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Steven Joseph

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Steven Joseph or SJ is a Facebook Whore Celebrity who has created multiple accounts to spam the shit out of his numerous internet troll "friends" about his modeling pictures and overrated "electro pop" music. His "fans" appear to be fat, over-weight scene kids, who love the words Jeffree Star. There is a facebook group that was created by a scene kid brainwashed SJ victim to bring Steven onto a music track with the child molesters known as Blood On The Dance Floor.

Steven is a piteous cock sucking Fag Bag who has tricked himself into thinking that with his "good looks", thousands of ridiculous facebook comments and "likes" on his photos, that he will one day be mainstream media. A joke like this moron can only be taken in for so long until it as to be addressed worldwide.

LEAVE ME ALONE

Steven Joseph has gotten to "where he is" today by randomly adding other Facebook Whores alike. He uses the word "supporters" instead of "fans" pretentiously, to be nice and less self-center imaged, when in turn, we all know this douchebag is almost as conceited as a 15 year old Myspace Whore.

In reality, Steve is strongly followed by Basement Dwellers and dumbass "wannabes" with no lives who work at McDonalds for a living because nobody else gives a shit.

Steven Joseph Music

Of course like every other fame sucking internet whore he has released talentless electronic music that apparently is appauled once again dumb ass scene fucks.

"Ride In My Cadillac" is his first "masterpiece" with horribly misunderstood lyrics.


What the fuck does this pathetic excuse for "lyrics" even mean?
   
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You can hug, you can rub, but just don't want again.
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—Metaphorically emo and depressing Steven Joseph lyrics.

Deep within these sad, secretly wanting sodomy lyrics, this poor little faggot must have had his self-wanting heart broken.
It only goes to show that any moronic dumbass with their picture taken as well as having "music", which is really just random screetching sounds that will make your ears bleed (in this kids case), can gather a large following that consists of lifeless teenage girls or drag queens and make a career out of "selling". If this shit is on iTunes (which it awfully is), someone please kill the owner of Apple.

"FOREVER"A NEW SONG! :O *SHITS* ..Someone is obsessed!


Some please feed him the cock he desires!?


THE TRUTH

SJ IS A FAG WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER INTERNET "CELEBRITY". HE WILL OBVIOUSLY "KEEP GOING" AND "WONT LOOK BACK" TO THEN REALIZE THAT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN MADE A FAILURE WAITING TO HAPPEN ATTEMPT AT BECOMING GAYMOUS.

   
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I am only here to inspire young talent, I don't care about the money because it's about the fans,
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—Bullshit quote from SJ!

X MARKS THE FAIL.



He tells everyone that his goal is to take over Facebook and inspire young talent to go for their "dreams". His advice consists of:

  1. Work at McDonalds.
  2. Pretend to be Famous.
  3. Make shitty music through a Macbook.
  4. Take ugly self portraits on low quality digital cameras.
  5. Carry a mace to fight off the BBW's.


He also turns off the Facebook privacy settings so that more trolls can traffic themselves to his page and comment his shit freely to make him look more popular than everyone else.

Taste the rainbow like Skittles!


SJ IS GAY!
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SJ IS GAY!


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