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Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage

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Espen Andersen Brathen
Born 1984
Nationality Danish  
High Score 5 killed, 3 injured
Top 50? Nee
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Ingen


   
 
Hello. I’m a messenger. I come with a warning. Is this really what you want? And for all who want to make up for themselves, so it’s time. Bear witness that I am a Muslim...
 

 
 

—Espen Andersen Brathen, prophet of Allah

Some fjord nigger from Denmark went gone postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average loser rampage killer however, this fucking goy played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Baliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison.

Leaked gameplay footage of the attack.

Inspired by the words of Allah, Brathen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style.


Loadout

Item Description
  • Superior Norse engineered bow and arrow

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 5 dead, 3 injured
Accuracy: 10/20 ---TBD---
Style: 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.
Butthurt: 10/20 ---TBD---
Bonus: 10/20 ---TBD---
Total Score: 49/100 (F)
Son, I am disappoint. Why can't you be more like Anders?
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