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Welcome to Encyclopædia Dramatica's comprehensive timeline of the Kesha saga. Here at ED we strive to provide you with accurate, unbiased and up-to-date information on shit nobody cares about such as Kesha. This is currently the most comprehensive and accurate timeline of Kesha's career and legal situation that is available on the internets, so fuck you if you're a social justice faggot who can't handle the facts that are presented on this page just because they don't fit your shitty feminist narrative.

ED's Overly Detailed Ke$ha Timeline

Date	Event	Location
May 1, 1776	Adam Weishaupt founds the Illuminati.	Ingolstadt, Bavaria
March 17, 1956	Rosemary Patricia "Pebe" Sebert hatches from a reptilian egg.	Michigan City, Indiana
September 26, 1973	Lukasz Sebastian Gottwald is born.	Providence, Rhode Island
March 18, 1981	Lagan Blue Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina.
June 4 - 12, 1986	Pebe gets knocked up again after fucking her friends to avoid getting AIDS from a sperm bank. Not even kidding.
March 1, 1987	Kesha Rose Sebert suddenly falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina while she's attending a party.	Los Angeles, California
May 1, 1991	F.A.R.T. the Movie is released. The film features an old woman identifying the scent of 4-year-old Kesha's fart as coming from a "very virile man".
1997	Dr. Luke joins Saturday Night Live as their lead guitarist.	NBC
October 12, 1999	Louie Sebert falls out of Pebe Sebert's vagina.
2003	Pebe forces 16-year-old Kesha to record her first song, "Stephen".
March 2005	Dr. Luke calls Ke$ha's home and Nicole Richie hangs up on him.	The Sebert Residence
May 12, 2005	The Wedding Planner episode of The Simple Life airs. This episode features two whores staying at the Seberts' house while planning a wedding.	Fox
September 26, 2005	Kesha signed a contract with Dr. Luke and his record label, Kemosabe Records.
October 5, 2005	Kesha attended Nicki Hilton's 22nd birthday party where she wasn't drugged or raped.	Paris Hilton's House
October 6, 2005	Kesha did not wake up naked in Dr. Luke's bed and did not phone her mum.	Dr. Luke's Bed
October 17, 2005	Dr. Luke joins an obscure social networking site known as "MySpace".	MySpace
December 6, 2005	Fred Goldring, Ke$ha's lawyer, emails Dr. Luke and attempts to terminate Ke$ha's contract.
December 13, 2005	Fred Goldring sends Dr. Luke another email.
January 27, 2006	Ke$ha enlists DAS Communications to find her a better contract within a year.
February 7, 2005	Gillian Bar, Luke's attorney, informs Kesha's attorney that Kesha is in breach of her contract.
February 26, 2005	Kesha failed to produce an album within 5 months as required by her contract with Kemosabe Records.
August 28, 2006	Paris Hilton's single Nothing in This World is released. Ke$ha sings back up.
January 22, 2007	Ke$ha joins MySpace under the username "keshaishot".	MySpace
January 27, 2007	DAS Communications fails to find Ke$ha a contract within a year.
May 25, 2008	DAS Communications sent Ke$ha and Pebe an email in which they used "explicit language" when referring to Dr. Luke.
September 11, 2008	Ke$ha attempts to terminate her contract with DAS Communications and celebrates Jews Did WTC.
November 26, 2008	Ke$ha signs another contract with Dr. Luke's Prescription Songs.
November 28, 2008	Britney Spears' album Circus is released. The track "Lace and Leather" features background vocals by Ke$ha.
December 1, 2008	Ke$ha signs the first amendment to her contract.
January 27, 2009	Flo Rida's single Right Round is released. Ke$ha provides female vocals for the track.
May 18, 2009	Ke$ha signs the second amendment to her contract. This amendment involved merchandising or some shit.
June 9, 2009	DJ Stolen registers the iLeaks.com domain name.
