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AusdudePro
Real Name Austin Jones
Nationality: Americunt  
Birthday December 12, 1992
Genus Pedophile
Future Getting Assraped
An Hero? Would be smart if he did before prison


AusdudePro Austin Smith is a 31-year-old who is yet another typical Youtube contributor that thinks they are God's gift to the creative process but can, in fact, only copy or trace other, more original people's work while begging for donations. In AusdudPro's case he was a music cover artist that begged for naked pictures of little girls twerking or being just plain naked for him while he coached them on what he wanted to see from them.

In 2017, this loveable, Justin Bieber-haired pedophile was arrested and charged with 2 counts of producing child porn, to which he pled guilty on February 1, 2019 and faces 5 to 15 years with people having names like Bubba the Perv Mangler and Maurice the Sodomaster. The White Power kiddie porn killers can't wait for his sentencing so they can command his undivided attention.

   
 
You're so lucky to have my attention, you should take off your panties.
 

 
 

AusdudePro

Music Career

Flat chest, 3 foot tall and no pubes. Yep, she's legal to AusproDude.

In 2014 horny, tone deaf, tween girls with a craving for shitty music cunted his original album We'll Fall Together, up to number 12 on the iTunes pop chart but he is mostly known for covering songs in a style where he tries, badly, to harmonize with himself to the original tracks of songs such as Fallout Boy's We're Going Down.

His obviously mentally challenged fans describe his music as earnest, emo-influenced melodic pop music, but since they are so busy cutting themselves or holding each other's hair back while they take another look at today's lunch, they rarely open themselves up to new music and styles.

Need we even argue the intelligence of his fans? Most could be convinced into making sexually explicit videos by AusproDude instructing them in what he wanted them to do with just the comment that they were lucky to be getting attention from him.

Kiddie Diddling

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The criminal complaint against this kiddie diddler states that AusdudePro used Facebook and Apple’s iMessage service to request and receive videos depicting the genitalia of minor females, knowing that they were only 14 or 15 years old.” The complaint then describes an interview between Jones and Homeland Security investigators, during which Jones confessed that he had used Facebook to conduct sexually explicit conversations with young girls and solicit videos of them dancing and/or performing sexual acts.

Why He's A Pedophile

Like every criminal locked up right now, he has an excuse. Mommy and daddy didn't love him enough. A black man robbed him.

According to Ausdudepro's attorney, he got a taste for the kiddie flesh after his brother died traumatically; and like every one who deals in porn, he was molested too.

People would probably believe him more if he said he got off on the power he had over these soft headed girls and wanted to see how far he could take it.


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