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Is anyone else having trouble accessing #ed? --JuniusThaddeus 21:02, 3 January 2016 (EST)

Nope it's working fine. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:39, 5 January 2016 (EST)

I'm banned so I can't get on, er, does that count? File:Nihilist.gif Nihilist the Goist 14:32, 5 January 2016 (EST)

There is nobody on the ban list, you are not banned. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:39, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Oh OK I didn't know that-- sorry if I used up your time :(

File:Nihilist.gif Nihilist the Goist 14:45, 5 January 2016 (EST)

lol no you didn't, im here to help :) --Mantequilla (talk) 14:54, 5 January 2016 (EST)

I don't have any problems now. --JuniusThaddeus 17:56, 5 January 2016 (EST)

welcome, banned, auto revert

these features are offline for a while and should be back by next week ^reply 14:11, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Ok so the rest of you make sure new users are getting the {{welcome}} template on their talk page until the bot is upgraded. Also revert blanking and add the {{banned}} template to banned user's talk pages. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:51, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Is it now fully restored or intermittent? —  VX  13:13, 7 January 2016 (EST)

kind of. auto revert will be restored later. ^reply 13:15, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Complaint

please remove the horrible "exposed web cams" porn advert. There's no need for it here. Kroms 21:00, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Ok please use the email user function to let me know how you will compensate the $100 per month for removing the ad. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:05, 5 January 2016 (EST)

I like it. That scene bitch is kinda tasty. Also the blonde with those bazookas. CobaltCat 04:19, 6 January 2016 (EST)

We delete almost all of the shit that the metaretards fucking write about you (including images) and you basically repay us by complaining about shit that means ED can continue existing. Oh and by the way, egyptsearch was a lot worse towards you before I came upon it. fuck off. (talk) 04:36, 6 January 2016 (EST)

I don't think its Metapedia, its now Rome Viharo (but who is using Mikemikev's old material). You idiots don't seem to realise that I made the Viharo and Jon Donnis pages here, then set up a whole load of other people and turned them against each other, as well as at Rationalwiki. I also added Viharo;s page at Rationalwiki. lol. I've said this before - I don't like this site - I just use it to my advantage. Kroms 11:24, 7 January 2016 (EST)

All i'm saying is this site should not have silly/dirty adverts on it. You could probably make that $100 by deleting more content that isn't useful or appropriate (which is like 90% of this website) because you will be saving web-space. I think the "dramatica" title should also be changed, to watcher, or observer or something similar - as if you are watching what goes on elsewhere on the internet to record it. This would cause people to take the site more seriously.Kroms 12:02, 7 January 2016 (EST)

	“	I started this gangsta shit, and this is the motherfucking thanks I get	„
	—Kroms, 2016

CobaltCat 12:05, 7 January 2016 (EST)

How else shall we cater to the delusions of not just yourself, but the rest of our many and varied detractors? Your input is quite invaluable in this regard. —  VX  12:35, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Kroms is a sockpuppet of a banned account so he gets banned anyway. His suggestions are shite, and go against the entire purpose of ED. He won't pay us $100, and therefore the adverts stay. We document drama, that's why it's dramatica you fucking spastic. We know you had involvement in several articles, but they stay because we are generally anti-deletionistic and your... experience in regards to wikis means the articles aren't completely lacking of any quality. Also the costs regarding ED running mostly don't pertain to space. Your former friends from meta aren't DDOSed by the ASIO 24/7. (talk) 13:02, 7 January 2016 (EST)

good and bad new articles

you can slap {{GNA}} (good new article) or {{BNA}} (bad new article) at the top of an article's talk page article's page (at the bottom) and BMO will update the main page within the next 15 minutes. ^reply 12:25, 7 January 2016 (EST)

What makes a good article? :\ File:Nihilist da sig.gif Nihilist the Goist 12:38, 7 January 2016 (EST)

It's new and definitely worth checking out, essentially. With a bit of experience it becomes less subjective. —  VX  12:55, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Also it is an article with some depth, so around 2-3k characters to go on. Unless it is those that thrive on being short and perfect, for instance doxxing. CobaltCat 13:28, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Ah OK so factors to consider: needs to be fresh, needs to be new, and needs to be the right length. It can kind of be like ED's version of the goldilocks zone? That's rather helpful actually :) good advice sysops File:Nihilist da sig.gif Nihilist the Goist 13:38, 7 January 2016 (EST)

That's why we're here. Well... that, and banning you on a whim. —  VX  13:44, 7 January 2016 (EST)

could someone move the {{GNA}} and {{BNA}} templates from the article's talk page to the article itself? add it to the bottom of the article like we do AOTN Timelines. ^reply 13:48, 7 January 2016 (EST)

done —  VX  14:04, 7 January 2016 (EST)

yes-s-s-s ^reply 14:17, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Missing Images

So, now that we're back up, should we wait for the people who created pages to re-upload the missing images (since they probably have them saved locally), or should we just go through the pages and try to upload images we can find that would fit the article? - Zew0 17:12, 11 January 2016 (EST)

archive.sjw

https://archive.is/4ejPv → image error → reporting → saw this:

<a href="https://archive.is/4ejPv/abuse">report error or abuse</a>

*click*→

Abuse Type:

<select>

• Bug Report
• Adult Content
• Bullying/Harassment
• Copyright
• Defamation
• Drug Abuse
• Electoral Law
• Geographical Dispute
• Government Criticism
• Hate Speech
• Impersonation
• National Security
• Privacy and Security
• Religious Offense
• SEO Issue
• Suicide Promotion
• Trademark
• Violence
• Other