June 10, 2009	The iLeaks Twitter account is registered.	Twitter
August 7, 2009	TiK ToK [sic], Ke$ha's debut single, is released. Everyone hates it.
September 6, 2009	Austin Ryan Dean joins Twitter.	Twitter
September 26, 2009	Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she refers to him as "part of our family".
September 26, 2009	Ke$ha gives Luke a birthday card that says that he "keeps getting hotter every year".
October 13, 2009	Dr. Luke tweets a pic of Ke$ha sleeping on the job.	Twitter
January 1, 2010	Ke$ha released her first album, Animal.
March 19, 2010	Perez Hilton helps trend #KeshaWho after Ke$ha disses Britney Spears in her song Styrofoam.	Twitter
May 1 - 2, 2010	Ke$ha plays at the Bamboozle Rock Festival.	New Jersey
May 2, 2010	iLeaks leaks Telephone by Britney Spears and wants people to pay them $750 to download it.	iLeaks
May 3, 2010	Ke$ha sucks on a man's bollocks and has a photo taken to commemorate the occasion.	Probably New Jersey
May 26, 2010	DAS Communications files a lawsuit against Ke$ha and Luke for breach of contract and interference. [1]
June 4, 2010	Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "You have changed our lives forever. I love you !!"
July 7, 2010	DJ Stolen leaks the first of Ke$ha's n00dz, an image featuring Ke$ha covered in cum.
July 16, 2010	The blog Shirt Talkers releases more of Ke$ha's n00dz. This time the images featured her having sex with her boyfriend at the time, Harold Karsenty. [2]	Shirt Talkers
September 10, 2010	Janusz Jerzy Gottwald, Luke's father, dies. [3]	Greenwich, Connecticut
September 13 - 22, 2010	Estimated beginning of the alleged abortion "blackmail".
November 13, 2010	Ke$ha goes skydiving and her parachute tragically doesn't fail.	Sydney, Ausfalia
November 19, 2010	Cannibal, Ke$ha's first extended play, is released.
November 19, 2010	Tickets for Ke$ha's Get Sleazy tour go on sale and immediately sell out.
December 9, 2010	DJ Stolen apologizes for hacking various celebrities.
December 12, 2010	Perez Hilton finally discovers the Ke$ha and Harold sex pics on Shirt Talkers and posts them on his site.	Perez Hilton
January 20, 2011	Bob Chamberlain claims that he is Ke$ha's father and produces evidence that the two were in contact until she was 18.
January 23, 2011	Walt Disney's Princess Ke$ha is released on Funny Or Die. It features a cartoon skunk raping Ke$ha's face.	Funny Or Die
February 15, 2011	Ke$ha's first show of her Get Sleazy tour. Unfortunately she didn't die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.	Portland, Oregon
March 13 - 22, 2011	Estimated end of the alleged abortion "blackmail".
April 14, 2011	Ke$ha and Iggy Pop star in PETA's campaign against seal clubbing.
May 6, 2011	Ke$ha's final show of her Get Sleazy tour.	Los Angeles, California
May 18, 2011	T-Pain posts a picture of himself and Ke$ha with a pile of money. Please contact the police if you know which bank they robbed.	Twitter
May 18, 2011	iLeaks takes its final leak on Twitter.	Twitter
June 10 or 11, 2011	Ava James, Luke and Jessica's daughter, is born alive and unaborted.
June 16, 2011	Ke$ha admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged her. [4]
June 17, 2011	DJ Stolen is sentenced for hacking various celebrities, including Ke$ha.
July 16, 2011	Pebe Sebert sends Luke an email where she says "I know you are going to be a great dad."
