CloudFlare

What your website looks like with our Cutting edge technology

Cloudflare is a distributed hosting service that is responsible for 90% of ED's and EDF's downtime, the other 10% being Mike Sandy.

TECHNOLOGIES

It uses amazing new technology to spread the load between servers, its futuristic intrusion detection systems are only comparable to those of Norton's users'. The paid version includes such amazing features as sanitizing user input and a feature called "EASIEST SSL EVAR". The pro features also include the advanced threat challenge page and traffic statistics updated every 15 minutes as opposed to 24 hours.

Behind the scenes at the Cloudcave

Clearly for computer gurus.

DDOS and h4x

Many a internet h4x0rs have threatened to DDoS ED with ping -f, but they fail to understand that their efforts are actually preferable to Cloudflare's regular behavior.

	“	bill was developing a ddos attack	„
	—lolster1, right before ruination began after the rest of the Anti-ED community finished laughing

Other notable example of Cloudflare thwarting e-detective aspierations are Daniel Brandt's sad attempts at forensics, which apparently revealed that ED is based in Ukraine and Sweden, which led him to a failed attempt at doxing the sysops. with random ips from the cloud being identified as current ED's hosting providers and lulzy non-dox provided with great expertese. Yet another brave warrior to achieve great success in the field of dox is Kevin Provance, who worked hard enough to actually get some attention with his mischevious shenanigans.

People who use Cloudflare

• ED
• LulzSec
• 4chon.net

External links

• [1] their secret HQ.
• The shit blog.

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