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Blumpkin
A blumpkin is what got Howard Stern kicked off several Clear Channel radio stations and busted by the FCC. Transcripts (from the FCC's own web site) explain:
Radio Station: WKRK-FM, Detroit, MI Date/Time of Broadcast: July 26, 2001, 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. Material Broadcast: The Howard Stern Show HS: Howard Stern RQ: Robin Quivers MV: Male Cast Member HS: I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl and everyone around here is acting like they don't know what it is. RQ: You're the only nutcase who does. MV: I said ``blumpkin'' on the ``Norm Show'' and the network censor, we told him we just made the word up. He goes, ``that's definitely not a real word right?'' We go, no,no,no. And I said it, I yelled out at a hooker in a cab. HS: What do you say to her, ``how about a blumpkin?'' MV: I go ``honey, how much for a blumpkin?'' HS: Right. MV: And uh the network censor never heard of it. And he goes if you just made it up it's fine but if it's a real thing we can't have it. So it's aired, it's been on ABC, it's like the dirtiest thing ever on television. HS: Yeah, but nobody knows what it is. A blumpkin... I can explain it cleanly. RQ: There's nothing clean about a blumpkin. HS: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you're sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You're sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you're evacuating you receive your oral. RQ: Ick. HS: And uh, then, what did I say yesterday too you didn't understand? Balloon knot? RQ: Yes, I don't know what that is. Somebody said to me ``is that the funniest thing ever?'' and I was like ``what is that?'' HS: A balloon knot... RQ: I didn't want to show my ignorance, I laughed too. HS: A balloon knot... I'm gonna post these on a web site... RQ: Yeah, we need a dictionary for this show. HS: A balloon knot is when you bend over and I can see up right up your old... RQ: Up the wazoo? HS: Up the wazoo and uh, you know that's a balloon knot that you see. That's called a ``balloon knot.'' RQ: Really, I did not know that. HS: Think about it, it looks like a balloon knot. RQ: I don't know. Oh... you know what... HS: Tie up a balloon. RQ: I'm just thinking of a balloon knot... MV: It all makes sense, Robin, come on.
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