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Mygnrforum
Mygnrforum.com is the worst Guns N' Roses forum on the net, partially because of the politically correct, social justice warrior, feminazi admins who spend most of their time on an internet forum deleting accounts because someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with them. Since Canadian uberfag Downzy became admin it has quickly surpassed heretodaygonetohell.com as the most censored, controlled and shittiest Guns N' Roses forum on the net.
Mygnr was anally raped in the ass in June of 2006 by an elite team of hackers called the boon brothers because the admin was too busy stealing money from forum members and making tons of cash of google ads to update his forum.
The forum is divided into two main categories: Axl Bashers and Axl Nut Swingers. Both are irritating whiny bitches who operate on one key principle: I have more posts than you, therefore I know more about Guns N' Roses and my opinion is more valid than yours.
It is well known that the fanboy types who frequent Mygnrforum mostly middle-aged internet perverts looking to hook-up with teenage girls.
Troll their shit.
Discussion
Despite allegedly having two fully completed albums that are ready to be released any moment, psychotic fatass Axl Rose would rather tour the world ten times over with the same goddamned setlist than release any actual music. Who could really blame him, though? Though the band is largely shunned in the United States, there are hordes of mentally ill (mostly Brazilian) people still willing to turn out to the tune of hundreds of thousands on each leg of the "Chinese Democracy Welcome To The Jungle It's So Easy Mr Brownstone Richard Fortus Solo Live And Let Die Tour" to see Axl pathetically waddle through the same songs he played in the same city six months before. Despite the fact that the "band" has released 14 songs in the last 21 years (lmao) and play the same setlist at every show, loser fans bizarrely still spend day after day endlessly refreshing MyGNRForum hoping that new music will magically drop from the sky or that Axl will play some shitty overrated song from Use Your Illusion II that nobody outside of MyGNR gives a fuck about. The absence of Axl delivering anything happy to their pathetic lives leads them to endlessly circlejerk over the same tired topics, such as:
DJ Ashba
DJ Ashba is one of GnR's seventeen lead guitarists. Despite being the worst of them, Ashba is privileged with playing the opening riff to legendary songs such as "Welcome to the Jungle", "Sweet Child of Mine", "Slash is a Cancer", and "I Hate Niggers, Immigrants, and Faggots". Not only can Ashba not adequately cover Slash, he can't even cover that queer Robin Finck, who finally left the band after nine years of sitting around waiting for Axl to brush the Doritos off his chest and leave the house. Ashba is a walking advertisement, wearing his Monster t-shirt and constantly whoring his terrible AshbaSwag clothing line in every interview. Ashba has been in the band since 2009 and has not recorded anything for Guns N Roses outside of a remix for "Better" that nobody outside of MyGNR has heard. Despite this, Ashba posts the entire Guns N' Roses discography on his website and has a song that Slash played on autoplay when you click to view his tour dates. Ashba is literally everything negative that GnR fans accuse Slash of being, which leads to an immense amount of butthurt that Axl would allow someone like this in his "band".
Beta
Beta is a fat, retarded Brazilian prostitute who doubles as Axl Rose's housekeeper and Guns N' Roses's manager, which says all you need to know about Axl. Beta exists solely to tell Axl everything that he wants to hear, such as "you are not fat", "you can sing", "Slash is a cancer", and "hey, I've got the six dozen large pizzas you wanted. Do you want me to bring them up to your room?" Beta's son and daughter comprise the rest of GnR's management team, which does little other than book the same tours over and over again and tell fans to fuck off when they ask about anything.
Setlists
The favorite topic among unemployed 40-year-olds of all music fanbases. Who gives a shit what 99% of the people actually at the shows want to hear, right? It's all about you, refreshing that "SHOW THREAD: GUNS N' ROSES AT HUEHUEHUE ARENA, BRASIL" at 5:00AM in your underwear. Did he not play that one song from the Chinese Democracy album that nobody bought? Fuck him. He's doing nothing but dragging this band into the ground by touring the same songs year after year after year and refusing to play/release music. Axl Rose is a fucking asshole. He should just retire and save us all the grief. ...Wait, what? He played Prostitute? And There Was A Time? And fucking YESTERDAYS???? OH MY FUCKING GOD. GNR = BEST BAND EVER. AXL ROSE IS AMAZING. THANK YOU BETA BY TAKE CARE HIM. WE BELIEVE NOW EVEN MORE.
