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Mygnrforum
Mygnrforum.com is the second worst Guns N' Roses forum on the net, partially because of the dumb-ass, power hungry, manchild admins who spend most of their time on an internet forum deleting accounts because someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with them. But is not even in the league with HereTodayGoneToHell.com which is the #1 worst GNR forum.
Mygnr was anally raped in the ass in June of 2006 by an elite team of hackers called the boon brothers because the admin was too busy stealing money from forum members and making tons of cash of google ads to update his forum.
The forum is divided into two main categories: Axl Bashers and Axl Nut Swingers. Both are irritating whiny bitches who operate on one key principle: I have more posts than you, therefore I know more about Guns N' Roses and my opinion is more valid than yours.
This forum also contains the biggest Axl Nut Swinger of them all "AxlsDisillusion" aka "Jim Bob" who constantly rambles on about how much he hates the old band and how awesome the new band is because Axl Rose picked them out himself. "AxlsDisillusion/Jim Bob" is also a middle aged man who films porno of women who couldn't get picked up by the high end porn sites so they were stuck with him.
It is well known that the fanboy types who frequent Mygnrforum mostly middle-aged internet perverts looking to hook-up with teenage girls (Sixtus).
Troll their shit.
Discussion
Despite allegedly having two fully completed albums that are ready to be released any moment, psychotic fatass Axl Rose would rather tour the world ten times over with the same goddamned setlist than release any actual music. Who could really blame him, though? Despite being largely shunned in North America, there are hordes of mentally ill (mostly Brazilian) people still willing to turn out to the tune of hundreds of thousands on each leg of the "Chinese Democracy Welcome To The Jungle It's So Easy Mr Brownstone Richard Fortus Solo Live And Let Die Tour" to see Axl pathetically waddle through the same songs he played in the same city six months before. Despite the fact that the "band" has released 14 songs in the last 21 years (lmao) and play the same setlist at every show, loser fans bizarrely still spend day after day endlessly refreshing MyGNRForum hoping that new music will magically drop from the sky or that Axl will play some shitty overrated song from Use Your Illusion II that nobody outside of MyGNR gives a fuck about. The absence of Axl delivering anything happy to their pathetic lives leads them to endlessly circlejerk over the same tired topics, such as:
DJ Ashba
DJ Ashba is one of GnR's seventeen lead guitarists. Despite being the worst of them, Ashba is privileged with playing the opening riff to legendary songs such as "Welcome to the Jungle", "Sweet Child of Mine", "Slash is a Cancer", and "I Hate Niggers, Immigrants, and Faggots". Not only can Ashba not adequately cover Slash, he can't even cover that queer Robin Finck, who finally left the band after nine years of sitting around waiting for Axl to brush the Doritos off his chest and leave the house. Ashba is a walking advertisement, wearing his Monster t-shirt and constantly whoring his terrible AshbaSwag clothing line in every interview. Ashba has been in the band since 2009 and has not recorded anything for Guns N Roses outside of a remix for "Better" that nobody outside of MyGNR has heard. Despite this, Ashba posts the entire Guns N' Roses discography on his website and has a song that Slash played on autoplay when you click to view his tour dates. Ashba is literally everything negative that GnR fans accuse Slash of being, which leads to an immense amount of butthurt that Axl would allow someone like this in his "band".
Beta
Beta is a fat Brazilian woman who doubles as Axl Rose's housekeeper and Guns N' Roses's manager, which says all you need to know about Axl. Beta exists solely to tell Axl everything that he wants to hear, such as "you are not fat", "you can sing", "Slash is a cancer", and "hey, I've got the six dozen large pizzas you wanted. Do you want me to bring them up to your room?" Beta's son and daughter comprise the rest of GnR's management team, which does little other than book the same tours over and over again and tell fans to fuck off when they ask about anything.
