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Amateur porn

Tasty pussy
Typical camwhore
possibly dead
Typical Amateur Post

Amateur porn, (aka home-made porn) is the most AWESOME porn on the interwebs, e.g, HOME-MADE LESBIAN. Not only is this porn usually free, it's copyright free, hawt and most likely stolen, making it taste even sweeter to your cawk. Often the women you see here are the prime examples of why you should have bought your daughter that pony. Because of some bullshit father issue, or some other piece of fabricated sob story, these women feel liberated by letting the dregs of society masturbate to their delusional attempts at looking "sexy." Unfortunately they'll continue down the porn food chain looking for self actualization until they end up in pain videos and granny bush pornos sucking the AID's infested cum out of some whore who's only slightly more pathetic than herself.

While still some other stupid cum dumpster will be tricked into thinking its a memento of their love.(guys if your reading this: try it out, those stupid cunts fall for it all the time)

ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!
9 out of 10 amateurs are HIDEOUS

How amateur porn is found

Most home-made porn on the interwebs is submitted by a combination of ex-boyfriends getting their own back on a slut and your local PC repair centre serviceman who found your home-made pornz. (Or CP if you're Gary Glitter).
It is also a national past time for schlampen's in Germany to submit home-made videos.

Stickam Whores

Recently however many sluts have started to enjoy broadcasting via streaming sites. These species of woman are commonly known as camwhores and will show tits/vag for only 100 viewers.

Typical Stickam Whores



How to make amateur porn

So you want to be a part time porn star? Well all you need is your shitty iphone and an account on youporn!

Protips

  • Don't bother if you're not hot
  • Shave that lice-infested bush
  • Don't fuck animals or eat shit from a cup
  • Don't be fat

Common Mistakes

  • Poor lighting
  • Shit video camera
  • No English?
  • Forgot to shave/wax
  • Shaky camera
  • Bad angles
  • Not enough anal
  • Gay pr0n
  • Shitty bewbage
  • Having a fatass in there
  • Having a shitty cameraman who won't stop huffing
  • Making it CP

Feedback

If you're lucky enough, the community will post one-handed comments for your videos.

   
“ 		 
she is not that good, lets see the action...yahoo!! a small dick and quick cum... must save this vdo to share with my wife...::) you very well know why!
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very hat movie
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can't stop thinking she looks like my girlfriend fucking with her brother...
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“ 		 
You are sooo beautiful. I love your nipples and how hard they get. I would like to see more of you especially you using a dildo in your ass. I loved your video!
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“ 		 
pretty hot, she could have done a better bj the anal was hot, love wet sounds.
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—{{{13}}}

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God I wish that was MY sister
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See Also

External Links

Good amateur porn sites

Sites with lots of suitable homemade content

Bizarre homemade paysites.

Furry homemade porn (you know you want it)

  • Whoever put the now deleted link here is a furfag and needs to GTFO


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