- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Kitsune Youkai
|
This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopedia Dramatica's good name.
You can help by fixing it or it will be sent to Uncyclopedia. |
On the vast reaches of les tubes, people have for years been making sockpuppets on forums, online communities, and even our blessed Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some people only make alternate accounts for peaceful purposes, such as sharing an account with other people to collaborate on work. Others make their alts in order to troll people under false pretenses. There are even those that would make hundreds of different pages, simply for the lulz. But now... now sockpuppetry has a new name, a master of the SUPAR SEKRIT alternate account. Enter the world of......
Kitsune Youkai
kitsuneyoukai (AKA Firecat Patrick Sullivan) is a 20 year old furfag from Lake City Florida. He is recognized by the furry fandom for his various comics and pics of him fucking his sister. He brags about this to everybody that he can as often as he can. The only problem with doing this is that his sister is actually a fox plushie in his room. He has been living out the lie that he has a sister for four years, fooling the 2400ish furs on his watchlist. Kitsune joined the furry fandom when he was 16, instantly posting comics of Shippo and Kilala fucking. Other comics that he has made are about Nall and Ruby from Lunar: Eternal blue, some guy fucking a floatzel and of course his foxy version of himself with his sister.
Kitsune Youkai has had two previous mates that he has had copious amounts of buttsecks with, along with his current true love. However, he is completely not gay, since he only yiffs his sister. These furfags would be Zero Shimada and Foxon. There was a HUEG pile of furfaggotry that went down from this pseudo love triangle, resulting in Foxon being reduced to a quivering pile of butthurt and emo and Zero threatening to suicide for a few months, eventually going back to being generically emo afterwards. A detailed though somewhat misleading account of the entire ordeal can be seen below.
The Furfaggotry
When reading, keep in mind that Firecat is actually Kitsune Youkai, and Zero knew that Firecat was fake. That's right kids, Zero threatened to kill himself because a sockpuppet character that he knew was fake broke up with him! BAWWWWW!
TL;DR: Kitsune is manipulative, Foxon and Zero are just stupid
Kitsune Youkai's furfaggotry, as written by Kitsune Youkai himself
Firecat
Firecat is the name of Kitsune's fake sister. 'She' is supposed to be the younger sibling of the two. 'Her' FurAffinity account was created February 6, 2008 and comments can be seen on 'her' yiffstar which date back to "2 years ago". Its only activity on FurAffinity is sometimes commenting to shoutouts people have given her talkpage, faving pictures that Kitsune has made and disappearing for months at a time. The only submissions on Firecat's userpages are those that were made for the fake account by Kitsune himself.
Firecat can also be seen sometimes playing on the private World of Warcraft server that Kitsune is hosting. They have been seen running instances together at the same time, however, Kitsune has admitted to having a bot program to automatically play cat.
Firecat can also be seen at their house in Second Life, where all of their adoring fans flock to pay respects to the happy couple.
It is worth noting that Kitsune says that they are full blood siblings, and not step-brother/sister.
It is also worth noting that Firecat is not Christine Padovan. This was the result of jumping to conclusions. Christine Padovan is completely unrelated to Kitsune's furfaggotry.
Evidence
The sheer amount of proof that shows that Firecat is fake is only rivaled by how obvious most of it is. So far, three of his past male lovers have all admitted that Firecat is fake, Along with his own brother IRL. Foxon can be seen bitching that Firecat isn't real on yiffstar, and at one time FurAffinity before the mods persuaded him otherwise. Zero has admitted on many an occasion that Firecat is fake. Another furry that says that cat is fake is Twilight, a yoshi girl, who is briefly mentioned at the beginning of Kitsune's account of his love rhombus.
In addition, There is the subtle hints that are strewn about. These include but are not limited to:
- Kitsune has never given an IRL name for his sister.
- Firecat rarely goes online, and even when she does it's about something to do with Kitsune
- The only pictures on her Fag Affinity page are those made by Kitsune
- When both Kitsune and Firecat are in the same online chat, they are never seen typing at the same time
- Kitsune has admitted to having a bot on World of Warcraft to automatically play Firecat. He has been known to suddenly stop moving every time Firecat says anything, then start moving again once her message has been posted
- Firecat's YIM cannot receive buzzes, file transfers or do group chats. This is obviously because her Yahoo! is broken and not because Kitsune just made an alternate email account and is using the online email chat since you can't have more than one Yahoo! instant messenger chat open on one computer at a time.
- The only proof that he has shown that his sister exists is a small low res pic that he posted on annual superjew day 2009.
