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2008

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Most everyone would rather forget 2008 altogether and ED is no exception. Between all the unfunny and shit hitting the fan IRL, however, were plenty of lulz, drama and Internets to keep the snugglenet grinning like a batshit crazy Joker. There are 8,000,000 stories in the virtual city; these are just some of them.

First dong of 2008.

Expected events

Dramas and Events of 2008

 
Project Chanology begins...
 
Mrfetch declares war on Anon.
 
Flying cocks!.
 
:D

January

BRB nap.
Yet another fatass YouTube tranny camwhore gets acquainted with the Anon and ED.
brb Lions...
For President '08.
Anonymous declares war on the "Church" of Scientology after they try fucking with Original Content on YouTube.
Anonymous forces turn to a different front.
That lolcow with the fucked up grill.

February

Anonymous surfaces from the basement for a day of IRL global meme spouting and epic win. So much WIN in fact, it could only go downhill from such lofty heights. Also, holy shit...femanons are teh hawt!!!
She never quite succeeded in tellin' the motherfuckas off.
4chan adds a bunch of new boards which are soon overrun by skiddies seeking help for all manner of neuroses and sensitive moralfags from LJ and digg to heal them.

March

Moar WIN in the war on the scifaggotry marred only by the loss of Mudkips The Cat when Scifags learn2fight back.
Millions of fanboys BAWWWW when Krystal, Geno, Ridley, Megaman, Ashley, and Mudkip are not included in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but R.O.B. and 2 Fox clones are. Regardless, tourneyfags still manage to ruin it.
Anonymous - as it turns out - are from a distant galaxy and sends an armada of memeships under the command of the Deathstar Longcat to ræp Scientology.
Sings for Anon.
Causes massive butthurt in the LJ community, but gave them plenty to whine about on LJ.
Becomes S& hero.
Shows the world her lack of judgment.
Shows everyone his love for latex.
Still trying to get some.
Video game developers and fans acting retarded and threatening each other.
The troll loses his TOW-vandlism virginity and so an hero was born.

April

 
The beginning of the end for Project Chanology, and the beginning of the beginning for those damned moralfags. What happened? One word: hugraids. Hugraids?!!?! Are you fucking kidding me?
April 20th.
RAWR
At the 2008 summer Olympics, the only event worth watching happened before the Beijing games officially started.

May

 
When you die you can only hope for this much respect.
  • ED becomes 'notable' and gets a TOW article.
Much to their chagrin.
Chanology gets all SFB trying to raise awareness about Scientology's brutal "Fair Game" policy. Lost on the freshly minted "moralfags" was the irony that Anonymous does exactly the same shit when attacked. And so began the schism that turned the *chans against their former comrades in arms.
It's a hit!
Gets the respectful funeral she deserves.
Shows the world his unique flexibility.
Overhyped shitty MMORPG.
HAGGER???????????????????
An Ozfag called Aush0k redeems himself for a month worth of DDoS faggotry by sending Kirt the gift of v&, all the way from Australia.
Crystal Shinkle, a poverty stricken girl, uploads a video on Youtube pleading for justice (she was 'raped')

June

 
Operation Sea Arrrgh
Anon attempts to right the sinking ship that is Chanology by taking to the streets dressed as pirates. At this point it becomes impossible to tell who's the moar retarded: Sea Org or Chanology.
What happens when you put a bunch of trolls, Anons, EDiots, /b/tards and goons into the same room and leave the door open for NORPs? Why, lulz, drama and hueg amounts of faggotry, USI, flaming and butthurt, of course! Social networking was never so hilarious.
Gives a dose of chemo to /b/. butthurt to m00t and his modfags.
Moot trolls the cancer IRL.
DF01 gets hacked when she unwittingly give up her password for fanart. Hacker posts shock picks and gets the account banned. Unfortunately, DisneyFan01 is back in a matter of hours.

July

 
Pool's Closed
Fails to understand lulz.
tl;dr? Once again, the toilet that is IRC backs up and overflows.
Y SO SERIOUS?
A star is born. What can you say but: Shamwow!!!