Setlists
The favorite topic among unemployed 40-year-olds of all music fanbases. Who gives a shit what 99% o the people actually at the shows want to hear, right? It's all about you, refreshing that "SHOW THREAD: GUNS N' ROSES AT HUEHUEHUE ARENA, BRASIL" at 5:00AM in your underwear. Did he not play that one song from the Chinese Democracy album that nobody bought? Fuck him. He's doing nothing but dragging this band into the ground by touring the same songs year after year after year and refusing to play/release music. Axl Rose is a fucking asshole. He should just retire and save us all the grief. ...Wait, what? He played Prostitute? And There Was A Time? And fucking YESTERDAYS????Bold text OH MY FUCKING GOD. GNR = BEST BAND EVER. AXL ROSE IS AMAZING. THANK YOU BETA BY TAKE CARE HIM. WE NOW BELIEVE EVEN MORE.
Members
Ramona
Known for being the sexiest forum administrator alive, Eric "Up the Wazoo!" Ramona sits atop the throne as King of all GN'R forums. His constant use of the :) smiley illustrates his complete and total appreciation for humankind as a whole. On the other hand, his worse half, Madison, is a complete tool who refuses to post a picture until she finally takes enough of our members' money to afford that operation. Disregard that, she's fired. Things have really changed since then. Admin recently banned ManetsBR, for posting a tribute band's song in the wrong section. Brilliant job compadre.
Eric Romano has the coding skills of a 12 year old; f you want a reminder of how web pages looked back in 1996, look no further! Eric provides a link to the past at mygnrforum's homepage. What a beauty.
Protip: If you get banned from mygnrforum, use a proxy and just re-register. Recommendation would be one that is PHProxy 0.5 so you can get past the CAPTCHA. Also, there's other Guns N' Roses fightclubs out there anyway.
Gunsguy
Gunsguy is a one of the many forum losers who thought it was clever to create a new account as a 14 year old female. Since his old reputation was tarnished by his constant stupidity, he decided to start over. Fortunately his own dumbness made it obvious that he was posing as a 14 year old child, and as a result, he was a guest on NBC's "To Catch A Predator." Upon being caught, they found a dildo, and a fagmag in his backpack.
In addition to pretending to be a 14 year old girl, he also faked legal documents to appear as an "insider." Somehow, he gained the power to be a "new reporter" on the forum. Which also apparently means he has pseudo mod powers, since he has locked numerous support threads. Rumor has it, he performed fellatio on Ramona during the Canadian GNR tour to get his powers.
Madison
Uses online dating service programs because she can hide her identity (don't believe me? ask Almost Famous). Thus the lucky guy she cybers with won't find out what she's hiding in her underwear when they meet IRL.
UPDATE: She recently had all her admin powers removed by Eric for the lulz, which generated a lot of controversy. She took the truth to another forum called chinese democracy, which is a far superior forum. UPDATE: She got controversially banned from chinesedemocracy.com.
Thomas Meadows
A member of the "United States Elite I Gotta Be In My Basement and Pretend I'm In The Air Force" Division of The Air Force. So far he is the only one that is assigned that job. He also claims to actually be in the air force but mygnr admins notably Madison have claimed otherwise. Some of the allegations against him were saving a village or getting ugly fat girls and even making love to toilet seats at old people's retirement homes.
UPDATE: He actually posted pics from Iraq, he really is in the airforce.
MYGNRFORUM Status:
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BBA
Short for "Bring Back Adler". He posted under Uncle Buck and dozens of other accounts. He is the greatest troll of MyGNRForum of all time. See urbandictionary for definition.
Lithium
Anybody who craves the attention of others on the internet is an idiot. If these people were to form a group, Lithium would be the ideal person to fuck up their gay club meetingz.
Axlander/Almost Famous
Axlander aka Almost Famous is a teen who used to post shit like this: "Axl is the man, who has helped me stay alive. Without his lyrical insights, I know I would not be here today. People can call me a kiss ass all they want, but without the lyrics he wrote, which I found meaning in when the going got tough, there would be no Almost Famous/Axlander."
