User talk:Hayseed

Welcome, Hayseed

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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Totensiediefurfag 17:38, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

SCUSE ME, WTF RU DOIN?

Hey there! We're glad you decided to join the ED crew, it's always good to have another editor. However, you're making a common mistake by writing a single sentence and calling it an article. It's not a big deal, a lot of new people make the same mistake, but it is something we generally try to discourage. If you want some tips on improvement, try reading your welcome message again (It's got a lot of useful links), reading more articles to get the feel of ED, and reading the Style Guide for help. If you have a question, try asking an admin or the person who left you this message for help.

See also: Exhibit B, Exhibit C. Creating articles like "Honey Badger" with a single sentence is a good way to get banned. Totensiediefurfag 17:41, 8 August 2011 (UTC)