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Amp
Before Eric Bauman was stealing shit from Something Awful, before emo camwhores were dumping their saggy tits all over Suicide Girls, before 4chan and 9/11, in a simpler time when goatse and tubgirl were still relevant, one man was there to deliver lulz and porn to you, the internet surfers, in a way that no one else could or would from then until present day.
The Encyclopedia Dramatica Historical Society fondly looks back to bring you this account naming one of the only sites worth visiting before the turn of the century and the man in charge of it all. This article is about Amp of Amp Loves You dot net.
Amp Loves You
Amp was the original distributor of the funnelgirl video. Some Argue the site was the number one source of shock images and video on the internet, which to this day echo throughout forums and chans, like a ghost in the machine with dicks for eyes, vomiting shit onto a cake. Amp had taste.
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Blogs
Before LiveJournal caught ablaze with emo aspies this man was the single voice of reason regarding all aspects of the human condition, not excluding the internet itself. Amp was truly a one-man Encyclopedia Dramatica. According to our records, Amp is the only person, ever, who would write a story about killing someone, say it was true, and keep saying it was true after the cops came just to bum a cigarette smuggled in someone else's asshole when he got to jail.
—amp [1] |
His posts got real bloggy but take our word for it Amp's older content was the stuff of bookmarks. Darn shoulda been there.
Forums
Amp had forums. THEY STILL EXIST at td.discharges.org and are hosted by Discharges.
What happen
His hosting provider dumped him. Then he vanished. There is also no record of his shit prior to 2005. We have it on good authority that he now goes by the name Aphemix, is a Fundamentalist Christian, and believes himself to be a harbinger of the apocalypse as well as the reincarnated Jesus Christ.
Amp's Links
External Links
http://amplovesyou.netgone- http://td.discharges.org forums
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