-year-old girl who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
- DenisDaily - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
- Remainings - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
- Greenlegocats123 - A fucking preacher or the Alex Jones of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
- Ruben Sim - Roblox's biggest attention whore. he got permabanned from Roblox and decided to make it his entire personality. He also complains about Online Dating like Greenlegocoats.
If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then what the fuck is wrong with you?
Roblox Is Down & Other new shit throughout the timeline
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is currently down. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, wants your money from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right. Boo-hoo!
Oh, did we mention that throughout the timeline we didn't mention in this article are basically humiliated from now on? The platform basically now has places where teens and kids can have sexual intercourse with their characters, which have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as slenders and C&P (specifically, children trying to act gangsters and sluts), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters worse, there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on Pisscord which had to with trading nudes for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.
However, the community, which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.
If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's everyone's dream come true. I think this page is too long. -renard
See Also
Links
- Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition
- Roblox Copypasta story
- The ROfags' reaction to this article., the first post is baleeted
- Main site if you're curious.
- Roblox on Jewtube
- Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it., shit nobody cares about
- Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread
- Fleskhjerta's youtube channel
- The main admin's twitter.
- XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel
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