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Coyote Peterson

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Peterson's average day.
Cutting the wrists...
Mr Peterson loves getting bled out by leeches.

Coyote Peterson (a.k.a. his YT channel, Brave Wilderness) is a man with nerves of steel, willing to get attacked, bitten, scratched, stung, etc. by aggressive animals, to prove that he's not afraid of anything, and that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. In reality, though, what doesn't kill him, just makes him sick, and he only does this shit for Youtube views.

Coyote Peterson's real name is Nathaniel Peterson, and lives in Columbus, Ohio. In his videos, he's always wearing a cowboy hat, because he thinks he's Indiana Jones, or something, and acts as if he's some top-tier survival export, just because he films himself in the forest.

The Rise to Fame

Peterson was born in some rural town in Ohio, called "Newbury", which is apparently close to Cleveland, but since nobody cares to look, only few know of its existence. Peterson was interested in animals, since he was a kid, and despite not having any animal training, he decides to open a Youtube channel, where he handles dangerous animals. The only thing he studied formally was film, but nothing that has anything to do with animals. Eventually, his "work" was professional enough to get picked up by the Discovery Channel, where he had a show, that, once again, only few people watched.

As of now, he's back on Youtube, under the name Brave Wilderness, where he does all kinds of crazy shit for Youtube revenue.

Shit He's Done (and will continue to do)

This is what he does for Youtube views. So far, he's...

  • Been stung by a bullet ant
  • Been bitten by a snapping turtle
  • Been sucked and bled out by leeches
  • Been stung by a tarantula hawk
  • Been bitten by poisonous snakes
  • Stunk by killer bees
  • Had his face covered in 1,000 bees, and stung multiple times
  • Cut his wrists
  • Faking the reaction to getting bitten/stung (exaggerating the pain aspect by screaming and writhing around)
  • Covered himself in cacti
  • Been bitten by an alligator
  • ... Drinking "blood" out of mysterious plants:

Quotes

   
 
AHHH AHHH OMY GOD GUYS THIS WAS SUPER BAD
 

 
 

—Coyote Peterson, after getting stung.

   
 
If I were to just take a bullet ant and let it walk around on my arm or look at it in a glass capsule you'd have more people saying: 'Ah, that was interesting, but it would have been a lot more interesting if you'd let it sting you', because that at the end of the day is what people really want to see and we're aware of that.
 

 
 

—Coyote Peterson, wanting to get stung.

   
 
It's not weird after, oooooooo yeah!
 

 
 

—Coyote Peterson,

See Also

External Links

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