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Hashish

Cocaine

Marijuana

Opium

LSD

DMT

STP, BLT

A&P, IRT

APC, alcohol

cigarettes, shoe polish, cough syrup, peyote

Equanil, dexamyl, camposine, chemadrine,

Thorazine, trilafon, dexadrine, benzedrine, methedrine,

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—Hashish Lytics from Hair


How Doopie Wants Others to See Her



Doopie The Stoner Guru?

Jeff Bridges is THE STONER GURU
The Dude
Timothy Leary, The first and greatest of the stoner gurus
File:Doopie loves the weed.jpg

Like most people who smoke copious, grotesque, insane, ample and exuberant amounts of weed and want people to believe they have gotten something out of it, Doopie actually believes herself to be a Stoner Guru.

Unfortunately, mistaking your own farts for world changing smarts while stoned does not make anyone anything other than a pothead.




Doopie: Drugs Are Bad M-Kay



Like most things that Doopie does, she is trying to be cool by playing to the current Liberal Sensibilities of responsable posting. Like all the other times where she has planted her foot firmly in his mouth - her hypocrisy comes with both an apology and a rationalisation.

Doopie is allowed to openly criticise another person for their promotion of the same exact Stoner lifestyle that she promotes and lives because Doopie openly claims to want to be a be a better person, has given half-hearted apologies and claims she tries to keep her talking about weed to a minimum despite her always going on about it when she gets high. By her reasoning, it is Doopie's duty as an internet role model to point and laugh at someone who performs an epic face plant living the same lifestyle as her. She's like the Hebephile that's raping a 13-year-old girl while criticising the pedophile for raping an 8-year-old on the grounds that his victim is older, understands what sex is and is physically, mentally and emotionally ready for sex.


Fuck Doctors, They're Stupid. I'll Just Self Medicate



Doopie is like so many people that self medicate in that she uses depression, the flu or whatever sickness has the same symptoms as the withdrawls she is currently suffering from and will only do her drug of choice because it is the only one that she thinks makes her feel better because it makes her feel good and all Doopie wants out of life is to always feel good.

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