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Nick Croce

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Nick before he was hacked.
Nick after he was hacked.

Nick Croce is an internet hacker who got hacked on July 24th by 711chan and lost all of his accounts to everything he loves on the internet. His past times include attending college classes for intro to programming as an emo wannabee-preppy highschool kid and being a girls best friend by that it means hunting his prey down one by one, until he has sufficiently africa all teh wimminz around. He also takes great pride in slamming his italian sausege down the throat of unsuspecting catholic school girls. They had it comming

Original Post

Hey h4ck, I'm done fucking with this kid.
Here is all I've compiled on him

Emails
[email protected] Passowrd: lolhacked
[email protected] Password: lolhacked
[email protected] unknown password
[email protected] Password: lolhacked
[email protected] Password: lolhacked
[email protected] Password:lolhacked

AIM
AQCroce2010 : lolhacked

Myspace
[email protected] password: fagfag11

Fagbook
http://www.facebook.com/njcroce?ref=search&sid=547184725.591041823..1#

Known Passwords
uloser2
macmac
singason
alexisgay1

Other stuff
Almost everything he uses has the password singason. His facebook is [email protected] but it is near impossible to reset his facebook password because it is to @aim.com not aol.com and aol's layout makes it impossible to find anything.

He is a Senior though it has colleges under his name. Disregard them, he is a liar. The AIM is loaded with rich spoiled jailbait waiting to get fucked.

I was going to write a suicide note but I am not creative enough to pull one off without it looking like stupid emo shit and not real suicide. His friends are none the wiser to him not having access to his account or penises. One [[Ryan Peters|Pedophilia]] likes to join him on his backwoods redneckery and raping eachother (edits needed; backwoods redneckery and rape are redundant)

His [email protected] account has a bunch of his personal information like mailing address if you want to get irl lulz.

Enjoy faggots

Homosexuality

After being in the closet for 16 years anon did the right thing and kicked him out. Many lulz were had when he eventually told his uncle about his homosexuality.

Email to Uncle

Hey Unc, i'm kinda embarassed asking this, and i can't really ask my mom or dad, so i thought i'd ask you. I think i might be gay, how do i know for sure? A boy kissed me and i kinda liked it.

-Nick

And the reply:

Dear Nick,

Wow. Thanks for confiding in me on such a big subject.

I'll try to answer this the best I know how.

God created us body, mind, and soul in one person to reflect the Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit in the Trinity.

That means that anything like our sense of sexual identity is a complex
combination of all these parts of what make us a person, like choosing a career,
a faith, or whom to spend the rest of our life with.

That part of who we are typically is not something that falls from heaven in one
fell swoop. Rather it tends to open up gradually as we approach maturity. For
instance, I started liking girls when I was ten but was not really in full gear
on that score till about your age.

No two people follow exactly the same path through this part of growing up.

What makes it more complicated is that our brain is growing up at a slower pace
than most of the rest of us. Did you know some scientists think the brain is
not through growing up until almost thirty?

That means we are almost always a little bit behind the curve in figuring out
what all the experiences of growing up mean and add up to.

That was a lot to say I don't think one kiss from a guy means you're gay any
more than one driving lesson quaifies you for NASCAR or one touch down means you
can play in the NFL.

The answer about being gay or staight comes more through processing and thinking
about our experiences with relationships and what we dream and fantasize about.

The human body is wired in a beautiful way to respond positively to touch. Any
contact with the body where nerve endings are bundled and concentrated is very
likely to be interpreted by the brain as a pleasurable experience whether the
contact is made by a male or female.

The lips are one such place. This is how God programs babies to seek their
mother's milk.

I assume you'll want me to keep this confidential so that's what I'll do.

I think you might benefit from talking to a priest or counselor at school you
can trust.

My girl friend Dagny is close friends with a gay couple who have been in a
committed relationship for more than ten years.

They might be willing to talk to you if you think that would help, but it might
be easier to seek out a priest or counselor first since something like this
really deserves a face to face.

If you want to talk some more, just shout. I will be praying for you and
remaining in your corner.


Love,


Uncle Joe

Tl;dr: his next family reunion should be interesting . . .

Also, lol @ nascar & NFL analogies

Chat Logs

Even Chris Hansen lol'd when he got his hands on the chat logs.

[22:17] TitanKeeper23: sup
[22:17] siena4soccer: hey
[22:17] siena4soccer: wanna fuck
[22:18] TitanKeeper23: wow
[22:18] siena4soccer: cmon
[22:18] siena4soccer: don't be a pussy
[22:18] TitanKeeper23: who is this
[22:18] siena4soccer: real men fuck
[22:18] siena4soccer: fuck hard
[22:18] siena4soccer: fuck soft
[22:18] siena4soccer: anal
[22:18] siena4soccer: oral
[22:18] siena4soccer: everywhere
[22:18] TitanKeeper23: Who is this
[22:18] siena4soccer: i have a 4" dick waiting just for you
[22:18] siena4soccer: it's hard just for
[22:18] TitanKeeper23: Who is this
[22:18] siena4soccer: it's your next lover
[22:19] siena4soccer: that's who
[22:19] siena4soccer: now fuck me
[22:20] TitanKeeper23: fuck u this aint nick
[22:20] siena4soccer: i will jam it in your pooper
[22:20] siena4soccer: and cum water
[22:21] TitanKeeper23: yea cause u a gay mother fucking homo
[22:21] siena4soccer: my veiny dick is starting to precum to you
[22:21] siena4soccer: talk dirty to me
[22:21] TitanKeeper23: u a homo
[22:21] siena4soccer: you're my bitch
[22:21] siena4soccer: now get on your knees
[22:21] siena4soccer: lick the tip of my cock
[22:22] siena4soccer: roll your tounge around it
[22:23] TitanKeeper23: shut the fuck up u pice of shit that licks ur mommas sagggy body and fucks everything that walks
[22:23] siena4soccer: we can have a threesome, you suck my dick while i lick my mom
[22:23] TitanKeeper23: or u can go ahead and start likcking nick like the piece of shit u arr
[22:23] TitanKeeper23: e
[22:24] siena4soccer: i'm going to beat the shit out of you and make you suck me off
[22:24] TitanKeeper23: yea ok ur a pussy
[22:24] siena4soccer: you're going to lick my pussy
[22:24] siena4soccer: i hope you like S&M

Gallery

External Links

Nick Croce's Myspace lol Baleeted.