Talk:Chad "Atheist Killa" Elliott

Editorial Suggestions

Let me know if there is anything I missed or need to add! The more help I get in this the better it will be! OptiPest 19:54, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

Butthurt comments on this page without signature will be removed! OptiPest 02:30, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Two points. Firstly, this is the only encyclopedia Chad deserves to be on. I've watched the farce on TOW and RW unfold and many lulz were had. And it's Chad that deserves to be here not his argument. His TOW article is tl;dr and shit no one cares about. It doesn't necessarily need to be a part of the article. It's not funny. Which is the second point. The article needs to be fucking hilarious. That cock-spangled tossmonkey has a rich history of fuckwittery and drama which, if presented correctly has the potential to be highly amusing and to cause much drama. He's seriously stupid enough to come here and argue the same way he's done with the other wikis. He will get raped. Chad is an internet lolcow of the highest order. His online adventure started on Facebook in 2010 on a fanpage called "We can and will find 1,000,000 creationists by June 2011". He was smited with the banhammer of fury by the admins on that page along with all the filthy atheistic evolutionists. So he minced off and started his own rival page which he proclaimed would be better and more successful than the 1 million Idiots page he got banned from. It never was. His first attempt was hijacked and taken down by disgusting atheistic pirates who lack morals and shame, but possess knowledge of the inner workings of teh interwebz. So he made another and to date it still has less than 600 members. Most of whom are silent for one reason or another. Then in 2011, Chad announced that he would be making youtube videos. The first one appeared in late Summer 2011 and was followed by a slew of unwatchable bullshit including bizarre objections to standard scientific models, the cosmological argument (virtually all of which was just read of William Lane Craig's website) and some introductory, self-fallating videos through which we could get to know the fuckwit better. Most of these have been deleted. His foray into trying to get his fallacy-ridden argument onto Wikipedia is just the latest chapter and will be followed by many more. Chad's unparalleled, unwarranted self-importance and colourful myriad of psychological problems is what makes him the perfect subject for an article. His argument doesn't need to be included in full, just summarised in an amusing way. Neither Chad nor his argument have sufficient notability for inclusion on Wikipedia and what popularity he sees his argument as having is actually more to do with what a complete cunt he is rather than the validity of his wank-encrusted reworking of the KCA.--Syntacular 05:54, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
^ THIS is a suggestion TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 06:32, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

+Suggestion

You might want to use the {{story}} template to put that huge argument into a user-friendly scrollable box. As it is, it's kind of TL;DR, especially when the article is about the author. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 12:18, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

^^This--Syntacular 12:24, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

• Tried the {{story}} but could not keep the format. I understand it is TL;DR, but that is why the argument is at the bottom. All the hilarious shit will be at the top! OptiPest 12:39, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Collapsing_Objects --Syntacular 13:01, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

• I am just not sure how this will help, the format will change dramatically and there is no way to keep it in its original format. I will try and see what I can do, but all previews come out looking fucked. OptiPest 13:09, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
• Put it in a collapsed section which anyone who really wishes to read it can expand. Should retain the formatting. The alternatives are to completely rewrite it, trim it down or paraphrase and insert the truth. Or, if it exists somewhere else where it can be linked to, link to it. Make a screenshot image and post it on the right of the section about the EA and the GQ. Don't forget there'll be Youtube vids to embed as well. That article just takes up too much space. Even shifting it to the bottom puts it between the hilarious content and the "see also". There are a ton of links to go in there. Hundreds of blogs about what a cockgobbling fudgenutter Chad is litter the tubes as well as a few opposition groups and pages on Facebook. --Syntacular 13:20, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

• Thanks for not doing it for me! I figured it out on my own and am one step further to becoming a WikiNerd! OptiPest 13:48, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Would it make sense to move this to a subpage of the article? Are subpages enabled here? It would clean things up a bit and better preserve the original presentation. OAS 21:11, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

Relevant links

His FB page: http://www.facebook.com/THEATHEISTKILLA?fref=ts

His FB profile: http://www.facebook.com/chad.a.elliott?fref=ts (His middle name is Alan)

His Myspace Music profile: http://www.myspace.com/mrfivethirty

His Myspace personal profile: http://www.myspace.com/chadalanelliott

His Myspace failed clothing line: http://www.myspace.com/circusclothes

His Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/fivethirty

For info:

Forum post relating to a video which is no longer available: http://syracusefan.com/threads/chad-elliott-why-am-i-not-in-the-nfl.25363/

Article: WTF happened to that gimp who used to play half-arsed football? http://www.theunion.com/article/20110116/BREAKINGNEWS/110119796

There's more out there to find, but what's notable is that if you try to google anything about his "success" in music and MMA, you get a grand total of fuck all hits. I've had run ins with Chad for almost three years now. I've watched him turn from an annoying little turd on creationist pages to the fuckwitted Fuhrer he is today. If there's anything I can do to help, just ask.

This is a picture of a faggot: http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/128/f0fccd981aecdeba3e0f60e831a100e9/l.jpg

--Syntacular 12:44, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

n00dz

the text is in the way, so i can not tell if he is showing teh cock there. do n00dz of this sexy Christan man exist? i would totally pretend to be anything for this manhorse. also, the "ABC News 10" video (lol 23 views) appears to be Sacramento news affiliate KOVR. it is also worth pointing out that Leviticus 19:28 prohibits tattoos. -hipcrime 13:12, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/The_Elliott_Argument <-- lol a near-unanimous decision to delete, except for Mrfivethirty, whose block log shows:

	“	05:33, 10 October 2012 Kinu (talk | contribs) blocked Mrfivethirty (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite (Personal attacks or harassment: battleground attitude, no evidence of constructive editing)	„

it also appears he blanked the AfD lol

-hipcrime 13:53, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• it also appears the wikipedia article on his football career was deleted twice. -hipcrime 15:03, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

• http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/chad-elliott-the-atheist-killa

-hipcrime 15:16, 13 October 2012 (EDT)