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Salazzle Dazzle

Salazzle the toxic lizard pokemon (AKA stupid sexy lizard). Just by looking at this Pokemon’s appearance, you can obviously tell that she was designed just to give furfags a big scalie boner. But what hardens their cocks the most is that Salazzle is a female-only species. It’s true! Only female salandits can evolve into sexy bitches. The males are unable to evolve, meaning that they will never receive an attractive body.

Pokedex

	“	For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with	„
	—Sun.

	“	Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.	„
	—Moon.

Indeed, Salazzle is our main female protagonist for our new and upcoming anime. She’ll have an army of all-male Salandits that’ll support her on her quest for Furfaggotry. Just don't breathe in the perfumes because that’ll transform you into a furry.

	“	Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.	„
	—Ultra Sun.

	“	It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.	„
	—Ultra Moon.

That's right ladies and gentlemen! If the males are unable to serve her queen with luxurious delicacies, Salazzle will punish them for not only slacking off on the job but for refusing to fuck her pussy. Could you imagine being born as a male Salandit and your life was nothing more than serving a sexy greedy bitch? Holy shit that would feel just like the 19th century all over again!