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Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting

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Nikolas de Jesus Cruz
Nationality: Mexican  
Highscore 17 killed, 20 injured
Top 25? Yes, #21
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Supreme Gentleman


The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting or the Valentine's Day Massacre High School Shooting Edition was a lulzy school shooting carried out in Florida by Nikolas De Jesus Cruz, a 19-year-old ginger manlet who did like Cupid but instead of arrows of love it was bullets of love. Nikolas wanted to get revenge on his school for permabanning him from their campus which resulted in seventeen kills, putting him on the top 25 as #22 above Thomas Hamilton (in injury count only), and dethroning Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold for the most deaths caused in an American high school. Take note of his full name, a true messiah indeed. Ted Cruz would be proud.

Media response

As is typical with all school shootings, the media's response is the usual bawww-fest filled with moralfaggotry and concerned mothers calling for stricter gun control laws, because the one thing all criminals have in common is following the law.

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Online presence

It is specualated that Nikolas had an active online presence although what he spent most of his time doing was wallowing in self-pity and shame, hating all of humanity. This can be seen as he'd mostly visit chan boards like /r9k/ and celebrating Elliot Rodger's success. He also expressed homocidal tendencies, as seen from his Instagram page. It is also possible that he wanted to convert to Islam as leading up to the shooting he expressed an interest in the religion of peace, even asking people more and more about its culture from one of his (possible) friends.

Videos of the event

Graded score

Graded score
Kill count: 17/20 - 20 injured
Accuracy: 9/20 (46%)
Style: 15/20 In and out before the cops arrived.
Butthurt: 15/20 Florida
Bonus: 15/20 Holiday Bonus (Valentine's Day)
Total score: 71/100 (C-)
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Vice Squad


Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AR-15
 
  • Four 35 round magazines; 140 rounds total.
  • Secondary: Smoke Grenade
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  • Blinds foes so you can sweep in for the kill.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
 
  • Invisible against Spy Planes.
  • Perk 2: Sleight of Hand Pro
 
  • Reduces reloading time for all weapons

  • Perk 3: Tactical Mask Pro
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  • Immune to the effect of Nova Gas.
  • Spell: Mexican
 
  • Double damage against Americans.

See also

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Take note of the KMFDM hat.

External links

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