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2011

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Dramatica Events from 2011

January

The mighty three letter message.
Now they're getting desperate.
Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13 year old boys on the internet.
  • ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
Sand niggers united.
  • 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
NekoArc is not smiling.
  • Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
  • AHS drama reaches its end
The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
  • weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
FREE WEEV
  • Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
Reason for doing so was never stated.
Peace has been disrupted.
Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
Only to get it deleted. RIP

February

Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm. For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.

March

Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
I can has money?
Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
Max should have closed the damn thing down by now

April

What nightmares are made of.
Trollfaces everywhere.
You know what this means.
The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
OH GOD WHY
  • PSN closed, due to hackers
brb dox
  • Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
And nothing of value was lost.
LIAT gets mad.
Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
He's just getting worse.
Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.

May

~*~you will always be in our heartz ~*~
Now this is personal, Jews.
Down the toilet where it belongs.
Hacking storm ensues.
  • LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
No wait nvm
HNNNGGGGGG
Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
  • Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
She gets it
These deaths are getting suspicious now...
You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
138 people killed within the small portion it hit.

June

gtfo plz
The first warning to LulzSec members.
Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
Thank you triple digits!
The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
What an artist the world hath lost.
No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
  • GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15 year old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
Dox'd by Daniel Brandt Meepsheep. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
Disappointment ensued.

July

ED goes down for more than a week
This time it's legal!
ED is back stronger than ever.
Good for you, Norway!
Though she was dead inside for years...
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
So far, nobody gave a shit.
We're still debating over his gender.
Got defrocked by August.
The internet will miss him.
  • KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
Didn't go exactly as planned.
Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.

August

An EDiot celebrating CIGARSEX
Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
  • Tablecow and his army of 1337 hax0rs destory ED in the name of his hero Taekesi.
What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
Separated at birth?
lolReach
Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
  • paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
Move over, Casual Friday.

September

Spill one out for a fallen homie.
THIS IS A TEST
And the attention whores got v&
  • Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.

October

Now introducing the hipster coffin.
Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
That's what he gets for founding Apple.
WHY APPLE WHY
Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
Guess who's the winner.
There is a god!
With a knife
Got dox'd hard
We're keeping your ED dream alive
2011 Father of the Year nominee
  • Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
Even as a tranny, he never learns.

November

Bill9929. That smile didn't last long
Didn't go according to plan...
  • SOPA spreads fear throughout the tubes
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Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D


December

The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings on Dec 21, 2011 in Iraq, pwning a bunch of Iraqi civilians in the process. As such to prevent the Iraqis from having too much lulz, Americans stationed their biggest international embassy in Iraqi to suck Iraq`s oil dry like the brawny hooker who just sucked your hose dry , you pathetic rapable little bitch!


  • Only one year until 2012, where absolutely nothing will happen
Enjoy your USI, new-age faggots.

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