October 18, 2011	Pebe admits under oath that Dr. Luke never abused/raped/teabagged Ke$ha. [5]
November 10, 2011	Ke$ha registers the domain name putyourbeardinmymouth.com	GoDaddy
December 6, 2011	Ke$ha makes her first post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr.	Put Your Beard In My Mouth
April 24, 2012	Ke$ha tweets a photo of herself urinating in the street and taunts the "PoPo" to catch her if they can.	Twitter
April 25, 2012	Ke$ha makes her last post on her Put Your Beard In My Mouth Tumblr.	Put Your Beard In My Mouth
June 2012	Ke$ha stops paying Kemosabe the royalties that she owes them.
July 5, 2012	The film Katy Perry: Part of Me is released. Ke$ha appears in it.
August 2, 2012	Wes James, Luke and Jessica's son, is born.
August 27, 2012	Ke$ha is detained by the Department of Homeland Security for smuggling an ivory snuff bottle into the US.	Los Angeles, California
September 25, 2012	Ke$ha's Die Young single is released.
November 20, 2012	Ke$ha's autobiography, entitled My Crazy Beautiful Life, is released.
November 21, 2012	The DAS Communications lawsuit is settled.
November 30, 2012	Ke$ha releases her second album, Warrior, which crashes harder than an aeroplane into a skyscraper.
December 4, 2012	Deconstructed, Ke$ha's second EP, is released.
December 6, 2012	Perez Hilton leaks the image of Ke$ha sucking a man's bollocks.	Perez Hilton
December 6, 2012	Ke$ha sings C'mon on The X Factor after whining about Perez Hilton for several hours.	Fox
December 14, 2012	Adam Lanza goes for the high score.	Newtown, Connecticut
December 18, 2012	Ke$ha apologizes for causing Adam Lanza to murder 20 children and then proceeds to lie about being "forced" to sing Die Young.	Twitter
December 20, 2012	Ke$ha admits that she lied about being "forced" to sing Die Young.	Ke$ha's Website
January 6, 2013	Ke$ha voices a character in the Robot Chicken episode "Papercut to Aorta".	Adult Swim
February 19, 2013	Clive Davis' memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life, is released. The book explains why Kelly Clarkson was butthurt over working with Dr. Luke and Max Martin.
April 14, 2013	Ke$ha and Snoop Dogg smoke weed on stage at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.	MTV
April 23, 2013	Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its first season on MTV.	MTV
May 21, 2013	MTV shows Ke$ha drinking her own urine.	MTV
May 23, 2013	Ke$ha's first show of her Warrior tour.	Boston, Massachusetts
May 28, 2013	Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its first season on MTV.	MTV
July 4, 2013	An 11-year-old Ke$ha fan named Nicole Kim Garcia fakes her death on Twitter and her BFF, Ashley Smith, starts the #RIPAnimalNicole hashtag.	Twitter
July 5, 2013	Ke$ha comments on Nicole's "death" and dedicates her next performance to her.	Twitter
August 1, 2013	Ke$ha's phallic jewellery line, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert, is released and quickly sells out.
September 10, 2013	"Rebecca Pimmel" starts the "Let Ke$ha have creative freedom" petition. Earliest known link to the petition dates back to September 10, 2013.	Care2
September 10, 2013	Austin Ryan Dean posts the petition on Twitter on behalf of "Rebecca Pimmel", he also emphasizes that he knows that the petition starter is a woman. [6]	Twitter
September 15, 2013	@FreeKeshaLuke (now @KeshaTODAY) joins Twitter.	Twitter
September 29, 2013	Steven Greenstreet, director of Ke$ha:My Crazy Beautiful Life, tweets images from Ke$ha's recent concert that show her fans holding anti-Dr. Luke signs along with the message "It’s come to this. #KeshaFans".	Twitter
October 7, 2013	Pitbull's single, Timber, is released. The song features Ke$ha and is currently her last song... and we hope that it fucking stays that way.
October 14, 2013	Pebe launches a harassment mob against Harold Karsenty which results in him being suspended from Twitter.	Twitter
October 15, 2013	FreeKeshaLuke a.k.a. MikeIsGay leaks What Ke$ha Wants: The Creative Freedom Movement, an entire album of her shittiest unreleased songs.
