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Luvmonkeys
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Ashley Bennett (known as LuvMonkeys and Insomniac-of-Heart on DeviantArt) is a known art thief, weeaboo and all together lolcow that first appeared on 4Chan. After pictures of her crafts (that looked suspiciously like feces) were posted on the message boards, Anonymous flocked to her page to offer up some critique. They had no idea about the drama that was to come.
When The Shit Hit The Fan
On November 18, 2011, LuvMonkeys uploaded a picture of her latest cosplay endeavor to DeviantArt. Said photo was supposedly of a brooch she had made for a costume, but rather than looking like a piece of jewelry, it quite literally looked like she squeezed it out of her ass.
The picture got a lot of attention from the cosplayers of /cgl/, where nobody has anything better to do. Her account was posted and one look at her gallery revealed a treasure trove of sewing and crafting monstrosities. Many users offered up constructive critique at first. They gave suggestions on how to improve or what supplies she could have used instead.
Rather than taking the criticism she was given, Luvmonkeys flipped the fuck out.
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A Panty costume, apparently. -
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Made by herself, for herself. -
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For sale for $15
The Truth Is Revealed
One by one, those who knew Luvmonkeys IRL began to make themselves known in the thread, revealing that more than eleven people were sick of her shit. Luvmonkeys caught on to this and started deleting friends on Facebook, but somehow managed to avoid most, if not all of them.
With these 'mutual friends' came more stories about Luvmonkeys and her batshit insanity. Tales of autism and many other long lists of mental diseases she expresses and/or claims to suffer from were told, including one anon posting quote "that time when she was upset about not being able to go to a meetup because she didn't get her camera...? The camera was going to be a gift from her grandfather - who died the day of the meetup. 'Sorry I can't go, guys, my grandpa died! Guess I'm not getting my camera now.'" Inevitably, someone contacted little Ashley about her personal critique thread on /cgl/, at which point she responds by posting her sob story about the meanies at 4chan on Facebook. She may or may not have made a post in the thread, defending herself in the only way that she knows by claiming that it's EVERYONE ELSE that has a problem and not her.
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I don't think you know what that word means. -
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Pajamas in a public park = classy. -
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Crying ukes are so kawaii! -
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CPS Fiasco
Pics surfaced about the horrible state her living room and general house was in. Anons that knew her confirmed this. Her mother posted a picture of the house on Facebook, which confirmed it even further. Something about her dad abusing her surfaced from her journals, so a few anons called Child Protection Services, but Ashley found out and freaked, baleeting her journals and eventually her whole Luvmonkeys account on deviantArt.
Unfortunately, anons started saying that it could take weeks for something with CPS to happen, so the delicious dramu stood at a stand still for a while.
Eventually it became known that nothing happened at all. The only good that came out of this was that Ashley laid low for a while until she went full retard again with her new deviantArt account, which, via Facebook status update, she was completely flabbergasted by /cgl/ finding it so quickly (she friended almost everybody from her Luvmonkeys account).
Drama Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Luvmonkeys drama reemerged recently when a thread was started on /cgl/ with a picture of her ridiculously off-kilter Ayame commission, (which she totally measured by letting mom wear it!) In the hours following, many anons criticized her cosplay while attempting to give helpful suggestions. Instead gratefulness, she gave them the perpetual middle finger. Soon after she baleeted the images. She was eventually forced to create a new account (see below). After a few hours of hassling, things settled down. She continued to post the world's shittiest art and cosplay things. Eventually, /cgl/ located her tumblrs, including an AskRoxy (Homestuck) blog.
Voldemortdesu
A tripfag by the name of Voldemort took it upon herself to act as an overly obvious troll and spam luvmonkey's DeviantArt with poems, confessions, a rick-roll, and praise. All the while, anons were screencapping this spammed her deviantart page with questions and accusations while a whitenight by the username Spaniel122 defended the living brooch out of her. Hours later she switched to a new account with the exact same icon, which was discovered within minutes. Voldemort immediately began again. Many of Ashley's friends message Voldemort about "cyber bullying". After Katsucon the trolling died down. However, with Ashley's journal about her brother (see below), Voldemort snapped and freaked the fuck out all over facebook, tumblr and deviantart. After giving her much helpful advice (and being shut down), Voldemort wrote a long, rage-filled paragraph about why nobody cares about Ashley. Minutes later Ashley made (yet another) facebook status about "going to sleep forever"
Brother's Cancer
On March 11, 2012, Ashley posted a journal on Deviantart about her brother's cancer. Her brother has a daughter and a wife, and currently has 4 knots where the cancer was found and an immunity to chemo. In the journal, she said claimed her brother's cancer to be a good thing because he wasn't being mean to her any more. Of course, this was screencapped and posted along with much rage. Many anons, as well as Voldemort messaged her berating her for her lack of compassion and selfishness. She claimed her mother to have said the same thing and to have called it karma. One anon told her she was not welcome at Animazement, and she later posted on the AZ group wall whining about how she wasn't going anymore.
The Day /cgl/ Stood Still
For a long time, Ashley drama remained pretty normal. That is, until one anon decided to call her out on some of her shit. The main subject being her claims of abuse from her father. Points were made and just when Ashley was finding herself backed into a corner, she mentioned she was slitting her wrists at that very moment. When the anon threatened to call the local hospital, Ashley even had the gall to say she wanted to go to the 'nicer' hospital because she liked it better.
What Ashley didn't expect were several anons calling said hospital, reporting her suicide threats and requesting the police to be sent to her doorstep. /cgl/ held its breath and waited for a lulzy Facebook status...and yet it never came. Hours passed and finally, an entire day went by without one single attention-whoring post from Ashley. Rumors circulated that she was dead. Many speculated she was not dead and was in fact, grounded. As of right now, nobody truly knows what has become of our beloved Poop Brooch Princess.
Links
- All related dramu threads, (via Mediafire)
- Facebook roleplay
ashykins
luvmonkeys- insomniac-of-heart New Deviantart
HetaliaWorldForPeace- Fanfiction.net account