Quotes and Chatlogs
—The best retards are the ones who truly believe | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
twilightyoshi (1/19/2010 9:52:43 PM): you know who she is, right? for real? NOTANALT(1/19/2010 9:54:26 PM): christine padovan? twilightyoshi (1/19/2010 9:54:33 PM): haha. twilightyoshi (1/19/2010 9:54:43 PM): she's a plushie he's had for a while NOTANALT(1/19/2010 9:54:56 PM): HA
NOTANALT(1/19/2010 9:55:51 PM): hmmn..... know anybody else who knows? twilightyoshi (1/19/2010 9:56:53 PM): Foxon and Z know. Z's boyfriend probably knows, and their friend Fox girl who hasn't been online in a long time do too. and probably Nopast
Notanalt (1/4/2010 9:42:04 PM): so THA HIDDEN SOURCE THA HIDDEN SOURCE (1/4/2010 9:42:08 PM): ? Notanalt (1/4/2010 9:42:24 PM): do you know if kit's sister is real or not? ..................skip a few lines......................... THA HIDDEN SOURCE (1/4/2010 9:45:19 PM): ah THA HIDDEN SOURCE (1/4/2010 9:45:23 PM): well... she is THA HIDDEN SOURCE (1/4/2010 9:45:40 PM): but you must NOT act like you know that around him. Notanalt (1/4/2010 9:45:48 PM): she is fake? THA HIDDEN SOURCE (1/4/2010 9:45:54 PM): yep
Zero Shimada (1/3/2010 12:59:16 AM): the fact that he's admitted it numerous times? The fact that they both can't type at the same time? The fact that they both share the same interests and likes/dislikes? Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:00 AM): all highly suggestive Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:10 AM): but again, i still dont have conclusive evidence for either side Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:31 AM): the only thing that would be truely conclusive Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:34 AM):is if i were to somehow see the two of them on webcam Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:39 AM): at random Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:01:49 AM): which of course he would never do Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:03:05 AM): also you never said that he admitted it several times >_> Zero Shimada (1/3/2010 1:03:35 AM): I shouldn't have to Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:04:04 AM): no i mean i've specifically asked you, and you said he only said it once Zero Shimada (1/3/2010 1:04:29 AM): well, indirectly, multiple times Notanalt (1/3/2010 1:04:36 AM): indirectly? Zero Shimada (1/3/2010 1:05:30 AM): yeah. Saying he's alone, and if he had no mate, he'd be fucking dogs, and getting increadibly hurt when I say Cat isn't real, etc.
Artwork
-
Kitsune sometimes wishes he was a girl (Just like moot!)
-
Christmas just wouldn't be right without a little incest.
-
Knuckles has a mom?
-
Kitsune has a thing for kittens
-
Kitsune is also known for his rule 34
-
Doors work better when you lock them you know
-
furries paid money for this
-
Yes, that is snarf from the thunder cats.Unsee it. I fucking dare you.
-
The obligatory pokemon porn required to be produced by all self respecting furries
-
Ignore the fact that every fox Kitsune draws is a re-coloring of either himself or Firecat
-
Kitsune has also got a raging boner for his Druid on WoW
-
A completely original motivational poster with slight inspiration taken from a motivational Kitsune made himself
I'M ON ED?!?!?!?!1
By his own means, kitsune has realized that he has his own little corner of ED, the eternal monument to his douchefaggotry. His initial response was "being happy he's considered important enough to warrent one". However, upon it's debut as AOTN, his FA was spammed with at least 100 flamey messages from pissed off anon's and furfags alike. He went emo and drew this, still completely oblivious as to why ANYBODY could possibly be pissed off at him for the lie that he's been forcing on furries for the last 4 years. He still blames everybody but himself and has no idea why the internet is so mean. If he put half as much effort into getting a real girlfriend as he did being a sockpuppeting bawfag, this entire page could have been avoided.
Other raeg
Oddly enough, kitsune wasn't the only one to be pissed off at the fact that he's got an ED article. Foxon, when finding out that this page existed, raged not over the fact that he was called the retarded sockpuppet cybering emo sheeple that he was, but because kitsune would suddenly reach levels of internet fame magically overnight. Foxon's butthurt from being baleeted from kitsune's friendslist has not diminished, but rather taken deep root and manifested itself over the years within his psyche, forming a hazy miasma over all thought processes whenever kitsune's name is mentioned. Obviously Foxon's just jealous that he dosen't have a page of his own. LOL JAY KAY HE DOES NOW BITCH
Foxon Gower 1:57 AM fucking mother fuck... Foxon Gower 1:57 AM i cant believe he's that fuckin famous... Foxon Gower 1:57 AM he doesnt DESERVE SHIT!!!!!!!!! Foxon Gower 1:58 AM thanks I really needed to know that vital information. thanks... Foxon Gower 1:58 AM im going to bed alone... Foxon Gower 1:58 AM it reminds me of how FAMOUS HE IS
See Also
External Links
- kitsuneyoukai
- Firecat on FurAffinity
- His Myspace
- personal website
- The the site of the private WoW server he hosts. NOTE:Actually pretty good (If you're a WoWfag), only it has a population of less than 100.
- kitsune_youkai_01 Kitsune's Yahoo!
- kirara_547171 Firecat's Yahoo!
- KitsuneYoukai Username on yiffstar/sofurry
- theFireCat Username on yiffstar/sofurry
- His DA account
- [email protected] another email, possibly abandonded
TROLL THAT SHIT
|
Kitsune Youkai is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article March 13, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by Conti |
Kitsune Youkai | Succeeded by Gary Oak |