October 24, 2013	Ke$ha states in an interview that she doesn't have enough creative control.	Rolling Stone
October 29, 2013	Pebe Sebert sends Dr. Luke and his lawyer an e-mail where she attempts to extort him and threatens to blackmail him with Ke$ha's false rape accusations.
October 30, 2013	Pebe Sebert sends another email to add that she's planning on forwarding everything to the blogger who started "Free Kesha".
October 30, 2013	Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life begins airing its second season on MTV.	MTV
December 18, 2013	Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life ends its second season on MTV.	MTV
December 30, 2013	Pebe sent out an email to numerous fans and bloggers claiming that Dr. Luke physically and emotionally abused Ke$ha.
December 31, 2013	Ke$ha uploads the official music video for the song "Dirty Love". The video was her directorial debut, which isn't much of an accomplishment considering that the whole video is just Ke$ha stripping and dancing with transvestites.	YouTube
January 3, 2014	Ke$ha checked into Timberline Knolls, an eating disorder treatment center.	Lemont, Illinois
January 11, 2014	"Rebecca Pimmel" joins Twitter to promote her shitty petition.	Twitter
February 1, 2014	paigepuhlease receives a letter from Ke$ha. [7]
February 5, 2014	It's revealed that the LAPD is investigating online death threats against Dr. Luke.
March 5, 2014	Ke$ha changes her Twitter handle from keshasuxx to KeshaRose.	Twitter
March 6, 2014	Ke$ha was finally released from Timberline Knolls after doctors erroneously deemed her to no longer be a threat to society.	Lemont, Illinois
March 7, 2014	Ke$ha drops the dollar sign from her name in an attempt to look less Jewish.
April 27, 2014	Ke$ha is seen with Brad Ashenfelter for the first time.
August 2, 2014	Harold Karsenty marries Madison Paige Hamile. [8]
September 5, 2014	Simone Battle of G.R.L., a Kemosabe signed girl group, is found hanging in her closet. Ruled a suicide, but Ke$ha has never denied involvement in her death.	Los Angeles, California
October 14, 2014	Ke$ha files a LOLsuit against Dr.Luke and finally plays the rape card.
October 14, 2014	Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Ke$ha.
October 15, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.	Venice, California
October 16, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.	Venice, California
October 16, 2014	David Jacoby, Senior Vice-President of Sony Music, begins searching for a lawyer to represent Sony during the impending legal shitstorm. [9]
October 17, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.	Venice, California
October 18, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.	Venice, California
October 19, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door.	Venice, California
October 20, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez attempts to serve Ke$ha with the court summons, noone answers the door. Alberto then firmly affixed the summons to Ke$ha's door using stickers from a store-bought roasted chicken.	Venice, California
October 20, 2014	Alberto Gutiérrez mails a copy of the summons to Ke$ha to ensure that the bitch gets it.	Venice, California
October 21, 2014	The court declassifies Ke$ha and Pebe's depositions from the DAS Communications lawsuit.
December 2, 2014	Lady Gaga reveals that she was allegedly raped by a music producer early in her career.	The Howard Stern Show
December 2, 2014	Mark Geragos poses the deeply philosophical question "Guess who the rapists was?" and then responds "#bingo" when some faggot says "Lukasz".	Twitter
December 2, 2014	Lady Gaga's lawyers call Geragos out on his bullshit.
December 2, 2014	Geragos claims that Lady Gaga's lawyers are lying and then threatens to drag Lady Gaga to court to testify against Dr. Luke.
December 3, 2014	Pebe files a counter suit against Dr. Luke claiming that he caused her to develop PTSD.
December 8, 2014	Dr. Luke files a defamation lawsuit against Mark Geragos.
December 23, 2014	Ke$ha performed live with Yeast Infection.	Nashville, Tennessee
June 9, 2015	Ke$ha amends her lawsuit to include Sony. Ke$ha now claims that Sony knew about the abuse (that didn't actually exist) and did nothing about it.
