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MediaWiki:ED global.js
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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var _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____ = function(name) {return (self._wb_wombat && self._wb_wombat.local_init && self._wb_wombat.local_init(name)) || self[name]; };
if (!self.__WB_pmw) { self.__WB_pmw = function(obj) { this.__WB_source = obj; return this; } }
{
let window = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("window");
let self = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("self");
let document = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("document");
let location = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("location");
let top = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("top");
let parent = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("parent");
let frames = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("frames");
let opener = _____WB$wombat$assign$function_____("opener");
/*<pre>*/
/* Hook that enables collapsing objects.
* Added 7/13/2008 by WhiteMystery ([email protected]) */
addOnloadHook(createToggleLinks);
/* Function that creates collapsing objects and toggle links.
* Added 7/13/2008 by WhiteMystery ([email protected]) */
function createToggleLinks() {
var stateArray = new Array();
var allObjects = document.getElementsByTagName('span');
var rCollapsingObject = new RegExp("^co;(.+?);(.+?);(.+?);(.+?)(;(.+?))?$");
for ( var i = 0; i < allObjects.length; i++ ) {
if ( rCollapsingObject.test(allObjects[i].className) ) {
var collapsingInformation = rCollapsingObject.exec(allObjects[i].className);
var collapseText = collapsingInformation[1];
var expandText = collapsingInformation[2];
var initialState = collapsingInformation[3];
var targetClass = collapsingInformation[4];
var linkColor = collapsingInformation[6];
var toggleLink = document.createElement("a");
if ( initialState == "0" ) {
toggleLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(expandText));
stateArray[targetClass] = "none";
}
else {
toggleLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(collapseText));
stateArray[targetClass] = "inline";
}
toggleLink.setAttribute("href", "javascript:toggleCollapse('" + targetClass + "','" + collapseText + "','" + expandText + "')");
if ( linkColor != undefined && linkColor != "undefined" && linkColor != "" )
toggleLink.style.color = linkColor;
allObjects[i].innerHTML = "";
allObjects[i].appendChild(toggleLink);
}
else if ( allObjects[i].className == "morphMaster" ) {
var spanID = allObjects[i].getAttribute("id");
var targetID = spanID.substr(0, spanID.length - 6);
var counter = 1;
// Create forward and backward paging if the paging elements exist
if ( returnObjById(targetID + "LinkNext") && returnObjById(targetID + "LinkPrev") && returnObjById(targetID + "Content1") ) {
// Create the forward link
var nextLink = document.createElement("a");
nextLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(returnObjById(targetID + "LinkNext").innerHTML));
nextLink.setAttribute("href", "javascript:morphForward('" + targetID + "')");
returnObjById(targetID + "LinkNext").innerHTML = "";
returnObjById(targetID + "LinkNext").appendChild(nextLink, 0);
// Create the backward link
var prevLink = document.createElement("a");
prevLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(returnObjById(targetID + "LinkPrev").innerHTML));
prevLink.setAttribute("href", "javascript:morphBackward('" + targetID + "')");
returnObjById(targetID + "LinkPrev").innerHTML = "";
returnObjById(targetID + "LinkPrev").appendChild(prevLink, 0);
// Initialize content panes
while ( returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter) ) {
if ( counter == 1 )
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "inline";
else
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "none";
counter++;
}
}
counter = 1;
// Whether or not there is paging, generate normal links
while ( returnObjById(targetID + "Link" + counter) && returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter) ) {
var morphLink = document.createElement("a");
morphLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(returnObjById(targetID + "Link" + counter).innerHTML));
morphLink.setAttribute("href", "javascript:performMorph('" + targetID + "','" + counter + "')");
returnObjById(targetID + "Link" + counter).innerHTML = "";
returnObjById(targetID + "Link" + counter).appendChild(morphLink, 0);
// Initialize content panes
if ( counter == 1 )
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "inline";
else
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "none";
counter++;
}
allObjects[i].innerHTML = "1";
allObjects[i].style.display = "none";
}
}
// Set state of appropriate objects
allObjects = document.getElementsByTagName('*');
for ( var i = 0; i < allObjects.length; i++ ) {
if ( stateArray[allObjects[i].className] )
allObjects[i].style.display = stateArray[allObjects[i].className];
}
}
/* Function that toggles collapsing objects.