August

 
 
Returns with a new saga of videos.
China won the medal count due to its totally ethical system of removing promising child athletes from their families and forcing them to train.
Around the 24th of August 2008, some Azn dude called Ko phished Soulja Boy's Myspace, YouTubes and emails, and posted scat porn for all of Soulja Boy's fans to see.
Wikipedia's self-proclaimed "Anti-ED Poster Child" and faggot boy-king Sceptre receives the banhammer for abusive sock puppetry. What goes around comes around.
The story of quite possibly the greatest comeback, trolling, mindfuck or practical joke in the entire history of the internets.
With ED on the verge of becoming an Terri Schiavo, a stranger from a strange land appears on the horizon bearing many jew golds. ED is fucking saved and TOW goes BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
Mr.Putin couldn't wait for the next Red Alert, so he decided to make his own game. Georgian president tried out the demo, but found out it was too hard for him. Armchair generals around the world rejoiced.

September

 
 
 
Releases; turns out it was shit. Whoda thunkit?
The admin, LFG, admits to his meth use and his new JesusOwns forum.
Joshua Nimm tries to recreate a suicide from Halo and dies for the lulz.
Wins ED's annual "Kettle Is A Nigger" award for internal drama and lulz.
CERN attempts to divide by zero.
Sarah Palin's email is hacked.
Oprah says "Over 9,000 penises".


October

 
IT'S A TARP!
Simpson finally goes down in flames on the tenth anniversary of his acquittal.
Anon pwns MTV in epic fashion, ballot-stuffing Rick Astley onto the list of nominees in the Best Act EVAR category to face-off with a trap named Bill. Guess who won?
ED's glorious sponsors release an expansion pack to their chan-based RPG.
Live-at-home trap in training attempts to persuade Anonymous into sending him unmarked estrogen.

November

 
The Frozen Prince of Barrie.
There is still lulz left in Chanology.
An steroidal hero bites the dust, streaming live (and FREE) on justin.tv. Hundreds watch in horror ambivalence.
You think you are hardcore? HELL NO! THIS bitch is hardcore.
Batshit insane ex-Scilon performs hari kari by 'cop' whilst trolling Scientology.
The only man left standing after what seemed like a decade in the Octagon invents a new meme - "There is only one president at a time" - and beats it into tired old meme status in less than two months.
One of DA's resident lolcows, furry, pedo and major Jesus fanboy, DBoyWheeler decides to leave dA FOREVA due to butthurt and inability to accept constructive criticism on his shitty art. BAWWW!!
The ugliest mother fucker ever
Crazy tranny gets butthurt over her article and threatens to run for the "ED administration election"

December

 
President Elect Obama facepalms at your Blaggotry.
Another camwhore learns that if you wish to remain anonymous on the internet, you shouldn't volunteer information to /b/.
Crooks? In my Chicago politics? It's moar likely than you think.
Anonymous declares WOAR!!! on the real asshole of the Internets. Nothing of value was lost and nothing of value came back a couple of days whilst /b/ came to a grinding halt after a blitz of spam chemo from RAIDCHAN.
Grateful Iraqis didn't quite welcome the U.S. as "liberators" bearing "flowers and kisses" in 2003 when W got all up in they bidness as predicted but moar than made up for it, bidding a fond farewell to Dubya as a "dog" with a shower of local insults and size 10 shoes.
An obese unemployed man is having a mid-life crisis of epic proportions for all the internet to see when he becomes a pre-op transsexual goth lesbian juggalo (not joking).
Wikipedia fails to even get runner-up in its own category. Merry fucking Christmas, Jimbo.
A group of friends show you how to make ground beef in the wilderness using some simple tools you probably have lying around your garage.
Not to be outdone by a slut with an iPod, an exhibitionist decides to film himself doing a stretching session with the help of a glass jar. Hilarity ensues when you see Aunt Flow pay him a visit.
You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is gunning you down.
One of the Jena Six tried to become an hero after getting arrested for normal black behavior, i.e. shoplifting. He failed.


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