September 9, 2015	Ke$ha gay marries Vittorio Masecchia & Felipe Noqueira.
September 19, 2015	Ke$ha's final show of her Warrior tour.	South Carolina
October 13, 2015	Sony rejects Ke$ha's proposal to work with them without any involvement from Kemosabe Records. Perhaps Sony would have been more receptive of this offer if the lying bitch hadn't added them to her lawsuit several months earlier.
October 19, 2015	Ke$ha appears in an episode of Jane the Virgin.	The CW
October 23, 2015	Jem and the Holograms, a reboot movie of the 80s animu of the same name, is released. Ke$ha has a small role in this shitty flop of a movie.
October 30, 2015	Mark Geragos files Ke$ha's request for an injunction. Interestingly, the filing claims that Ke$ha hasn't toured in "nearly a year" which is a blatant lie.
November 5, 2015	Pebe Sebert's Twitter account goes on a multi-tweet rant calling Luke a rapist urging a boycott of Sony. It's possible that these tweets were actually made by Ke$ha.	Twitter
November 11, 2015	Austin Dean starts his #FreeKesha petition.	Care2
November 11, 2015	KeshaTODAY tweets a link to Austin's petition.	Twitter
November 12, 2015	Austin tweets a link to his petition.	Twitter
November 14, 2015	"Rebecca Pimmel" links to Austin Dean's #FreeKesha petition.	Twitter
January 26, 2016	Ke$ha's fans stand outside of the courthouse and harass people as an act of "protest".
February 2, 2016	Pebe claims that Dr. Luke is attempting to blackmail her into giving up writing credit on Timber by refusing to pay the other writers. A hilariously blatant lie since the song had already been out for over 2 years.	Twitter
February 3, 2016	Shirley Kornreich dismisses Dr. Luke's lawsuit against Pebe, Vector and Rovner.
February 19, 2016	New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich denies Ke$ha's request for an injunction. [10]	New York
February 19, 2016	Maggie Lindemann reveals that she still possesses common sense and is promptly eviscerated by the SJW horde.	Twitter
February 19, 2016	Brandon de la Cruz starts a GoFundMe campaign in an attempt to raise $2,000,000 and buy Ke$ha's contract from Sony.	GoFundMe
February 20, 2016	Some faggot finds the picture of sleeping Ke$ha on Twitter and immediately deems it to be "evidence".	Twitter
February 20, 2016	Dr. Luke realized that some faggot was about to turn an innocent photo into a big deal and attempts to delete the tweet and photo.	Twitter
February 20, 2016	Another faggot who managed to screencap both the photo and the deletion notice posts the screencaps.	Twitter
February 21, 2016	Taylor Swift donates $250,000 to Ke$ha.
February 21, 2016	Thousands of children needlessly starve to death in Ethiopia because noone donated $250,000 to help them.	Ethiopia
February 22, 2016	Dr. Luke makes a series of tweets defending himself from the vile and disgusting harassment of the #FreeKesha movement.	Twitter
February 23, 2016	TMZ digs up video of Ke$ha and Pebe swearing under oath that none of the accusations against Luke were true.	TMZ
February 23, 2016	Lena Dumbham makes a long blog post about how Ke$ha's case is rape culture or some shit. Neglects to mention her own history of making false rape accusations and molesting her sister.	Lenny Letter
February 24, 2016	Adele uses her acceptance speech at the 2016 Brit Awards to voice her support for Ke$ha and her lies.
February 24, 2016	Ke$ha thanks all of the idiots for their support and then claims that her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke was never about getting a better contract.	Facebook
February 25, 2016	Mark Geragos responds to the deposition video by insisting that Ke$ha was threatened into lying under oath, he then proceeds to refer to Dr. Luke as a "monster".