New Music
People actually think Axl is going to release anything anytime soon. lmao
Is Bumblefoot Going To Leave The Band??????????
Ron "Bumblefoot" Blumenthal (profesionally know as "Thal" because he had to hide his real Jewish name because he's a shameless whore) is a hack guitarist, shredding with no discernable melody and ruining Guns N' Roses songs. Since joining the band in 2006, Bumblefoot has spent approximately six minutes recording songs for Guns N' Roses. The rest of his waking hours have consisted of complaining about how tough his life in Guns N' Roses is. Bumblefoot was in a serious car accident in 2011 that left him in severe pain for the next several months. Not only did Axl Rose refuse to cancel any shows, he actually added more (rofl). Bumblefoot has whined about this to anyone who would listen ever since, yet never in any of his woe-is-me sobfests has he noted that he could have just quit the band and not toured if the pain was so bad. In typical Jew fashion, however, Bumblefoot valued money over his own health and sanity, even once attempting suicide on tour (srsly--what a drama queen).
Not satisfied with the near constant attention from adoring Brazillian fans, Bumblefoot craved more and tweeted "67 days and counting....." 67 days before the end of Guns N' Roses's latest greatest hits tour. This led fans to believe that Bumblefoot was leaving the band at the end of the tour, which would be a travesty because it would be so fucking difficult to find anyone to play the gay shredding parts on the three Chinese Democracy songs that they play at each show. In a strategy popularized by GnR's management, Bumblefoot refused to answer any of the ten billion "are you leaving GnR?" questions left on his Facebook and Twitter accounts, instead tweeting endlessly about hot sauce and some gay shredding tour he is going on with some other homosexual guitarists.
Slash
Slash, best known as $la$h, is a cancer who happened to lay a few lead guitar parts on songs that had already been written by Axl Rose/Izzy Stradlin and has whored it for all its worth ever since. Slash is basically the same as Bumblefoot, except for gay shredding he elects to play nearly identical generic southern blues riffs on every song on all of his horrendous solo albums. Slash once wrote a full Guns N' Roses album by himself, only to have it rejected by Axl Rose (marking Axl Rose's only wise decision of the past two decades) and elect to release it with his own band as "Slash's Snakepit." This album was absolute garbage and the ensuing butthurt over having the album rejected (combined with Axl being a complete lunatic) led Slash to quit the band and release another terrible Slash's Snakepit album before deciding to do what he does best: piggyback on another talented lead singer, this time Scott Weiland. After Weiland tragically overdosed on one too many tired southern blues riffs, Slash elected to go "solo", piggybacking on a dozen different talented lead singers for his cleverly titled "Slash" album, which sucked ass even worse than the Snakepit albums. Since then Slash has released a series of forgettable albums featuring Myles Kennedy, one of the few people on the planet who manage to sound worse than present day Axl Rose. Slash is a whore and a cancer.
Members
Downzy
The new admin/owner of mygnr has quickly revealed his true colours as a flaming social justice warrior who believes the best way to fill his bank account is to turn the forum into the equivalent of Jezebel.com. For an 80's rock band. Since he seized power he has overhauled the moderating team to be more inclusive. Which meant appointing more vagina's to the board. One of these, Gracii Guns is dumber than a box of rocks and the other one, AlfieRose, is a frustrated old bag whose whole life revolves around her awfully named spawn and trying to find an outlet for her frustration at having not being touched by a man in over 14 years, though rumour has it that she regularly meets Downzy to peg him with a strapon.
Unlike previous admins, Downzy also finally appointed GunsGuy to the mod team, granting him mod powers but not a mod title just so he knows he is still basically the forum bitch.
Downzy is a rampant Hillary Clinton supporter and spends hours arguing with idiots over her candidacy for the white house. Despite his social justice warrior politics, he has done more to censor the forum than any other admin.
ER
Co-Admin with Downzy, ER is basically too embarrassed to admit that he hates the other mod members. He barely posts anymore as a result because he knows he has lost any ounce of respect that he previously held.
AlfieRose
Quintessential frustrated old bag and single mother. Her whole life is a disappointment and she desperately clings to her son's existence in the hope that he will one day save her from her misery. She named him Alfie, so there's no hope for him either. AlfieRose is basically Helen Lovejoy and behaves as such in her role as moderator.
Powerage
The forums resident beta chump and the inspiration for the trollface meme. In his 30's yet goes everywhere with his mother. Like a cross between Norman Bates and the 40 year old virgin.