* Added 7/13/2008 by WhiteMystery ([email protected]) */
function toggleCollapse(targetClass, collapseText, expandText) {
var allObjects = document.getElementsByTagName('*');
var rCollapsingObject = new RegExp("^co;(.+?);(.+?);(.+?);" + targetClass + "(;(.+?))?$");
var linkType;
for ( var i = 0; i < allObjects.length; i++ ) {
if ( allObjects[i].className == targetClass ) {
if ( allObjects[i].style.display == "none" ) {
allObjects[i].style.display = "inline";
linkType = "Collapse";
}
else {
allObjects[i].style.display = "none";
linkType = "Expand";
}
}
}
allObjects = document.getElementsByTagName('span');
for ( var i = 0; i < allObjects.length; i++ ) {
if ( rCollapsingObject.test(allObjects[i].className) ) {
var collapsingInformation = rCollapsingObject.exec(allObjects[i].className);
var collapseText = collapsingInformation[1];
var expandText = collapsingInformation[2];
var linkColor = collapsingInformation[5];
var toggleLink = document.createElement("a");
if ( linkType == "Expand" )
toggleLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(expandText));
else if ( linkType == "Collapse" )
toggleLink.appendChild(document.createTextNode(collapseText));
toggleLink.setAttribute("href", "javascript:toggleCollapse('" + targetClass + "','" + collapseText + "','" + expandText + "')");
if ( linkColor != undefined && linkColor != "undefined" && linkColor != "" )
toggleLink.style.color = linkColor;
allObjects[i].innerHTML = "";
allObjects[i].appendChild(toggleLink);
}
}
}
/* Functions that perform the morph operations.
* Added 8/13/2008 by WhiteMystery ([email protected]) */
function performMorph(targetID, targetNumber) {
var counter = 1;
while ( returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter) ) {
if ( counter == targetNumber )
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "block";
else
returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + counter).style.display = "none";
counter++;
}
returnObjById(targetID + "Master").innerHTML = targetNumber;
}
function morphForward(targetID) {
var nextPane = parseInt(returnObjById(targetID + "Master").innerHTML) + 1;
if ( returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + nextPane) )
performMorph(targetID, nextPane);
else
performMorph(targetID, "1");
}
function morphBackward(targetID) {
var prevPane = parseInt(returnObjById(targetID + "Master").innerHTML) - 1;
if ( prevPane > 0 )
performMorph(targetID, prevPane);
else {
var maxIndex = 1;
while ( returnObjById(targetID + "Content" + maxIndex) )
maxIndex++;
performMorph(targetID, maxIndex - 1);
}
}
/* Function that returns an object by ID for various browsers
* Taken from http://www.netlobo.com/javascript_get_element_id.html */
function returnObjById( id ) {
if (document.getElementById)
var returnVar = document.getElementById(id);
else if (document.all)
var returnVar = document.all[id];
else if (document.layers)
var returnVar = document.layers[id];
return returnVar;
}
// Begin ED 2 Customs ([email protected])
$(function() {
// ED IRC Embeds.
var embeds = $("span.zalgo-fetch-irc-heading")
, channels = [];
if(!embeds.length) return;
embeds.each(function() {
channels.push($(this).find('a').text().substr(1));
});
channels = encodeURI(channels.join(','));
$.getJSON("https://web.archive.org/web/20170423054220/https://zalgo.encyclopediadramatica.se/api/0/channels/" + channels + ".json?_=" + $.now(), function(response)
{
embeds.each(function() {
var $e = $(this)
, $a = $e.find('a')
, channel = $a.text()
, data = response[channel.toLowerCase()];
if(!data) return;
$e.after(" <small style='color: grey; font-size:.7em;'>[" + data.modes + "] (<a href=\"https://zalgo.encyclopediadramatica.se/channel/"
+ encodeURI(channel.substr(1)) +"\" target=\"_blank\">" + data.users + " users online</a>)</small>");
$a.text(data.name);
});
});
});
/* Wikipedo Head Notify */
$(function wikiHeaderShow() {
if (document.location.pathname != "/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:About" || !(/^https?:\/\/.*\.wikipedia.org/.test(document.referrer)))
return;
function hideHeader(e) {
e.preventDefault();
$(this).fadeOut();
$heading.slideUp(500, function() {
$heading.remove();
});
$top.animate({"top": "0px"}, 500);
}
var $heading = $("<div></div>");
var $top = $("#globalWrapper");
var $closeBtn = $("<a></a>").html("✗").css({"position": "absolute", "top": "6px", "right": "15px"}).click(hideHeader).hide();
$heading
.css({
"backgroundColor": "rgb(253, 253, 218)",
"height": "75px",
"width": "100%",
"paddingTop": "25px",
"borderBottom": "1px solid black",
"fontSize": "25px",
"textAlign": "center",
})
.text("Hey! Are you looking for our ")
.append($("<a></a>").text("Main Page").attr('href', "/Main_Page").css({"color": "red"}))
.append("?")
.append($("<br />"))
.append($("<small></small>").text("(we noticed you were directed here by clicking on the link on our Wikipedia article, chances are you're looking for our ")
.append($("<a></a>").text("Main Page").attr('href', "/Main_Page"))
.append(" rather than this dull about page)")
.css({"fontSize": "13px", "color": "grey", "fontStyle": "italic"}))
.append($closeBtn)
.hide();
$top.css({
"position": "absolute"
});
$heading.insertBefore($top);
setTimeout(function() {
$top.animate({"top": "100px"}, 500);
$heading.slideDown(500, function() { $closeBtn.fadeIn() });
}, 300);
});
/*</pre>*/
}
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