Axlander/Almost Famous is a kiss ass who thought he was important because he had 15,000+ posts. Idiot.
luiz
wnated 2 c gnar in mexico slsh axel plz
ManetsBR
Manets is a naive teenager from Brazil. He thinks Axl is the shit and looks better than ever. Almost as idiotic as luiz.
GUNSNROSES513
Is a giant douche and the member with the lowest IQ on the forum. No one knows where it lives or what it does but it posts regularly over at mygnrforum. Hoping it's rare species will soon be discovered. Sadly he is the only one left. The rest were killed in a mass murder known as the "killing of the giant douches and duchettes". It recently wanted a gun so it would kill all the people who murdered his species. It's also fat and claims to have "lost" weight yet also claims it can lick its own tits, coincidence?
Chris_Axl
Known for being a homo queer. Can only communicate through typing since his mouth is mostly full of Axl's cock. Often listens to Contrabland despite his constant put downs of the group. Idiot. Upload the shooped guido picture of him here plz thx.
warchild/Gunzen
Is a 56-year-old member who used to post ridiculous poetry and rant. Everyone thought he was some guy named Axl. He also used the name Infamous and also posted under a female name Just A Little Patience. He currently posts under the names of "Gunzen" (at mygnr) and "Bumble4tus" (at heretodaygonetohell).
SunnyDRE
black person has a dream! He also thinks the Holocaust never existed, which further proves that he's a fucking idiot. He called into the awesome radio show and had the blackest voice on the internet, proving to all doubters that he is, in fact, a typical man living below the poverty line.
Like a true genius, every single thing on the forum is related to race. Do you like that new KFC sandwhich with chicken for the bread? Well you're racist bitch, gtfo.
Iceman24
A Buckethead fan who dared to say Buckethead was the best guitarist ever in GN'R. After posting PM's from madison he got suspended for a month. He was never allowed to return though, since Madison invented stuff to prevent him from returning. Also his second account, which he was told by the admins, was legal, was banned shortly after rejoining.
Furthermore he is also known for the infamous "Do you have curly pubes?" thread and for clearing the issue whether Buckethead or Richard Fortus was playing the guitar solo on the leaked version of Madagascar, by e-mailing Richard Fortus himself. He is also known for the "Guns N' Roses guitarist comparison" video on YouTube.
In June '08 his engagement with forum member P.A. Guns was announced on www.mymafiamania.com. In September '09 she dumped him though.
There is an infamous picture of his dick floating around, old mymafia members would know where to find it. It is only refered to as the link.
Iceman24 is known to be a metal warrior and to be mafia.
Moop
Was a former member, and was suspended for two weeks because his signature is 1337. He now has a new name but doesn't post as much anymore. Which makes kevin sad.
username
Is a piece of shit who likes to piss people off, make rumors about other people and have sex with his other online Furry friends. Yes username is a furfag. He also hates topics about anime/manga and thinks discussion of all comics and cartoons like Spidermanshould be mandatory, when the topic is specifically anime/manga, should also be included. He also hates it when people don't agree with him and reports them for doing so.
Stacks On Deck
Makes it rain a mili, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a million times. A million here and a million there. The only other black member of the forum.
Despite the misconception that black people don't like rock music, stacks on deck has listened to more music that includes guitars than you even knew existed. I've been to his house, he has at least 400 terabytes of shit. He even moved beyond listening to music because he is so indie -- he now listens to plants and space. Also, he has been reported to be a community college drop out who majored in psychology.
Patron on ice.
Kevin
Is the only member of mygnr who supports teh lulz and makes any sense. In other words, Kevin is the greatest member on mygnrforum. Since the dawn of caveman, Kevin has been posting and making everyone's day a little brighter each step of the way. Users like Black Sabbath failed horribly at mimicking his posting style, leading him to fall into a spiral of angst and anger at nearly everyone on the forum (I hate you all).