He travels to Iron Maiden gigs all over the world with "Mommy" and doesn't realise that the whole forum laughs behind his back when he posts pictures of them together. Creepy. Being a moderator is the highlight of his life and he has no regrets. No pussy for him anytime soon.
Black Sabbath
A total dildo. Most useless moderator on the planet. Has a homoerotic fascination with Axl Rose. Wants to wear his tight biker shorts. Has every item of clothing ever worn by Axl. Not a stalker at all.
Gracii Guns
You wouldn't trust her with a toaster. A goldfish could outwit her. But she has a vagina (you'll have to take her word for it) so that is good enough for Downzy. Likes to talk about wedding dresses and her marriage troubles. Thinks trannies have a disease and that they are disabled like wheelchair users.
Never once discusses Guns N' Roses, she is so out of place as a mod it is hilarious.
Gunsguy
Gunsguy is a one of the many forum losers who thought it was clever to create a new account as a 14 year old female. Since his old reputation was tarnished by his constant stupidity, he decided to start over. Fortunately his own dumbness made it obvious that he was posing as a 14 year old child, and as a result, he was a guest on NBC's "To Catch A Predator." Upon being caught, they found a dildo, and a fagmag in his backpack.
In addition to pretending to be a 14 year old girl, he also faked legal documents to appear as an "insider." Somehow, he gained the power to be a "new reporter" on the forum. Which also apparently means he has pseudo mod powers, since he has locked numerous support threads. Rumor has it, he performed fellatio on Downzy during the Canadian GNR tour to get his powers.
BBA
Short for "Bring Back Adler". He posted under Uncle Buck, Mr. Dude and dozens of other accounts. He is the greatest troll of MyGNRForum of all time. See urbandictionary for definition.These days he can be found at gunsnfnroses.com
ManetsBR
Manets is a naive teenager from Brazil. He thinks Axl is the shit and looks better than ever. Almost as idiotic as luiz. Hopes to be adopted by Team Brazil so he can finally escape the favella
The Users Below No Longer Post, But Are Notable Nonetheless
Eric Ramona
Known for being the sexiest forum administrator alive, Eric "Up the Wazoo!" Ramona sits atop the throne as King of all GN'R forums. His constant use of the :) smiley illustrates his complete and total appreciation for humankind as a whole. On the other hand, his worse half, Madison, is a complete tool who refuses to post a picture until she finally takes enough of our members' money to afford that operation. Disregard that, she's fired. Things have really changed since then. Admin recently banned ManetsBR, for posting a tribute band's song in the wrong section. Brilliant job compadre.
Eric Romano has the coding skills of a 12 year old; f you want a reminder of how web pages looked back in 1996, look no further! Eric provides a link to the past at mygnrforum's homepage. What a beauty.
Protip: If you get banned from mygnrforum, use a proxy and just re-register. Recommendation would be one that is PHProxy 0.5 so you can get past the CAPTCHA. Also, there's other Guns N' Roses fightclubs out there anyway.
Ramona no longer owns the forum, but still owns mygnr.com - possibly the worst website on the internet. Somehow it still makes him money, probably because Guns N Roses fans are illiterate monkeys
Madison
Uses online dating service programs because she can hide her identity (don't believe me? ask Almost Famous). Thus the lucky guy she cybers with won't find out what she's hiding in her underwear when they meet IRL.
UPDATE: She recently had all her admin powers removed by Eric for the lulz, which generated a lot of controversy. She took the truth to another forum called chinese democracy, which is a far superior forum. UPDATE: She got controversially banned from chinesedemocracy.com.
Though she denies it, everyone knows that Madison also goes by the username Patience 4 Axl. To maintain the appearance that they are two seperate people, she often spent hours arguing with herself between the two accounts.
Thomas Meadows
A member of the "United States Elite I Gotta Be In My Basement and Pretend I'm In The Air Force" Division of The Air Force. So far he is the only one that is assigned that job. He also claims to actually be in the air force but mygnr admins notably Madison have claimed otherwise. Some of the allegations against him were saving a village or getting ugly fat girls and even making love to toilet seats at old people's retirement homes.
UPDATE: He actually posted pics from Iraq, he really is in the airforce.
MYGNRFORUM Status:
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luiz
wnated 2 c gnar in mexico slsh axel plz
warchild/Gunzen
Is a 56-year-old member who used to post ridiculous poetry and rant. Everyone thought he was some guy named Axl. He also used the name Infamous and also posted under a female name Just A Little Patience. He currently posts under the names of "Gunzen" (at mygnr) and "Bumble4tus" (at heretodaygonetohell).
