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Eric "Cheetawolf" McGaugh is a prepubescent failure responsible for the hundreds of sirenfaggots and 12 year old boys since 2008. The first thing he ever did was take a big diarrhea shit in front of his dad's car. It was a splendid day for coprophiliacs around the world. This had attracted many perverted 50 year old lolicon, and of course Chris Hansen.

How the bullshit began

Since last Thursday, no word was ever heard of him, leaving the happy citizens of Youtube in peace. In the summer of 2008, he discovered the grand cum canyon known as Youtube, and decided to make a video. Unlike normal videos of cartoon porn and foreign people being killed by police, he decided to make a cartoon of a siren and his favorite Pokemon. This caused massive rage and cancer among sirenfags and 12 year old boys in their own community, before they realized what had been unleashed. Cheetawolf became increasingly obsessed with the 'Federal Thunderbolt Siren', which is a piece of shit hung on a pole. Eric McGaugh constantly had epic wet dreams about them blowing up 'Whelen' sirens. The luckiest achievement was when he took a video of his own shit (OH GOD MY EYES, MY PRECIOUS EYES), and made a video of it flooding his house. Sadly, the video was removed due to ShitTube's Community Guidelines. This resulted in even more lulz when he made a new cancer account later that year. Additionally, some users decided to take it into their own justice to create some fan videos for cheetawolf, however that is for another topic. Here is one of cheetawolf's cancerous videos. Actually, since he deleted these, here's a video hiding the truth as to why he removed the videos. It's obvious he removed them due to butthurt.

Another video of his cancer:

Here's one more video of him jizzing himself recording one of these pieces of shit hung on a pole:


And as you can tell from these videos, he wants to fuck these machines wildly. He also wants to fuck nonexistent cartoons wildly, such as Inuyasha.

How easily he gets butthurt

Cheetyweef was butthurt when one of these pieces of shit hung on a pole was knocked down. When everyone else was enjoying the fresh air, he was making shitty cancerous videos like the one above about the siren that was removed. In fact, someone has created a video of this piece of shit hung on a pole being removed for epic lulz. If you were to call this child any name, he immediately becomes butthurt.


Forever alone

What cheetawolf doesn't understand, however is that these piece of shits on a pole just make sound, they don't grant unlimited monies, or invincibility. The only thing they give him is the crown of Retardville, the throne of weirdness, and becoming a virgin for the rest of his life. People wouldn't even rape this piece of ugly waste aborted tissue. He is almost like Clayranger89, except 999% worse. There is more trolling potential however, as this is a true lolcow waiting to be milked for delicious lulz and win. If you would like to make his life more miserable, you can troll his wiki, oh wait, he had too many trolls and deleted it because he became butthurt. Good job!

Cheetawolf is known to ask for others to be his personal army

A while ago, someone had created a video of this cancerous person. However, it was removed because he got butthurt and reported it. It is now back in its full glory however for you to watch, and laugh at.

UNFUNNY COMPUTER JOKES

Cheetawolf's obsession with computers is as tolerable as his existence. His first computer used good ol' Microsoft Windows 98. Despite Windows 98 being a piece of shit, cheetawolf thought he could make some lame jokes about it. All of his jokes were completely unfunny, however he did not know when to stop. He failed badly after someone made a video bitching about it, which can be seen below. Nowadays, he strips computers of their hard drives (precious meat stuff to him), and makes shitty videos of breaking them apart in an unfunny way.

Furfaggotry

Cheetawolf is also a known furfag. His idol is Inuyasha from that god awful cartoon Inuyasha (OH SO ORIGINAL!). He rapes broken Thunderbolt sirens and shits on old men. He wears a broken white towel as he pretends to be his Fursona, only to fail miserably while the entire neighborhood laughs at his epic failures. Evidence of this can be found on his channel. If you were to call him a furfag, he would immediatly break out in tears and bitch at you. He will also make a video explaining why you are such a bad person. Here's a video of his Inuyasha fetish.

See Also

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gAZn8lAGQY - Be sure to look at the comments!
Bitching about the shit hung on a pole being removed
His parents disagreeing with his fetish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PxeXe2Mp90 - Cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgMk7xJ01-Y - If that was true toxic waste, it would be chemo for the cancer he is causing.


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