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Coffee--Pot is a, special, british bitch, sugoikawaiidesu, womanchild who has a Japanese boyfriend. She draws animu and calls anyone who draws animez a weeaboo .


DeviantFART life

This is her first account on DeviantART before she decided to abandon it and needed a "fresh start" at art and design for her white knights- http://self-epidemic.deviantart.com/ Her super Kawaii account on DA- http://coffee--pot.deviantart.com/ Her first drama started out with this long lovely Complaint Forum about 2 "young" Weeaboo's from DA- http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2052223/ "Hypocrite much?" (Oh no but there's MORE!) Her "white knight" named "Crystalisa" got all butt hurt for asking questions about a so-called "Weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot, "I mean, Coffee--Pot"- (Complaint Forum)- http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2059578/ http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2053181/ "Boo hoo! How about save up some money for an actual bed then?" Some other stupid Complaint Forums from Crack--Pot-

Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people of doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of wine that's so delicious to the taste.


Discovery- (Her finding out she has a ED page)

Her recent journal thinking that she's Sugoi popularz- http://coffee--pot.deviantart.com/journal/I-have-my-own-encyclopedia-dramatica-521857877 It's super funny that she's "praising" herself that she's "famous" on DA just for comments and the "page views". Aren't you so popularz? *TrollFace*. Here is her current Complaint forum where her white knights are praising her at for this super Kawaii ED page- http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2061837/

[1] Her original account, as said in her journals' she comes from [England] , but moved to Japan. she sometimes speaks in Japanese!


White Knights of Coffee--Pot- "This LONG list of white knights is historical!"~

StarsThatsing- http://starsthatsing.deviantart.com/ your-first-boyfriend- http://your-first-boyfriend.deviantart.com/ DinoRib- http://dinorib.deviantart.com/ "Congrats on being famous" (they said). You think she's that "popularz" what a dumb ass! :D Pikafy- http://pikafy.deviantart.com/ CaninePrince- http://canineprince.deviantart.com/ Werewolfferret96- http://werewolfferret96.deviantart.com/ Crystalisa- http://crystalisa.deviantart.com/ MissMaddox- http://missmaddox.deviantart.com/ MechaKiryu- http://mechakiryu.deviantart.com/ ToucheElfeAphrodite- http://toucheelfeaphrodite.deviantart.com/ EbolaBears- http://ebolabears.deviantart.com/ Agent-Sarah- http://agent-sarah.deviantart.com/ Valzeras- http://valzeras.deviantart.com/ Rhapsodna- http://rhapsodna.deviantart.com/ RottenPocket- http://rottenpocket.deviantart.com/ (Apparently this dude LOVES Coffee--Pot so much that she gives her the in sites that Coffee--Pot might have a interest in from her researching on other forums or other artist profiles. "Like people really give a damn?)


Personal Life-

She works as a Teacher in Japan. All of a sudden she works at the gaming industry. Isn't she such a attention whore?

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11083661_10153769494173636_900811605434046984_n.jpg? oh=6535efe0ddd69c0707006528e1f3a2d5&oe=55AA3B64 So Sugoi!~

The more you know- Her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that even he laughed so hard about it. Way to go showing you're "English" girlfriend that might get "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. TrollFace Hey kids! Apparently Coffee--Pot thinks that having a ED page is a "Sugoi" thing! NOT!

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a working in progress)


Her Trolling Skillz

Her downfalls as a fail Troll.