SunnyDRE
Black person has a dream! He also thinks the Holocaust never existed, which further proves that he's a fucking idiot. He called into the awesome radio show and had the blackest voice on the internet, proving to all doubters that he is, in fact, a typical man living below the poverty line.
Like a true genius, every single thing on the forum is related to race. Do you like that new KFC sandwhich with chicken for the bread? Well you're racist bitch, gtfo.
Dexter
Dexter is the moniker under which Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose posts. Given that these occasions are both rare and endlessly entertaining, most people on MYGNR hang around the boards waiting for Axl to come on and strut his stuff yet again.
Rose's most famous tirade is a post that went down in MYGNR history the second it was posted, in which he verbally abused administrator madison (who had accused him of banning people wearing t-shirts featuring ex-GNR guitarist Slash from concerts) - an event that spun out of control quicker than you can say "pussy full of maggots" and eventually led to her demoderation, amongst other things. Here is what Axl had to say:
—The brilliance of Eric Romano | ||
Of course, Eric didn't realize that by the time of edit every single member of the board had quoted Dexter's post, leaving the parts where Rose singled out madison as a "cunt" and a "lesbian" still visible for all.
Sadly, many members sided with Axl during this whole circus, partly because many were tired of madison running MYGNR like her own little Auschwitz. Wise people, however, denounced Axl's faggotry and carried on debating for days whether he should be allowed to say such awful things.
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Of course, Dexter fucked off as soon as he hit the Post Reply button, deciding not to meet the shitstorm of arguments rapidly piling up. Instead, he let his little midget housekeeper/stepmother Beta monitor the forums for him, as per usual. He hasn't been seen since.
2005 Was A Travesty
The year of 2005 brought about a group of GN'R fans who were filled to the brim with cleverness and wit: Rebel Yell, Rim Job, myself, Motley Crue, God, and various other members. Using their extreme levels of humor, they generated lulz in the form of GN'R related comics. Modison, realizing that she was a 40-year old, unemployed Guns N' Roses forum administrator, drank a half a pack of red bulls and worked up the courage to ban these members for completely asinine reasons. Since that day, the group has migrated from Whitedudes Place, to Almost Madison's Palace, and have now settled at [damaged], led by Jemery Bruch, a well-known feminist amongst the GNR community. Damaged
Since then, MyGNR has been a travesty. Members like Chris_Axl, GNR513, Chris_Axl, and some other faggots have tried to fill the gaps left by the estranged (you see what I did there?) members, but have ultimately failed.
The lol bumblefoot Incident
In July 2008 several forum members posted the message "lol bumblefoot", or "lol Buckethead" after Kevin posted the former and received a warning. This resulted in several people being suspended. Those people were: Dean-16, Hells_Bells, angel of death, UseYourAppetite, junglebaby and tbizzle. All of them, except Dean-16 (a donator), got banned because they were accused of having rejoined the forum under a different name.
On October 14th 2008 the user Martoine was also banned after posting lol bumblefoot but as of yet the reasons for the ban have not been revealed due to censorship from the moderating team. If the reason for the ban turns out to be lol bumblefoot then it would have resulted in a ban without warning.
lol bumblefoot is now a meme.
How to make youtube videos autoplay
Well, mygnrforum did not properly filter the autoplay bug, so here is another way around it. Simply use the [media] tags as usual, and just put a normal youtube link in between them. However, append the following to the end of the youtube link:
Code: %26%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79%3D%31&player_feature=embed
Happy trolling
Word Filters
Mygnrforum is known for having some of the worst word filters of all time. Take a look for yourself~
- 5055 = PRIVATE
- nutswinger = **I am a stupid troll;Just Ignore my post**
- faggot = person
- nigger = black person
Don't even try to talk about Thomas Meadow or the madison situation, the human censorship machine will stop you before you can blink.
Eric's Incompetence
Another stunning example of coding incompetence. Put this as your sig, edit it into your posts, and have fun:
- [media]javascript://%0awhile(1){alert(document.cookie);}%2F%2F.swf[/media]
What's even better, anyone can run any javascript they want on the site. People could be directed to phishing pages for example. An official patch has been released by IPB but Romano is too busy doing nothing to fix it. Enjoy having your cookies stolen.
Examples of their fail
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