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Ean Griffiths

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The Rap Legend


Ean "Top DAWG" Griffiths is a perverted, self-proclaimed rapper, manchild, and creator of his own skillfully-written Raps and Hair Product Reviews. He is from the area of Lithgow Autralia. As well as "suffering" from Williams Syndrome, Ean also suffers from a delusional case of self-importance, Oblivious to the fact that he has 5,000 friends on facebook soley for them to make fun of him, He is convinced his Childish and pointless lyrcs will make him the next great rap Icon. Ean commonly goes by the name "Top Dawg". The most notable physical characteristic of Ean is his enormous teeth.

Vision Of Himself


Early Life

Ean was Born May 21 1985, in the Area of Lithgow, Australia.

Social Media

Ean's hobbies include posting "rap videos" to youtube, as well as post flooding facebook, making empty promises for various things such as Rap vids, Guitar Vid, Hair Tutorials and other various stories and musings that would all appear to be delusional in nature. His topics on facebook include his album which has been dropping soon (for the past few years, presumably never), Hair Style Tips, His Hatred for Maccas, His amazing rap career and how he got started, His incredible celebrity connections, His frustration at not being able to land a woman, His terrifying encounter with Trent, his rivalry with Little Timmy and other random childish babbling.

The Type of pics that Ean posts without understanding why they keep getting reported

Ean is often the target of trolls but nothing yet of an organized manner. The most common trolling on Ean simply involves hundreds of people tagging their friends in his Status posts. Another common trend of trolls is people reporting his page until he is post blocked. Frequently he is the Target of women pretending to be interested in him only to tease and make fun of him. There have only been two documented cases of Larger Scale Trolling on Ean. The first being a joint effort between parties to create many clones of his facebook page and to post comments on his posts acting as if this were Ean himself commenting. His own vanity and desire for acceptance makes it impossible for him to change the privacy settings on his facebook, out of fear of less attention. The second such trolling revolves around a group of Americans known as BMK or "Bitch Made Killers". These people pretend to be a gang that Ean is a part of. During times when Ean was reconsidering his membership in this "Gang" they hosted a "Trial" to determine if he was worthy. The attempts at making Ean look even dumber than he is appeared to have succeed better than expected as even the trolls felt remorse and pulled back on their efforts.


The Videos

The Infamous Angle

Ean is most well known for his Rap Videos. Many of them are shot with some form of phone/tablet from a terrible view that showcases his poor dental hygiene. These videos very rarely feature music, and many of the rhymes don't actually rhyme or fall on any sort of beat

Controversy

Ean often posts this photo of himself smoking while then making future posts begging us not to show his parents.

His Lyrics

This is Ean's Most obvious fail. He often sings about drugs, guns, and women. His most controversial proposed song title to date is " I want to touch your pussy". Ean has implied this is both about sex and not about sex at all

Post Floods

Ean Loves to post status after status on FB calling people cunts and begging for Inboxes. He often times brings Nerd Rage upon him self by claiming to be connected to tragic events such as shootings and tropical storms, often times off completely.


Women

Ean has been known for Stalking Various Women on FB and also in real life. Some continue to entertain him, while others cut him Ean is not the most controversial, but he does have a way of creating drama for himself on a regular basis.

  • Tiger Lily: A DJ that Ean is in Love with but has never actually spoke to
  • Ruby Tuesday: A Hairdresser that despite having a boyfriend and clearly just trying to be nice, Ean is convinced they are to be married and often shows up at her job and home uninvited.
  • Hollie: I am yet to understand the complete Drama behind Holly. But this is a very touchy and upsetting subject for Ean. He reports she backed stabbed him. Possible Troll.

Notable Accomplices

  • Little Timmy: A Child Rapper Youtube persona which Ean beleives to be his rival.
  • Trent: There was one time in 2014 at a bar some guy tried to make Ean take a vape hit. Ean reports being afraid for his life.
  • Scooter: Ean's dog that he is frequently accused of raping and molesting.
  • Ace Frehley: In 2008 Ean claimed they were friends. There is no actual evidence this is true.
  • Fortay: An actual Australian rapper. Ean's white knight.
  • Kerser: Another Australian rapper. Less talented than most. Less of a white night and more of an idiot himself.

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