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Nicholas Giampa
Nicholas Giampa (a.k.a. Nick Breedlove, Kevin Gallo and doctorpepper35) is a 17-year-old alt-right weeb and /pol/ack who learned the true dangers of shitposting when the parents of his girlfriend, 16-year-old Amelia Kuhn-Fricker, discovered a stash of dank frog memes on his secret Twitter troll account and came to the conclusion that he was a literal Nazi who was attempting to expose their daughter to political opinions that just weren't progressive enough for the ultra-libtard Kuhn-Fricker family.
On December 22, 2017, after being forced to break up with Nicholas following a so-called "intervention", Amelia decided to defy her overly-possessive parents and snuck Nicholas into her room so she could listen to him talk more about how the holocaust never happened and how Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the young lovebirds were soon interrupted when Amelia's parents, 43-year-old Buckley Anne Kuhn-Fricker and 48-year-old Scott Fricker, discovered that their daughter had let a horrible thought criminal into their safe space.
After Amelia's parents told him to GTFO and never show his face around them again, Nicholas made the stupid decision to sacrifice himself in order to save his beloved girlfriend from her parents' psychological abuse and liberal brainwashing – and by that we mean that he shot both of Amelia's parents dead and then made one of the most hilariously botched suicide attempts ever as he shot himself directly in the fucking head yet failed to die. Nicholas now has to live with the fact that his girlfriend is having sex with Aryan Alpha Males while he gets raped by a black guy and suffers from the constant pain associated with failed DIY lobotomies. But at least Nick can sleep happy knowing that the white race was probably saved by his actions.
After the fake news media learned of the shooting, they quickly began to spin it as a case of an evil Nazi shooting his girlfriend's heroic parents. In reality, Nicholas was merely a common shitposter and the Frickers were absolutely horrible parents who should have learned to mind their own fucking business and stay out of their daughter's relationships. As a minor, the media avoided releasing Nicholas' name and denied him the prestige that he deserves for taking two more dumb liberals off America's streets – we, however, are not the mainstream media and we do not give a shit about protecting anyone's identity. You can help by sending flowers to Nick's prison cell and praying that he makes a full recovery after his self-induced lobotomy.
Meet the Frickers
Fourteen Simple Words For Dating My Teenage Daughter
—Tim Buckley Corn Fritters | ||
—Butt-ugly Kunt-Fucker | ||
Quotes
—Nicholas Giampa, proving that he's a mere chantard and not actually a Nazi | ||
—Nick goes on THOT Patrol | ||
Gallery
See Also
- AlGore
- Cuckold
- Women's Rights - Nicholas sacrificed everything so his girlfriend would be free to date Republican.
External Links
Archive of Nick's Facefuck page - He has a fucking Youjo Senki pic in there.
Janet Kuhn on Facefuck - Buckley's mum.