He is also a giant weeaboo who wishes he was Japanese. He fills his time with trying to find miniscule bugs and exploiting them, autoplaying youtube videos everywhere omg.
Dexter
Dexter is the moniker under which Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose posts. Given that these occasions are both rare and endlessly entertaining, most people on MYGNR hang around the boards waiting for Axl to come on and strut his stuff yet again.
Rose's most famous tirade is a post that went down in MYGNR history the second it was posted, in which he verbally abused administrator madison (who had accused him of banning people wearing t-shirts featuring ex-GNR guitarist Slash from concerts) - an event that spun out of control quicker than you can say "pussy full of maggots" and eventually led to her demoderation, amongst other things. Here is what Axl had to say:
—The brilliance of Eric Romano | ||
Of course, Eric didn't realize that by the time of edit every single member of the board had quoted Dexter's post, leaving the parts where Rose singled out madison as a "cunt" and a "lesbian" still visible for all.
Sadly, many members sided with Axl during this whole circus, partly because many were tired of madison running MYGNR like her own little Auschwitz. Wise people, however, denounced Axl's faggotry and carried on debating for days whether he should be allowed to say such awful things.
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Of course, Dexter fucked off as soon as he hit the Post Reply button, deciding not to meet the shitstorm of arguments rapidly piling up. Instead, he let his little midget housekeeper/stepmother Beta monitor the forums for him, as per usual. He hasn't been seen since.
2005 Was A Travesty
The year of 2005 brought about a group of GN'R fans who were filled to the brim with cleverness and wit: Rebel Yell, Rim Job, myself, Motley Crue, God, and various other members. Using their extreme levels of humor, they generated lulz in the form of GN'R related comics. Modison, realizing that she was a 40-year old, unemployed Guns N' Roses forum administrator, drank a half a pack of red bulls and worked up the courage to ban these members for completely asinine reasons. Since that day, the group has migrated from Whitedudes Place, to Almost Madison's Palace, and have now settled at [damaged], led by Jemery Bruch, a well-known feminist amongst the GNR community. Damaged
Since then, MyGNR has been a travesty. Members like Chris_Axl, GNR513, Chris_Axl, and some other faggots have tried to fill the gaps left by the estranged (you see what I did there?) members, but have ultimately failed.
The lol bumblefoot Incident
In July 2008 several forum members posted the message "lol bumblefoot", or "lol Buckethead" after Kevin posted the former and received a warning. This resulted in several people being suspended. Those people were: Dean-16, Hells_Bells, angel of death, UseYourAppetite, junglebaby and tbizzle. All of them, except Dean-16 (a donator), got banned because they were accused of having rejoined the forum under a different name.
On October 14th 2008 the user Martoine was also banned after posting lol bumblefoot but as of yet the reasons for the ban have not been revealed due to censorship from the moderating team. If the reason for the ban turns out to be lol bumblefoot then it would have resulted in a ban without warning.
lol bumblefoot is now a meme.
How to make youtube videos autoplay
Well, mygnrforum did not properly filter the autoplay bug, so here is another way around it. Simply use the [media] tags as usual, and just put a normal youtube link in between them. However, append the following to the end of the youtube link:
Code: %26%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79%3D%31&player_feature=embed
Happy trolling
Word Filters
Mygnrforum is known for having some of the worst word filters of all time. Take a look for yourself~
- 5055 = PRIVATE
- nutswinger = **I am a stupid troll;Just Ignore my post**
- faggot = person
- nigger = black person
Don't even try to talk about Thomas Meadow or the madison situation, the human censorship machine will stop you before you can blink.
Eric's Incompetence
Another stunning example of coding incompetence. Put this as your sig, edit it into your posts, and have fun:
- [media]javascript://%0awhile(1){alert(document.cookie);}%2F%2F.swf[/media]
What's even better, anyone can run any javascript they want on the site. People could be directed to phishing pages for example. An official patch has been released by IPB but Romano is too busy doing nothing to fix it. Enjoy having your cookies stolen.
Examples of their fail
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