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Cantopop

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Cantopop or "Askew Chinese Music" was a genre with original music and instruments and now has turned to shit after some commies influenced the media.

Old Cantopop

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National Heros.

Old Cantopop is those Hongkey videos where the lyrics fill up with colour. It was heavily popular in the 80's and 90's with such artists as:

Beyond - wrote the "anthem" of Hong Kong, lead singer died jumping off the stage.

Alan Tam - you're average 80's senpai

Andy Lau - that actor that pretends to sing

Anita Mui - dead

Leslie Cheung - died because of homosexuality by jumping off a building (mandarin oriental)

Priscilla Chan - cried about break up

Hacken Lee - Actual Lyrics: "一分一刻一招一式一揮一擊x100 = Whole song"

New Cantopop

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You may want to fuck them but their music is like if a fleshlight could sing. (ps. they are lesbians)

New Cantopop is where autotune makes the females sound all the same and where half of the songs are in cantonese. YES THE CHICKS ARE HOT but there's really not much to it. Mix fucking Melanie (emo) Martinez and Ariana (japanese sex doll) Grande and you got generic New Cantopop. You look deep enough and find rap...

Retards such as:

Joey Yung - No

Mr. - What even name is that

Janice Vidal - Secret K-pop member shhhhh

Eason Chan - Spaghetti Hair.

MistaMic - XXXMOPHEAD wannabe

Twins - Not actually twins but lesbians

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