February 25, 2016	Sony states that they are unable to release Ke$ha from her contract because her contract is not with them.
February 25, 2016	Charlie Puth commits wrongthink and is promptly harassed.
February 26, 2016	Luke's mum, Laura Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent son.
February 26, 2016	Ke$ha's fans stand outside of Sony's headquarters and harass people as an act of "protest".	New York City
February 28, 2016	Lady Gaga performs Til It Happens To You at the 88th Academy Awards, she dedicates the song to sexual assault survivors and for some reason includes Ke$ha.	Los Angeles, California
March 2, 2016	Luke's sister, Vezna Gottwald, speaks out in support of her innocent brother.
March 5, 2016	Ke$ha receives an award from the "Human Rights Campaign", a group that actually supports faggots instead of supporting starving children in China.	Nashville, Tennessee
March 6, 2016	Kelly Clarkson claims that she was "blackmailed" by her label into working with Dr. Luke. She also calls him a liar and "not a good man".
March 9, 2016	Shitty tabloid The Wrap publishes an article that claims that Sony is planning on dropping Dr. Luke.	The Wrap
March 9, 2016	The faggots of Twitter begin planning for the #SonyIsDroppingDrLukeParty.	Twitter
March 9, 2016	Ly Moula of Blahzé Misfits leaks all of Dr. Luke's drum kits and samples onto the internets.	Twitter
March 11, 2016	Ke$ha's fans stage another "protest" outside of Sony headquarters.	New York City
March 18, 2016	An Encyclopædia Dramatica investigator confronts Ke$ha's fans with evidence that "Rebecca Pimmel" could be Ke$ha herself.	Twitter
March 19, 2016	"Rebecca Pimmel" responds to our inquiry and claims to be Austin Ryan Dean.	Twitter
March 22, 2016	Ke$ha files an appeal against Shirley Kornreich's ruling that compares her contract to slavery.	New York
March 22, 2016	The progressive libtard commenters on HuffPost begin frothing at the mouth and finally start calling Ke$ha a liar after her slavery comments.	Huffington Post
March 28, 2016	Ke$ha posts a picture of her fat arse in a bikini and demands that people stop fat shaming her because "ain't nobody got time for it".	Instagram
March 28, 2016	Ke$ha appears in the documentary series The Haunting of... where she recounts being haunted by a ghost named "Wild Bill". Srsly.	Lifetime Movie Network
March 31, 2016	Ke$ha appears as a guest judge in an episode of Project Runway All Stars.	Lifetime
April 3, 2016	Ke$ha claims that she rejected a deal that would have given her her "freedom" if she apologized for making false rape allegations.	Instagram
April 3, 2016	#FreeKesha began turning into #SaveKesha.	Twitter
April 5, 2016	Jessica James, Dr. Luke's girlfriend, makes a post mocking/parodying Ke$ha's recent Instagram post.	Instagram
April 5, 2016	Jessica James begins making all of her social media accounts private after receiving a torrent of harassment.
April 6, 2016	Ke$ha gets BTFO when Shirley Kornreich dismisses all but one of the claims in her LOLsuit against Sony. [11]	New York
April 7, 2016	Jennifer Lopez releases her single and "feminist anthem" Ain't Your Mama.
April 7, 2016	The spastics on Twitter begin harassing Jennifer Lopez via the #JLoSupportsRape hashtag after finding Dr. Luke listed in the credits for her new single.	Twitter
April 7, 2016	Demi Lovato makes a tweet promoting Jennifer Lopez's Ain't Your Mama and is promptly harassed. [12]	Twitter
April 12, 2016	Meghan Trainor reveals that Jennifer Lopez didn't know that Luke worked on Ain't Your Mama and noone cares.
April 13, 2016	Fashion designer Brian Lichtenberg releases a series of overpriced "Free Kesha" attire that feature a DeviantART quality drawing of Ke$ha.
April 15, 2016	Ke$ha is subpoenaed to give another deposition in June.