</select>

I hope archive.is is not serious. Is there any better alternative to it?  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:16, 13 January 2016 (EST)

Archive.org has on-demand archiving now. Type https://web.archive.org/save/<URL_address> into your address bar to archive links. Jason Scott is pretty cool. --JuniusThaddeus 08:03, 13 January 2016 (EST)

User:BMO/Activity Report

enjoy ^reply 10:30, 14 January 2016 (EST)

Why doesn't it count the Godfrey Elfwick article for me at all, new page or otherwise? Otherwise it's really fascinating. (talk) 13:00, 14 January 2016 (EST)

that wasnt created in the last 180 days. new pages is just to give an idea if someone creates a lot of content or not ^reply 13:21, 14 January 2016 (EST)

I made a page that collects all the good content here. CobaltCat 13:31, 14 January 2016 (EST)

Found shit on Todd Nickerson

But that pedo already has a page that is copypasta of evil-unveiled. Should I add to that page? Make a subpage? Make a new? Wat do? CobaltCat 04:03, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Make a new page. --JuniusThaddeus 08:01, 15 January 2016 (EST)

But how should it be linked? I mean if you search Todd Nickerson, you get to evil-unveiled. So that would ruin the SEO of that page. CobaltCat 08:52, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Turn Todd Nickerson into a disambig page, users can choose who they want. (talk) 12:42, 15 January 2016 (EST)

That actually makes sense. Who knew you could actually be useful? CobaltCat 13:21, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Not you, which shows. (talk) 16:28, 15 January 2016 (EST)

new user creation log

my dick craves than anuses of spammer bots ^reply 14:20, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Then maybe you should fix the mail shit, you weasel fuck. CobaltCat 15:18, 15 January 2016 (EST)

that's sibin and i already left him a message ^reply 15:45, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Did you also tell him that talk paging is shit as well? CobaltCat 15:53, 15 January 2016 (EST)

They're talk pages and supposed to be shit. Still no more shit than anything else, though. —  VX  00:43, 16 January 2016 (EST)

But at least you should be able to talk shit on talkpages. Right now it is more fucked than your mom on a Wednesday. CobaltCat 03:06, 16 January 2016 (EST)

thanks ill let him know ^reply 03:27, 16 January 2016 (EST)

Golden iPod 2016 Winnar

It comes to my attention that it is almost February and no Golden iPod winner for the The Current Year-1 has been chosen.

As far I know these are the nominees:

• Chris Harper-Mercer
• Bryce Williams
• Also I asked if that tranny Leelah Alcorn could qualify as a nominee.

Tell me please when the voting is going to be. Thanks.--Sveracrux 23:30, 27 January 2016 (EST)

Special:UnusedFiles (searchable complete list)

• 1-14,999
• 15,000-29,000
• 30,000-43,497

you'll have to reassemble and save to your computer ^reply 09:10, 28 January 2016 (EST)

Fuck you, this is somewhat useful. CobaltCat 09:21, 28 January 2016 (EST)

Dylan Bleier

Hello my name is Goldentoupee, I am complete retard and just started pasting random links into an article, somehow thinking that would make an article. So now the article has been flushed, again, and the links have been placed here in the hopes that someone more qualified than me, like a dead slug, will actually write an article. Or maybe not.

• http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/22/meet-the-privileged-obama-supporting-white-kids-who-perpetrated-cruel-oberlin-race-hoax/
• http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/08/the-great-oberlin-college-racism-hoax-of-2013/
• http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2013/08/23/oberlin-race-hoax-obama-backer/
• http://www.nationalreview.com/article/356529/how-oberlin-created-hate-crime-year-michelle-malkin
• http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/26/oberlin-racism-incidents_n_3811610.html
• https://twitter.com/realmarvkrislov

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Goldentoupee (talk • contribs)

Hi, if you need help figuring out how to create an article or how wiki code works just leave a note on my talk page. Thanks. - Zew0 22:40, 7 February 2016 (EST)

Thanks Zew0 ^reply 23:27, 7 February 2016 (EST)

YouThink.com

A boring site run by boring people who are afraid of real life. http://www.youthink.com/electric is me. :-P They are sourced a couple of times on ED as it is. Electricbassguy 07:17, 12 February 2016 (EST)

SOME archive links and templates broken

Is seems that archive.is has stopped redirecting from their old domain, archive.today, to archive.is. This is breaking some links and instances of the archive template. Can ppl start looking for instances of archive.today on the wiki and fixing the links to say archive.is. You can look in special:search and the "what links here" for Template:Archive for them. It would be very appreciated. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:26, 12 February 2016 (EST)

Think I got all of them. I didn't touch the old archive.today links in the TJC archive though; wasn't sure if those were on the chopping block. Talk | Contribs 14:27, 12 February 2016 (EST)

I've took care of the ones that you've missed. --JuniusThaddeus 22:49, 13 February 2016 (EST)

Webm files

ED can play webms, can it? ••General Niggerson 10:28, 20 February 2016 (EST)

Does that answer your question? CobaltCat 10:47, 20 February 2016 (EST)

No I mean can we upload webms to the wiki itself. ••General Niggerson 15:51, 20 February 2016 (EST)

No. I think I have talked with Seebeen about it, but you know, he is busy playing polka or something. And now the best option is to offer blowjobs to Zaiger or Schnookums. CobaltCat 17:01, 20 February 2016 (EST)

We really need to suck more dicks then. ••General Niggerson 17:22, 20 February 2016 (EST)