April 15, 2016	Ke$ha is photographed at LAX after getting blatantly obvious lip injections.	Los Angeles, California
April 17, 2016	Ke$ha makes a "surprise" appearance with Zedd at the 2016 Coachella Music Festival and sings "True Colours".	Indio, California
April 19, 2016	Austin Ryan Dean says that he'll "block & sue" anyone that he sees degrading Ke$ha's looks. Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy being fugly.	Twitter
April 20, 2016	Austin Ryan Dean quits Twitter forever. Fortunately, we were able to save plenty of info on this prick before he committed E-suicide.	Twitter
April 21, 2016	An entry for a new Ke$ha song entitled "Buried Alive" appears in the BMI database. [13]	BMI
April 24, 2016	Jessica James unlocks her Instagram and Kole Cluxton immediately begins harassing her and her father.	Instagram
April 25, 2016	Zedd posts a photo of himself and Ke$ha in a recording studio.	Instagram
April 25, 2016	Austin Ryan Dean unquits Twitter.	Twitter
April 26, 2016	Pebe drops her counterclaims against Dr. Luke, thus confirming that he did not cause her to develop PTSD.
April 27, 2016	Zedd announces Zedd & Kesha - True Colors.	Twitter
April 29, 2016	Zedd & Kesha - True Colors is released.
May 2, 2016	Ke$ha fires professional douchebag Mark Geragos and replaces him with Daniel Petrocelli.
May 5, 2016	Ke$ha "discovers" that one of her unreleased songs was used in a Korean commercial and tweets about it.	Twitter
May 6, 2016	Ke$ha's new legal team files yet another appeal that Shirley will surely deny.
May 7, 2016	Ke$ha sings Lady Gaga's Til It Happens to You at the Humane Society Gala to honour all of the innocent animals that have been victims of rape.	Los Angeles, California
May 11, 2016	It was revealed that Ke$ha was planning to perform a "statement" act (i.e. slandering Dr. Luke under the guise of "art") at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.
May 11, 2016	Ke$ha has a guest appearance on an episode of Nashville.	ABC
May 12, 2016	Nashville gets cancelled!	ABC
May 17, 2016	Kemosabe rescinds Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards.
May 18, 2016	Ke$ha sings Bob Dylan's It Ain't Me Babe with Ben Folds.	Los Angeles, California
May 18, 2016	Kemosabe rescinds its rescinding of Ke$ha's permission to slander Dr. Luke at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards after she whines about how she only wanted to sing a Bob Dylan song.
May 22, 2016	Ke$ha is scheduled to perform a "statement" act (i.e. slandering Dr. Luke under the guise of "art") at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards until Luke decided that he didn't want moar slander. LOL CANCELLED, BITCH! LOL UNCANCELLED, BITCH!	Los Vegas, Nevada
June 16, 2016	Scheduled date for Ke$ha's deposition.
TBD	Ke$ha does an Amy Winehouse/Steve Irwin/Kurt Cobain.	TBD

• The estimated time frame of when Dr. Luke was supposedly attempting to "blackmail" his "wife" (actually his girlfriend) into having an abortion is marked in red.

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Estimated Timeframe	Event	Location
2005-2008	Ke$ha breaks into Prince's house.	Prince's House
	Ke$ha vomits in Paris Hilton's closet.	Paris Hilton's closet
	Julianna Beasley comments on a YouTube video about Dr. Luke.	YouTube
2010	Harold Karsenty proposes to Ke$ha.
Between July 7 and September 19, 2010	Harold Karsenty breaks up with Ke$ha.
A month after the previous entry, dumbarse.	Harold Karsenty starts dating another woman a month after dumping Ke$ha.
	Ke$ha starts secretly dating Darren Craig.
	Ke$ha and Darren Craig break up.
	Ke$ha locks her mum out of their hotel room with no shoes or money.	Las Vegas, Nevada